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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7eHPW7n7Ko

Only 90s kids will remember this show but the movie is aimed at children so don't know what audience they're going for?

I guess Kirk Fogg must be unemployed if they got him for this

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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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should've just aimed at adults and made a hosed-up horror temple imo

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zorodius posted:

should've just aimed at adults and made a hosed-up horror temple imo

What do you think happens to people who get captured by the temple guards

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Ein cooler Typ posted:

What do you think happens to people who get captured by the temple guards

They are fed to Aggro-Craig.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
GUTS Supremacy

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

What do you think happens to people who get captured by the temple guards

Sounds like the makings of a good porno.

This Ain't The Silver Monkey XXX

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

suck my gosh dang balls, op

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Chinatown posted:

GUTS Supremacy

mo was sexy af

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I guess Kirk Fogg must be unemployed if they got him for this

Lol if you don't think the default status of every actor is "unemployed".

Golden actors wallow in dirt and bills all the time, while the Hollywood hotshots like Dominic Purcell reap the blockbuster bucks.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
BOBBYS WORLD

UT WS A GOOD SHOW


:shrug:

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
WTF? Who seriously thought it was a good idea to put 10 year old kids in the lead roles? If Pokemon go has taught me anything, it's that there are thousands, if not millions of people dying to satisfy their childhood nostalgia. The main characters should be in their 20s/30s. You know, the current age of people who actually remember what Legends of the Hidden Temple actually is.

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
Though, I like how Kirk Fogg aged exactly the same way Ray Liotta did.

That is to say, the same way I have...

It's like Ted Cruz cast "magic jar" on you.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
do nickelodeon and disney groom girls to be hot sluts later in life

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

gary oldmans diary posted:

do nickelodeon and disney groom girls to be hot sluts later in life

:chloe:

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
If you had to build a 3 segment monkey, wa-w-wa-w-wa w-w-w-w-wa w-w-w-what would you do?????

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Those sure are some wild n' crazy kids!!

Olive Mohel
Nov 8, 2006

Life is more than a series of ones and zeroes.
Escaping the temple takes some guts. To figure it out. Family Double Dare.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

You know how you could make this thread better?

You could start by running up the stairs to the Crypt. Grab the books from the skeletons, and pass into the Pit of the Pendulum. Knock over the column and cliiiimb into the King's Storeroom. Smash the clay pots to find the key that will lead you into the Chamber of the Sacred Markers. Match the symbols on the right, to the rules on the left, then pass into the Room of the Ancient Warriors. Place yourself in the correct armor, and open the door to the SHRIIIIIIINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY! assemble the statue, and you maybe headed toward the Room (whispers) of the Secret Password. Find the tablet with the correct inscription, and shout it out, to open the door to the Pharoah's Secret Passage. Slide down the tunnel to the Quicksand Bog where you could smash through to the Dark Forest, but beware the temple guards that may inhabit the trees. Find the key in the tree, and you'll enter the Jester's Court. Press yourself against the correct wall painting, and you'll gain entry to the Tomb of the Headless Kings. Pull the vines to release the bones, and attach the missing skull to it's proper King. Then, rrrrrrrace through the Pit, cliiimb through the Ledges, rrrrrrrrace down the stairs and back through the Temple Gate. The choices are yours and yours alone. Good luck.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Did anyone ever loving win

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


hahahahaha come one

for real like

shiiiit

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

Did anyone ever loving win

Mods did.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

mo was sexy af

this guy knows what's going on

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
The game show was rigged to give out a limited number of prizes per season

Kirk Fogg admitted this

So a lot of those kids had no chance to get their Huffy bikes. The guards were gonna gently caress em one way or another.

Molybdenum
Jun 25, 2007
Melting Point ~2622C

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

You know how you could make this thread better?

You could start by running up the stairs to the Crypt. Grab the books from the skeletons, and pass into the Pit of the Pendulum. Knock over the column and cliiiimb into the King's Storeroom. Smash the clay pots to find the key that will lead you into the Chamber of the Sacred Markers. Match the symbols on the right, to the rules on the left, then pass into the Room of the Ancient Warriors. Place yourself in the correct armor, and open the door to the SHRIIIIIIINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY! assemble the statue, and you maybe headed toward the Room (whispers) of the Secret Password. Find the tablet with the correct inscription, and shout it out, to open the door to the Pharoah's Secret Passage. Slide down the tunnel to the Quicksand Bog where you could smash through to the Dark Forest, but beware the temple guards that may inhabit the trees. Find the key in the tree, and you'll enter the Jester's Court. Press yourself against the correct wall painting, and you'll gain entry to the Tomb of the Headless Kings. Pull the vines to release the bones, and attach the missing skull to it's proper King. Then, rrrrrrrace through the Pit, cliiimb through the Ledges, rrrrrrrrace down the stairs and back through the Temple Gate. The choices are yours and yours alone. Good luck.

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

Paving the way for a Battle Dome movie starring Terry Crews.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zorodius posted:

The game show was rigged to give out a limited number of prizes per season

Kirk Fogg admitted this

So a lot of those kids had no chance to get their Huffy bikes. The guards were gonna gently caress em one way or another.



this is illegal

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

this is illegal

Fogg doesn't give a gently caress about rules

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Zorodius posted:

The game show was rigged to give out a limited number of prizes per season

Kirk Fogg admitted this

So a lot of those kids had no chance to get their Huffy bikes. The guards were gonna gently caress em one way or another.

didn't they also sucker the parents in attendance into making sidebets on the rigged show

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Downercut posted:

Escaping the temple takes some guts. To figure it out. Family Double Dare.

What would you do?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Legend of the Hidden Temple was always a poo poo show and the adults that still talk about it should try to fill the gaping hole in their lives with something other than nostalgia, imo.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Double Dare was always better.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The monkey statue was 3 loving pieces how hard could it be idiot children!!!

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