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who can't nail down the incredibly simple concept of "whiskey with water"? I don't want ice in my drink. I also don't want you to drown the loving thing with the water sprayer. I just want a dash of water in my whiskey. Is this really that foreign of a concept? Why do I have to yell my rear end off in the club trying to explain what I actually want to professional bartenders?
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Have you considered "Drambuie", op?
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Jul 24, 2016 23:47
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Maybe order like a Strawberry Woo Woo or a Hello Sailor instead. Seems like more your kind of drink OP.
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Jul 24, 2016 23:47
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op order the whiskey instead of making it complicated
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Jul 24, 2016 23:48
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Cnut the Great posted:who can't nail down the incredibly simple concept of "whiskey with water"? I don't want ice in my drink. I also don't want you to drown the loving thing with the water sprayer. I just want a dash of water in my whiskey. Is this really that foreign of a concept? Why do I have to yell my rear end off in the club trying to explain what I actually want to professional bartenders? Because, aside from "model", decent looking chick with a nice rack, doesn't always pay well.
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Jul 24, 2016 23:48
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jackyl posted:op order the whiskey instead of making it complicated You're making me reeeeal mad, jackyl. You'd better watch yourself. I'm about to be on a real tear here right now, and you're standing nose to nose with me.
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Jul 24, 2016 23:52
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msybe you should frequent a different establishment you retarded rear end in a top hat moron bitch gently caress rear end poop -enfield
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Jul 24, 2016 23:53
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the always do a good job of pull the knob and put beer in the glass, ask for that one
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Jul 24, 2016 23:53
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take a steamy poo poo on the bar
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Jul 24, 2016 23:55
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You don't want to have too many bartenders. They'll start laying eggs.
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Jul 24, 2016 23:56
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Cnut the Great posted:who can't nail down the incredibly simple concept of "whiskey with water"? I don't want ice in my drink. I also don't want you to drown the loving thing with the water sprayer. I just want a dash of water in my whiskey. Is this really that foreign of a concept? Why do I have to yell my rear end off in the club trying to explain what I actually want to professional bartenders? I thought diluting whiskey was haraam?
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Jul 24, 2016 23:57
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Stop being a pussy and drink the liquor like you don't get out of the shower to pee.
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Jul 24, 2016 23:57
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Just order the whiskey straight and a glass of water and don't let a dumbass bartender cock up your $12 glass of single malt op
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Jul 25, 2016 00:01
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loving dumbass customers thinking I know how much water they want in their drink when they say "whiskey and water." Idiot, just order a god drat whiskey neat and a glass of water and mix it yourself.
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Jul 25, 2016 00:03
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jackyl posted:op order the whiskey instead of making it complicated wiskey makes me angry
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Jul 25, 2016 00:03
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Cnut the Great posted:who can't nail down the incredibly simple concept of "whiskey with water"? I don't want ice in my drink. I also don't want you to drown the loving thing with the water sprayer. I just want a dash of water in my whiskey. Is this really that foreign of a concept? Why do I have to yell my rear end off in the club trying to explain what I actually want to professional bartenders? Why don't you stop being a pretentious retard and just shoot your whiskey like a grown man idiot
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Jul 25, 2016 00:06
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Nooner posted:Why don't you stop being a pretentious retard and just shoot your whiskey like a grown man idiot Mumpy Puffinz posted:wiskey makes me angry
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Jul 25, 2016 00:08
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I don't like being angry
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Jul 25, 2016 00:08
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op should order a different drink like a "muddy hole" or a "docking ship". what I'm saying is op is gay.
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Jul 25, 2016 00:09
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Cnut the Great posted:who can't nail down the incredibly simple concept of "whiskey with water"? I don't want ice in my drink. I also don't want you to drown the loving thing with the water sprayer. I just want a dash of water in my whiskey. Is this really that foreign of a concept? Why do I have to yell my rear end off in the club trying to explain what I actually want to professional bartenders? Good luck. Try ordering 3 fingers of anything, anywhere anymore.
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Jul 25, 2016 00:09
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just take your whiskey to the bathroom and put as much water in it as you please, OP
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Jul 25, 2016 00:11
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Sasparilla, neat. 
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Jul 25, 2016 00:12
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Ivor Biggun posted:I thought diluting whiskey was haraam? You're supposed to add a very small amount. Like half a teaspoon maybe. It's what whiskey nerds do.
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Jul 25, 2016 00:25
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Enfield posted:msybe you should frequent a different establishment you retarded rear end in a top hat moron bitch gently caress rear end poop This has happened at multiple establishments, Enfield. This is what the so-called "free market" has wrought. Ubiquitous mediocrity. vols bitch posted:the always do a good job of pull the knob and put beer in the glass, ask for that one I can't get drunk on beer, it makes me bloated and gives me killer nausea the next day. My doctor told me it's because the lining of my stomach is abnormally sensitive, then he told me to get down on my knees and suck his cock like the pussy-rear end little bitch that I am. SLICK GOKU BABY posted:loving dumbass customers thinking I know how much water they want in their drink when they say "whiskey and water." I'm paying a 25% tip on a glass of overpriced Evan Williams, sorry that I expect you to go through the Herculean effort of putting a dash of water in my whiskey when I ask for it. "Whiskey with water" isn't some sort of obscure command, you're a professional bartender, if you don't know what it means then you suck at your job. I'm not going to bitch at you for not measuring out my preferred amount of water down to the exact milligram, but you should know that "whiskey with water" means a splash, it doesn't mean make a third of the drink water.
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Jul 25, 2016 00:26
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it would be milliliter not milligram; pretty high and mighty for someone who doesnt know their weights and measures
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Jul 25, 2016 00:30
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Cnut the Great posted:Why do I have to yell my rear end off in the club trying to explain what I actually want to professional bartenders? Found your problem. Bartenders in clubs are terrible. Don't go to clubs.
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Jul 25, 2016 00:31
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Crimson posted:Found your problem. Bartenders in clubs are terrible. Don't go to clubs. why do you think he has to yell at them?
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Jul 25, 2016 00:33
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Cnut the Great posted:This has happened at multiple establishments, Enfield. This is what the so-called "free market" has wrought. Ubiquitous mediocrity. If you're leaving less than a buck a glass for your tip there's a pretty clear reason your bartender doesn't give a wet fart about your drink. Drink at home if you're that much a picky dickbag.
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Jul 25, 2016 00:34
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Crimson posted:Found your problem. Bartenders in clubs are terrible. Don't go to clubs. Was going to post this. Clubs are where bartenders who can't snuff it in a bar setting go to slowly discover they're the cause of all their own problems. They do this while serving garbage drinks after being told to use a light hand pouring liquors.
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Jul 25, 2016 00:35
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ryonguy posted:If you're leaving less than a buck a glass for your tip there's a pretty clear reason your bartender doesn't give a wet fart about your drink. its what I do
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Jul 25, 2016 00:36
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up in da club jus tryin to get my sippin whiskey w/ water to bring out the unique flavors
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Jul 25, 2016 00:37
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Cnut the Great posted:This has happened at multiple establishments, Enfield. This is what the so-called "free market" has wrought. Ubiquitous mediocrity. you can't drink beer because of a stomach lining bejng "abnormally sensitive"band you have "preferred amount of water" gently caress dude
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Jul 25, 2016 00:37
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OP what city are you in?
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Jul 25, 2016 00:38
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like stop making getting drunk difficult
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:loving dumbass customers thinking I know how much water they want in their drink when they say "whiskey and water." That's what I do, just a double shot of bourbon and a glass of icewater. Put just a small amount of water in, swirl it a few times, and it's a nice sipping drink. Problem is finding a bar with a nice bourbon, most do not. e: I have a distrust of bartenders mixing my drinks, ever since I got sick from whatever the guy was putting in the whiskey sours at this bar party. I was tipping the guy a lot and he hosed me with a couple terrible drinks that made me sick. It was at a large gathering, I understand he's working fast, but whatever I got didn't taste like whiskey at all. Almost puked, left the bar, and it was straight bourbon (with cold water) from then on out. Acid Haze fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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in the future there will be machines that serve you exactly the drink you want in under ten seconds and require no tips and will make your pitiful existence drinking alone even worse
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Jul 25, 2016 00:38
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Cnut the Great posted:who can't nail down the incredibly simple concept of "whiskey with water"? I don't want ice in my drink. I also don't want you to drown the loving thing with the water sprayer. I just want a dash of water in my whiskey. Is this really that foreign of a concept? Why do I have to yell my rear end off in the club trying to explain what I actually want to professional bartenders? Because "liquor and mixer" implies ice not only in popular parlance (where "straight up" means "neat" and "twist" means "slice" etc.) but as a concept of mixology as well. Just say you want it without ice and stop being upset the bartender is making your drink the way 99.9% of people want it because you deliberately ordered it in a way you knew you wouldn't get what you wanted just so you could feel smug. e: if you insist on being an rear end in a top hat say you want a "bourbon and branch" that way you'll get a follow-up question and get to look cool, problem solved
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i swear to god if i get another arnold palmer with 75% arnold and 25% palmer im goin postal
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Jul 25, 2016 00:44
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The biggest challenge as a bartender in interpreting an order is to determine whether the customer is from America or Wisconsin
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Its 'Whisky with a dash of water to loosen it up an make it nice and slutty' you loving dumbass op no wonder you're getting a full 7oz glass of whisky and water
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