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Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

While surfing through the historic moments of these forums I gazed up on the gem that was OUR ADMINISTRATOR BOXING WITH UWE BOLL back in 2006, and realized that the tenth anniversary of said televised fight is coming up soon. I wonder how we can celebrate, recollect and honor the absurdity of it all. Perhaps we can even get Lowtax's thoughts on the event 10 years on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJP1ksFVyM

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

who is low tac

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Uwe Boll is a bitch

cnut
May 3, 2016

I hope Lowtax wins!

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I know Lowtax is a pretty chill guy, but I will always be slightly disappointed he missed the chance to legally punch Uwe Boll in the face without arrest. Yeah, the dude was an amateur boxer or whatever, but never miss an opportunity man, come on!

spud fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Jul 24, 2016

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!



nevar forget

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
uwe won

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1J65KHX8E

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

are they gonna rematch? lowtax has had 10 years to train so i think he got this

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I was gonna say lowtax came out on top in the end but I don't really know if either of them could be considered doing well atm

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
gently caress, i'm old

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
drat, talk about owned.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
He broke the number 1 rule of boxing: protect yoself at all times!!!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm sure Lowtax got a concussion from that fight, which lead to depression, which explains his "dark drinking & pills on a couch, alone" period

Comedy is dangerous

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
It also explains why he used to always fall asleep in the middle of the day, like when he had that contest to visit SA HQ and the same day when some goon showed up Lowtax was asleep!!! A good episode in the Lowtax files IMO.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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german who makes lovely movies beats up internet comedy website man was one of the stupidest things i have ever seen and i loved it

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Linux Pirate posted:

Uwe Boll is a bitch

your moms names uwe? lfao

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
For a 10th anniversary celebratory rematch, they can wrestle each other in a wading pool full of salad oil.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

serious norman posted:

your moms names uwe? lfao
holy sh*t

Linnear
Nov 3, 2010
Yep. Lowtax got whipped and was never the same again. I don't know why I thought he had a chance. Maybe because he wasn't fat as poo poo like some of the other guys. Oh well, at least he didn't take it dead serious. I remember Gabe from Penny Arcade saying he enjoyed it. Guess that old grudge will never die.

A shame they rejected Seanbaby, cuz that guy actually had some Muay Thai training.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Yesss we need a 10th anniversary rematch!

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I hope Lowtax fights more directors like that poofy guy that was in some of the RedLetterMedia stuff, this time bring a knife just to be safe though

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsdUvVJKN6A

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
I remember that, the deal was if Uwe Boll fought any of his internet critics, they'd be given a background role in his upcoming movie Postal, where Boll was going to try failing at comedy for a change. He said he'd give his opponents some pointers beforehand, and said he'd go easy on them, which was supposed to be light hearted fun, but when the bell rang he unleashed and pummeled them. One kid ended up puking his guts out. When Lowtax' turn came about, he acted like a silent comedy actor and pranced around the ring after the first punch came his way. "Oh poo poo he's not pretending, gently caress this" Lowtax thought.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dave bunny :wth:

Khorne
May 1, 2002

The Archaic posted:

I remember that, the deal was if Uwe Boll fought any of his internet critics, they'd be given a background role in his upcoming movie Postal, where Boll was going to try failing at comedy for a change. He said he'd give his opponents some pointers beforehand, and said he'd go easy on them, which was supposed to be light hearted fun, but when the bell rang he unleashed and pummeled them. One kid ended up puking his guts out. When Lowtax' turn came about, he acted like a silent comedy actor and pranced around the ring after the first punch came his way. "Oh poo poo he's not pretending, gently caress this" Lowtax thought.
My thoughts ten years later mirror my thoughts from 10 years ago: Uwe Boll is a dick.

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004
LIGHTS OUT MEATBALL

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I can't wait for Rampage: President Down this fall.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
if i buy you a plane ticket will you fight me lowtax?

you will prob improve you're record to 1-1 if you say yes i am not a good fighter

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grouchio posted:

While surfing through the historic moments of these forums I gazed up on the gem that was OUR ADMINISTRATOR BOXING WITH UWE BOLL back in 2006, and realized that the tenth anniversary of said televised fight is coming up soon. I wonder how we can celebrate, recollect and honor the absurdity of it all. Perhaps we can even get Lowtax's thoughts on the event 10 years on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJP1ksFVyM

didn't Uwe Boll say he wasn't going to train, then train.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

didn't Uwe Boll say he wasn't going to train, then train.
He said that he was going to train Lowtax in boxing leading up to the fight and then refused to.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
lmao "he didnt teach me how to fight" is the most beta excuse for losing a fight

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

He said that he was going to train Lowtax in boxing leading up to the fight and then refused to.

well he got to punch lowtax in the nose.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

reallivedinosaur posted:

lmao "he didnt teach me how to fight" is the most beta excuse for losing a fight

never been i a fight have you?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

never been i a fight have you?

sure i have

the weird drunk guy didn't even teach me how to fight before he just hit me

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
uwe boll figured out a way to legally beat up his critics. i say good on him

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

reallivedinosaur posted:

sure i have

the weird drunk guy didn't even teach me how to fight before he just hit me

it is hard to teach something to someone with a bloody nose

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Uwe Boll's boxing match was the best troll he's ever done.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The General posted:

Uwe Boll's boxing match was the best troll he's ever done.

it would have been better if he didn't get his rear end kicked

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The General
Mar 4, 2007


Uwe got his rear end kicked? By who?

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