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RestingB1tchFace posted:You don't wanna be getting too old for this poo poo. "You hang in there! You're going to tell your wife you love her yourself!"
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-A cabbie without a passenger - A cabbie with a passenger
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Last Day On The Force.
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- having certainty about which people are supposed to be back here
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Jul 25, 2016 04:31
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Being carried by Vic Morrow
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being the first cop they send to investigate the bad guy not having a wife and baby being the first guy to suspect the serial killer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHuNBH7fdYQ
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At a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado.
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Repair man working at bottom of open elevator shaft.
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Being an annoyed householder returning to the door, assuming that the same salesman/religion man has come back.
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Jul 25, 2016 04:35
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used to be having homosexual traits now having homosexual traits saves your rear end
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Jul 25, 2016 04:35
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Being a cyclist.
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On the same side as Al Leong. He's a bad guy, dummy. You're gonna get killed.
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Driving a van with a pointy surf board on top of it.
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Jul 25, 2016 04:38
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Chinatown posted:Being a cyclist.
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danny trejo
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006 is a death sentence
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Jul 25, 2016 04:39
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- pressing the intercom button and asking the secretary to bring in some tea
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The plucky new guy paired with the veteran, especially when the veteran remarks that you remind him so much of himself when he was a rookie
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Jul 25, 2016 04:44
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The valet bringing around the sports car right after the villain speeds away
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Jul 25, 2016 04:46
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canyoneer posted:The plucky new guy paired with the veteran, especially when the veteran remarks that you remind him so much of himself when he was a rookie
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Jul 25, 2016 04:47
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Be caught doing some minor rude thing if the hero is near by. Talking into a cell phone loudly about business. At a bus stop. Unarmed security.
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Jul 25, 2016 04:55
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Heiling Hitler
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Jul 25, 2016 04:58
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Anywhere in South Asia 1950 to present. Either the Viet Kong is gonna kill you or Tony Jaa will kick the poo poo out of you.
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Jul 25, 2016 04:59
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Anywhere with a giant and intricately decorated cake
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Jul 25, 2016 06:13
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In a remote corner the same party/whorehouse that gets really quiet for some reason, then the douchey son of the town gangster yells out, "I thought this was a party!!!!" and the music starts again.
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Jul 25, 2016 06:16
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at the radio in the guard tower while not getting any response from the control room
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any pudgy down on his luck security guard steel mills should be avoided dont be the guy in the telephone booth
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canyoneer posted:Being carried by Vic Morrow  For the unitiated: Vic Morrow and the two child actors he was carrying were killed during a stunt while filming The Twilight Zone movie in 1982. Pyrotechnics set off too close to a hovering helicopter causing it to lose stability, which then proceeded to land on top of him and the two children. He was decapitated and I believe one of the children also ate some helicopter blade. Footage exists on the internet. What a way to go
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Guarding a top secret weapons lab on the night HQ replaces your golf buddy partner with a jacked dude who has glow in the dark razor teeth. You want to talk sports but he just keeps muttering about eating hearts and practising cool moves with his machetes.
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Jul 25, 2016 06:34
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Filming a porno with a woman in a hotel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg8DUhUGTxg
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Jul 25, 2016 06:47
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Handcuffed to anyone else
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Jul 25, 2016 06:55
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Be Sarah Conner
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Jul 25, 2016 07:04
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As a guard pissing in a bathroom
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A fat guy being hit on by an improbably attractive woman
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Jul 25, 2016 08:10
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The best person and place to be is a bum in an alley, that way after the main guy jumps a jetski out of an apartment building through a helicopter and into the bank vault where the bad guys are, you can look shocked at your bottle of whiskey, rub your eyes, and then throw it over your shoulder comically
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Jul 25, 2016 09:12
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The worst person to be is a kind of doughy looking cop/security guard/etc, especially if you're about to eat something or reading a magazine. Those guys don't go on to great things
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Working late in the lab
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