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While surfing through the historic moments of these forums I gazed up on the gem that was OUR ADMINISTRATOR BOXING WITH UWE BOLL back in 2006, and realized that the tenth anniversary of said televised fight is coming up soon. I wonder how we can celebrate, recollect and honor the absurdity of it all. Perhaps we can even get Lowtax's thoughts on the event 10 years on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJP1ksFVyM
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 10:07 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:35 |
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who is low tac
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 10:33 |
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Uwe Boll is a bitch
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 10:46 |
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I hope Lowtax wins!
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 10:48 |
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I know Lowtax is a pretty chill guy, but I will always be slightly disappointed he missed the chance to legally punch Uwe Boll in the face without arrest. Yeah, the dude was an amateur boxer or whatever, but never miss an opportunity man, come on!
spud fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Jul 24, 2016 |
# ? Jul 24, 2016 10:58 |
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nevar forget
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 11:58 |
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uwe won
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 12:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1J65KHX8E
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 14:01 |
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are they gonna rematch? lowtax has had 10 years to train so i think he got this
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 14:03 |
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I was gonna say lowtax came out on top in the end but I don't really know if either of them could be considered doing well atm
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 14:50 |
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gently caress, i'm old
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 14:51 |
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drat, talk about owned.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 15:00 |
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He broke the number 1 rule of boxing: protect yoself at all times!!!
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 16:21 |
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I'm sure Lowtax got a concussion from that fight, which lead to depression, which explains his "dark drinking & pills on a couch, alone" period Comedy is dangerous
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 16:59 |
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It also explains why he used to always fall asleep in the middle of the day, like when he had that contest to visit SA HQ and the same day when some goon showed up Lowtax was asleep!!! A good episode in the Lowtax files IMO.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 17:32 |
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german who makes lovely movies beats up internet comedy website man was one of the stupidest things i have ever seen and i loved it
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 17:34 |
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Linux Pirate posted:Uwe Boll is a bitch your moms names uwe? lfao
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 17:35 |
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For a 10th anniversary celebratory rematch, they can wrestle each other in a wading pool full of salad oil.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 17:36 |
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serious norman posted:your moms names uwe? lfao
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 18:16 |
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Yep. Lowtax got whipped and was never the same again. I don't know why I thought he had a chance. Maybe because he wasn't fat as poo poo like some of the other guys. Oh well, at least he didn't take it dead serious. I remember Gabe from Penny Arcade saying he enjoyed it. Guess that old grudge will never die. A shame they rejected Seanbaby, cuz that guy actually had some Muay Thai training.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 18:23 |
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Yesss we need a 10th anniversary rematch!
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 18:27 |
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I hope Lowtax fights more directors like that poofy guy that was in some of the RedLetterMedia stuff, this time bring a knife just to be safe though
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 18:34 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsdUvVJKN6A
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 18:37 |
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I remember that, the deal was if Uwe Boll fought any of his internet critics, they'd be given a background role in his upcoming movie Postal, where Boll was going to try failing at comedy for a change. He said he'd give his opponents some pointers beforehand, and said he'd go easy on them, which was supposed to be light hearted fun, but when the bell rang he unleashed and pummeled them. One kid ended up puking his guts out. When Lowtax' turn came about, he acted like a silent comedy actor and pranced around the ring after the first punch came his way. "Oh poo poo he's not pretending, gently caress this" Lowtax thought.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 18:39 |
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dave bunny
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 18:50 |
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The Archaic posted:I remember that, the deal was if Uwe Boll fought any of his internet critics, they'd be given a background role in his upcoming movie Postal, where Boll was going to try failing at comedy for a change. He said he'd give his opponents some pointers beforehand, and said he'd go easy on them, which was supposed to be light hearted fun, but when the bell rang he unleashed and pummeled them. One kid ended up puking his guts out. When Lowtax' turn came about, he acted like a silent comedy actor and pranced around the ring after the first punch came his way. "Oh poo poo he's not pretending, gently caress this" Lowtax thought.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 19:01 |
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LIGHTS OUT MEATBALL
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 19:09 |
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I can't wait for Rampage: President Down this fall.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 19:22 |
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if i buy you a plane ticket will you fight me lowtax? you will prob improve you're record to 1-1 if you say yes i am not a good fighter
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:00 |
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Grouchio posted:While surfing through the historic moments of these forums I gazed up on the gem that was OUR ADMINISTRATOR BOXING WITH UWE BOLL back in 2006, and realized that the tenth anniversary of said televised fight is coming up soon. I wonder how we can celebrate, recollect and honor the absurdity of it all. Perhaps we can even get Lowtax's thoughts on the event 10 years on. didn't Uwe Boll say he wasn't going to train, then train.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:07 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:didn't Uwe Boll say he wasn't going to train, then train.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:09 |
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lmao "he didnt teach me how to fight" is the most beta excuse for losing a fight
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:10 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:He said that he was going to train Lowtax in boxing leading up to the fight and then refused to. well he got to punch lowtax in the nose.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:11 |
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reallivedinosaur posted:lmao "he didnt teach me how to fight" is the most beta excuse for losing a fight never been i a fight have you?
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:12 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:never been i a fight have you? sure i have the weird drunk guy didn't even teach me how to fight before he just hit me
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:12 |
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uwe boll figured out a way to legally beat up his critics. i say good on him
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:14 |
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reallivedinosaur posted:sure i have it is hard to teach something to someone with a bloody nose
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:15 |
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Uwe Boll's boxing match was the best troll he's ever done.
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:17 |
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The General posted:Uwe Boll's boxing match was the best troll he's ever done. it would have been better if he didn't get his rear end kicked
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:21 |
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Uwe got his rear end kicked? By who?
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# ? Jul 24, 2016 21:27 |