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Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
riding a tiny monorail inside a hollowed out volcano

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bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

Tumble posted:

I guess it's more of a sci-fi/horror thing, but I can't think of a single time where somebody attached to a rope that's supposed to "pull them back to safety" comes back whole.

The one time I can think of is in Pitch Black.

municipal shrimp
Mar 30, 2011

Guarding your boss while specializing in some sort of melee combat

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Standing with my back to an open doorway or a dark alley.

rgocs
Nov 9, 2011

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

Battlefield: earth is the only movie to have made my physically ill

Those were your body thetans reacting to the hidden messages. Go to your nearest Scientology office for re-education.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Being on a rooftop

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Using a walkie talkie while on guard duty

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
injecting a glowing green substance, preening my mohawk and doing sick wheelies on a dirtbike

iammeandsoareyou
Oct 27, 2007
Nothing to see here
Under the command of the :smuggo: "by the book" SWAT commander who refuses to listen to anything the streetwise hero has to say.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Speaking as a movie extra (background talent lol), any of these gigs would be totally sweet.
I wonder if extras get an extra spiff if they get killed? I'd expect at least access to the crafts services wagon. They serve the good poo poo there.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The DNC convention.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I guess it's a thing, but I can't think of a single time where somebody got into a car with a black guy and stayed out of trouble.

client
Aug 19, 2010

in a roving rape gang

guarding a factory that seemingly only manufactures sparks

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

amityville anus posted:

I guess it's a thing, but I can't think of a single time where somebody got into a car with a black guy and stayed out of trouble.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The hero's family ignoring a TV broadcast in the background as the hero leaves for work.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Did someone already say first on the scene of a crash landing?

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Quote-Unquote posted:

Using a walkie talkie while on guard duty

Especially if you've just reported seconds ago that everything is clear in your sector.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



on top of a train car

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Drinking in a Mexican roadhouse after dusk.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



behind the counter at any convenience store or gas station after dark

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
helicopter pilot

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Drinking in a Mexican roadhouse til dawn

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



snorting blow off hooker tits after your big promotion

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
being anything other than a white man

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
On a crowded escalator in a subway station
In the command center bearing news about the failure of the mission

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Inattentively looking away from your street vendor booth

Walking through a dark alley with graffiti like "Dragonz Rule" and "Eat THIS" on the walls

A CCV control room, with a single rabbit-ear TV tuned to Jay Leno

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
In am armored car, as a guard about to settle in for a nice snack break.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Having just bought a boat for your upcoming retirement

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Being a pilot, in general

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Behind a pair of mirrored sunglasses (stacks with above)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
tail section of an airplane

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

VectorSigma posted:

on top of a train car

in the caboose of a train

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Right about to bite into a donut

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Lastgirl posted:

an airplane

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Anywhere near the boss when he finds out how just much money he's gonna lose over this

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
An active restaurant kitchen with a bunch of hanging pots and pans.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Anywhere near Jackie Chan (physically or emotionally)

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
Lone beat cop walking down by the docks

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



on the lighting crew for a christian bale flick

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Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Crawling through a vent.

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