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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
- Driving a tanker truck full of gasoline

- A normal commuter on a busy highway

- Dining in near the front windows of a fancy restaurant

- Peeing outdoors

- Attending a launch party for a new product that will change the world

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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Smoking near some red barrels.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
moving crates of chickens or plate glass

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
An outdoor bazaar.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
not being paul kersey

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
attending a gala or ball of any sort

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
pushing your wheelbarrow of precious oranges to the market

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
In an abandoned warehouse/crackhouse apartment with 3 of your fellow friends.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
in the deathgrip of a retard named lennie

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Standing next to your bullet bike, telling a dirty strip club story to your pals.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Guard duty

New york city

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Edgar posted:

Standing next to your bullet bike, telling a dirty strip club story to your pals.

- A kid getting ready to ride his scooter.

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
Brothel

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Anywhere near hay bales or cardboard boxes.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
being an insurgent guerrilla in Val Verde

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Flying the helicopter

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
being a fruit seller tending your stall

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Takin a leak in a very loud club or at midnight in the middle of the jungle

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
being a dirty european in america

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



in a fancy convertible with vanity plates, wearing snazzy clothes and talking loudly on a 90's cellphone

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
Bein' a down-home chicken farmer just driving down the road and stopping to give someone a jump.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

Having a retirement party

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Succumbing to Stocholm Syndrome and arguing the merits of cooperation to my fellow hostages.

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Driving an expensive sports/luxury car or a comically terrible beater, because one of the main characters is going to take it.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Plate glass movers

Roadside fruit stand operator

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Mass transit

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
in a large city

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

standing by a railing

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Being near your boss who has an English accent.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
In the theater

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM7NvGzyfF0

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
- in a bank

- in an abandoned building

- on a construction site

- on a dockyard

edit:

Waltzing Along posted:

In the theater
:eyepop:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Sitting with your back to the door in a room full of security monitors.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
in front of a bullet that is moving towards you quickly

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Patrolling a catwalk.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Being around the black guy before anybody dies

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

In a gas station with a nosy Sheriff, a thief and a pederast.

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Scientist of any kind, doing work.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Sitting in your office running your window glass pane moving business.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Unloading cars from a ramp shaped truck

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