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Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
These are Chips:



These are Crisps:



This is what real bacon looks like:




Now stop doing everything Goddam wrong!

Tramadol Junkie fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Jul 27, 2016

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tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
that's some sort of bacon/ham hybrid! :eyepop:

Irom
May 16, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
also pudding is blood right OP

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Irom posted:

also pudding is blood right OP

Sure is.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm an english man walking down the lane saying pip pip cheerioh while i twirl my cane hitting small children and teaching them a lesson using violence

LLeGGo
Nov 6, 2005

No relation. Your mouth foams. We dance.
no, that's british bacon, the inferior cut of "bacons" you dummy. If I wanted pork loin i'll make a friggin pork loin.

The other two no one cares about names so just stop

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Tramadol Junkie posted:

These are Chips:



soggy oil fries, why not just fry a whole potato?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Simstim posted:

soggy oil fries, why not just fry a whole potato?

lol if you don't treble fry your chips

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

The Sphinxster posted:

lol if you don't treble fry your chips

No one fry's chips anymore.

Its all loving low fat oven chips.

I cook my chips with a Tefal Actifry

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
gently caress you, OP. We should have just let you all die in WW2.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
I suggest a compromise where we accept the concessions you offer in exchange for the British to start using the correct name for soccer and correctly spelling words like color and favor.

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
FRIES ARWE GOOD

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
How's that economy going since you left the EU, OP? Is it everything you hoped for when you went full-retard in the voting booth?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

lol england is gay

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

We fought a war over this, you lost. Also its soccer, and truck, and elevator you limey fucks!

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Smiling Mandrill posted:

We fought a war over this, you lost. Also its soccer, and truck, and elevator you limey fucks!

:gas:

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

ScratchAndSniff posted:

How's that economy going since you left the EU, OP? Is it everything you hoped for when you went full-retard in the voting booth?

Everything's fine and dandy here.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Tramadol Junkie posted:

These are Chips:



These are Crisps:



This is what real bacon looks like:




Now stop doing everything Goddam wrong!

Okay, but it goes both ways



This is football



This is boring garbage for nerds with dumb accents

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Booblord Zagats posted:



This is boring garbage for nerds with dumb accents

soccer players don't wear jockstraps? barbaric

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.

Tramadol Junkie posted:

These are Chips:

And you left out the bottle of Heinz ketchup to pair with those Freedom Fries. Sad!

Glad you didn't serve the fries in a newspaper (why do the British prefer ink on their fries?)

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

nnnotime posted:

And you left out the bottle of Heinz ketchup to pair with those Freedom Fries. Sad!

Glad you didn't serve the fries in a newspaper (why do the British prefer ink on their fries?)

It's been illegal for years to serve chips wrapped in newspaper you numpty.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Wait so what does US bacon look like?

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Strategic Tea posted:

Wait so what does US bacon look like?

They eat the straggly ends we throw away.

ahiwattamplifier
May 3, 2014
I only watch semi - professional Brazilian football, where people get mad at the referee's decisions, cut his head off and put his head on a stake to set an example.

Calling football soccer makes me loving furious. What does that word even mean?

Edit: a news article on the beheading incident http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357453/Brazilian-referee-beheaded-Angry-fans-head-stake-stabbing-player.html

ahiwattamplifier fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jul 24, 2016

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Americans lets get something straight!





















































cause Tramadol Junkie sure af isn't...... :jerkbag:


Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
No one calls it fuckin crisps except retarded brits

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

You idiots couldn't even stay in the Euro Union, not taking any of your advice

You're the Florida of Europe

How about you"Brexit" out of these forums OP

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


you make tea by taking LIPTON, BOILING IT FOR AN UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME, AND POURING IT INTO HALF A GALLON OF WATER, STIRRING, THEN ADDING LIKE A CUP OF SUGAR.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

hemophilia posted:

you make tea by taking LIPTON, BOILING IT FOR AN UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME, AND POURING IT INTO HALF A GALLON OF WATER, STIRRING, THEN ADDING LIKE A CUP OF SUGAR.

I dont drink tea, never have.

I only drink coffee or red bull

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

hemophilia posted:

you make tea by taking LIPTON, BOILING IT FOR AN UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME, AND POURING IT INTO HALF A GALLON OF WATER, STIRRING, THEN ADDING LIKE A CUP OF SUGAR.

Dude, get it right: cup of sugar in the boiling water, stir it, then add the 12 tea bags (4 family sized ones), then after 10 minutes you put it in the gallon jug.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
hey limeys, who won the war? :911:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Nooner posted:

Americans lets get something straight!





















































cause Tramadol Junkie sure af isn't...... :jerkbag:

oh gently caress burn

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Tramadol Junkie posted:

These are Chips:



These are Crisps:



This is what real bacon looks like:




Now stop doing everything Goddam wrong!

*So speaketh America's Hat*



edit: Sorry, I saw that as canadian "bacon"

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Celluloid Sam posted:

oh gently caress burn

Please do not quote or interact with Nooner, it will only encourage him to post.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


DiHK posted:

Dude, get it right: cup of sugar in the boiling water, stir it, then add the 12 tea bags (4 family sized ones), then after 10 minutes you put it in the gallon jug.

:yeah:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I wish england would sink into the ocean and hopefully drag wales with it

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Pickled onion is the best monster munch. :awesomelon:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
2 spicy 4 me! -grocery shopping in England

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
op why are you a benefits scrounging nazi?

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Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Tramadol Junkie posted:

No one fry's chips anymore.

Its all loving low fat oven chips.

I cook my chips with a Tefal Actifry

I really like Actifrys expect when they inevitably break after 6 months to 1 year.

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