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You might be asking, who's Default? I see him, or her, or they everywhere. Maybe it's a group of people, a shadowy cabal who get to decide what everyone should like.
Consider this: I purchased a new TV the other day. The volume was set to Default. It was pretty soft - who allowed default to choose how loud my tv should be? My PS4 I bought a few months ago had pretty dark settings. Couldn't see a thing. Default must have nightvision, but I don't. I bought this PS4 thinking I'd get to customize it my way, like the burger king ads say, but all the settings are set to default's preferences. Oh yeah, burger king's on it too. "Have it your way?" Yeah right. What if I don't want your lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, mayo, and topped with a sesame seed bun? Who let default pick out those choices and now you're forcing me to eat what they like every wednesday at noon during my work's lunch break!
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- Anoia
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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it's actually de Fault
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ah ok, well who is de Fault?
a 14th century French Aristocrat
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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a 14th century French Aristocrat
this poo poo goes way back
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Willem de Fault
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Jul 24, 2016 21:06
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"For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Default? This is Default speaking. I am the man who loves his preferences. I am the man who does not sacrifice his factory settings. I am the man who has deprived you of customization and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread conformity-I am the man who will now tell you."
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My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
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Do not question Default's settings... bad things will happen if you do.
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Jul 24, 2016 21:12
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some say that Default is an ancient god of failure. that is why to this day if you invoke his unholy name during a competition you will lose immediately
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Jul 24, 2016 21:18
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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it aint me, babe
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Jul 25, 2016 00:25
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ah ok, well who is de Fault?
You is
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Jul 25, 2016 00:25
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Folks who can't handle a self-reference paradox are real suckers.
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I believe Default was an old wooden ship from the Civil War era
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Jul 25, 2016 02:15
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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It's the fault, you people need some English lessons.
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some mad frenchman is messing with electronics the world over and the government hasnt done poo poo about it
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Jul 25, 2016 04:29
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One day nearer spring
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just leave default alone, thats all he wants
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Jul 25, 2016 04:43
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My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
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default... is in our stars...
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Jul 25, 2016 20:26
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is default your fault, my fault or our fault?
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Jul 25, 2016 20:28
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"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
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is default your fault, my fault or our fault?
de fault is the sins of man
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Jul 25, 2016 20:52
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My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
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more like deFART, amirite?
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Livin' on de fault line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp5yDO_7mhw
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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thanks for that doobie, brother 
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