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Who's gonna win?
This poll is closed.
Team Chocolate 10 29.41%
Team Gummy 9 26.47%
Team Lollipop 9 26.47%
Team Mint 6 17.65%
Total: 34 votes
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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
please guys team gummy is soft and sweet! :smith:

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Nah Gummy Bear Crew is here to give you the shits

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
did u know chocolate is a popular vehicle for poison?

makes u think...

Solis
Feb 2, 2011

Now you can take this knowledge and turn it into part of yourself.
Chocolate is so sweet it'll help mask the taste of everyone else's bitter defeat

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Absurd Revolver posted:

did u know chocolate is a popular vehicle for poison?

makes u think...

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Absurd Revolver posted:

did u know chocolate is a popular vehicle for poison?

makes u think...

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

All four teams are full.

I'm starting on the playing pieces now. As soon as they're done (which will involve a trip to Kinko's), we'll begin. Expect the opening move tonight.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Allen Wren posted:

(which will involve a trip to Kinko's)

:swoon:

Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
I have to get in on this, because hey my username is synonymous with candy. Team Lollipop has the most spaces open in the current OP so throw me there unless you throw me somewhere else I'm not really particular as long as I win

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Was just updating the OP, sorry. We're full up. If this goes well, though, it might happen again in the future!

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
When you go to a nice hotel and the cleaning lady comes through, she leaves a mint on the pillow.

When you go to a nice restaurant, when they bring you your check, they also bring mints for the table.

Mint is Rich People Code for "I went through all your poo poo, now give me money and leave." It is the candy of hate and lovely customer service. Who the gently caress wants to be part of Team Class Envy?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

When you go to a nice hotel and the cleaning lady comes through, she leaves a mint on the pillow.

When you go to a nice restaurant, when they bring you your check, they also bring mints for the table.

Mint is Rich People Code for "I went through all your poo poo, now give me money and leave." It is the candy of hate and lovely customer service. Who the gently caress wants to be part of Team Class Envy?

Shine a black light on that same pillow. The cleaning lady left you something else.

They leave you a mint so your breath doesn't smell like the poo poo you just ate.

Mints are rich people code for "I know I'm a massive piece of poo poo and I need to cover up my flaws"

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
mints are for garbage people who don't brush on the reg

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

When you go to a nice hotel and the cleaning lady comes through, she leaves a mint on the pillow.

When you go to a nice restaurant, when they bring you your check, they also bring mints for the table.

Mint is Rich People Code for "I went through all your poo poo, now give me money and leave." It is the candy of hate and lovely customer service. Who the gently caress wants to be part of Team Class Envy?

Anyone who's not bougie scum. gently caress the bosses

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
loving lol inf has no need for the spontaneous mint prior to hooking up because of course he's a loving incel

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Birdstrike posted:

loving lol inf has no need for the spontaneous mint prior to hooking up because of course he's a loving incel

Cause I brush my teeth like a normal person, unlike you halitosis mint motherfuckers.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Infinitum posted:

Cause I brush my teeth like a normal person, unlike you halitosis mint motherfuckers.

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

cause when I have a post work date, I can either hope they enjoy the soul shatteringly transcendent aroma of macchiato meets halal snack pack (garlic and chilli sauce, inshallah)

or

clean my teeth in the work toilets like a loving bug chaser


gently caress that mint me the gently caress up

also retro futurist's beard game is way stronger

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
i don't even know wtf a gummy is

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Birdstrike posted:

i don't even know wtf a gummy is

Gummy's what you're gonna be once we're done with you mate.

You'll be drinking your mints through a straw.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
crikey!

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
infinitum with the threats smh

arrest this irl scum.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Birdstrike posted:

soul shatteringly transcendent aroma of macchiato meets halal snack pack (garlic and chilli sauce, inshallah)


anyone who doesn't enjoy this isn't worth perusing tbh

Solis
Feb 2, 2011

Now you can take this knowledge and turn it into part of yourself.

Birdstrike posted:

i don't even know wtf a gummy is

The hopes dreams and tears of a racehorse owner, boiled down and rendered with pretty colours

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Birdstrike posted:

i don't even know wtf a gummy is

It's when you get a blowjob from someone with no teeth Jesus don't you people know anything it's like you never watched Oz

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
lollipop's gonna be in this long after the rest of you are just a bad case of indigestion

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Absurd Revolver posted:

lollipop's gonna be in this long after the rest of you are just a bad case of indigestion

in your tooth cavities, not this game

Solis
Feb 2, 2011

Now you can take this knowledge and turn it into part of yourself.

Absurd Revolver posted:

lollipop's gonna be in this long after the rest of you are just a bad case of indigestion

Doesn't that mean you're gonna lose

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Tommunist posted:

infinitum with the threats smh

arrest this irl scum.

Tommunist with the softcock "please don't be mean to me" attitude.

Fuckin softcock.

Wanna tissue darl?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
just lol, if there's anyone who's an expert in impotence it's

Infinitum posted:



also finish your drat lp

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

You guys are all poopy butt heads and I don't think you're good at games (video or otherwise).

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Li Dawny posted:

You guys are all poopy butt heads and I don't think you're good at games (video or otherwise).

:chanpop:

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Li Dawny posted:

You guys are all poopy butt heads and I don't think you're good at games (video or otherwise).

:wow:

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Infinitum posted:

Tommunist with the softcock "please don't be mean to me" attitude.

Fuckin softcock.

Wanna tissue darl?

Wtf are you saying limp dick larry

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Tommunist posted:

Wtf are you saying limp dick larry

This is the best retort Team Mint can come up with?

:sad:

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Infinitum posted:

This is the best retort Team Mint can come up with?

:sad:

I hope u die choking on ur own poo poo nerdo

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Li Dawny posted:

You guys are all poopy butt heads and I don't think you're good at games (video or otherwise).

Prepare to be surprised

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
U will be emotionally dead after i am done destroying u infinitum

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
Infinitum logs out of wow, a hard night of raiding behind him. He wipes the sweat from his brow, takes a sip of his mountain dew. Suddenly grunting sounds from down the hall. He knows its time, he draws his katana.

Running down the hall he smashes open a door.

His dad is being hosed by team mint.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Li Dawny posted:

You guys are all poopy butt heads and I don't think you're good at games (video or otherwise).

Ur getting the treatment as well

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Tommunist posted:

His dad is being hosed by team mint.

Good for him. He deserves a good root now and then.

Pity he only has Team Mint to give it to him.


Tommunist posted:

Ur getting the treatment as well

Is the treatment lovely insults?

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