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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

If we had a dictatorship in the united states we could rid ourselves of the curse of having to talk about politics forever. Having a strong leader that is President (or Emperor or King?) for life in the USA would mean there would be no reason to discuss candidates, voting, superdelegates, or the RNC. Anyone we elect president will be hated by most of the country anyways (uh bush and obama, anyone?), so having a king that everyone hates wouldn't even be a big deal? It seems like it would simplify things a lot and provide a general quality of life improvement for everyoone.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
counterproposal: nuke the earth

Titan
Jan 14, 2002
TRUMP!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

SAME loving DIFFERENCE

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

I will write in Emperor Norton in 2016 :toxx:

Titan
Jan 14, 2002

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

counterproposal: nuke the earth

This is the best choice now that I think about it.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Hell Yeah posted:

If we had a dictatorship in the united states we could rid ourselves of the curse of having to talk about politics forever. Having a strong leader that is President (or Emperor or King?) for life in the USA would mean there would be no reason to discuss candidates, voting, superdelegates, or the RNC. Anyone we elect president will be hated by most of the country anyways (uh bush and obama, anyone?), so having a king that everyone hates wouldn't even be a big deal? It seems like it would simplify things a lot and provide a general quality of life improvement for everyoone.

A modest proposal.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

counterproposal: nuke the earth




ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

SAME loving DIFFERENCE

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Titan posted:

This is the best choice now that I think about it.

you are correct

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Authoritarian rule is 100% more efficient and less stupid than democracy. This is an inarguable fact.

Look at Britain for God's sake. A global hegemony under just authoritarian rule and then one whiff of democracy, poof! It's over and now the people are voting against their self-interest because they're so sick of it.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I wish uncle Joe was still running

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
We needed another Trump thread?

OlmanRiver
Mar 30, 2011
Real leaders should be warrior men. If you want to be prez you gotta fight to the death. Then once your leader you only make really important decisions that you deem necessary. Leaving the rest to shady, shifty eyed skinny guys, giving you the needed time to booze and make bastard children.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Trump would be a just and good ruler with Queen Ivanka Trump at his side. It would be a good cop bad cop situation.

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

a dog from hell posted:

Trump would be a just and good ruler with Queen Ivanka Trump at his side. It would be a good cop bad cop situation.

He hasn't been married to Ivanka, for nearly 20 years

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I'm down with the idea as long as the emperor is me and everyone agrees not to try to assasinate me on the grounds of you keep what you kill. I'll call myself Norton II.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

unironically this

sacrifice my beating heart to the merciless sun god

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

He hasn't been married to Ivanka, for nearly 20 years

She can be anointed into some kind of cover role if the country isn't ready to jump into incestual second marriages for power yet.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

unironically this

sacrifice my beating heart to the merciless sun god

I have a knife

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I would suggest a robot though so his powers aren't diminished by temptations of the flesh.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I have a knife

I'm howling at my air conditioner

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I would suggest a robot though so his powers aren't diminished by temptations of the flesh.

sorry dude but bernie cant even beat out a crazy old bitch

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

vols bitch posted:

sorry dude but bernie cant even beat out a crazy old bitch

he didn't know that I had a knife

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

He hasn't been married to Ivanka, for nearly 20 years

Then let his current wife be queen; that is, until he tires of her and replaces her.

Ivanka can be a duchess or a countess, but she can't be a Royal Highness.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

King Possum III posted:

Then let his current wife be queen; that is, until he tires of her and replaces her.

Ivanka can be a duchess or a countess, but she can't be a Royal Highness.

gently caress this poo poo. where did the bomb go off in Europe?

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Make him eternal dictator.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I nominate myself. I will be the best tyrant / dictator you could hope for.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Microwaves Mom posted:

I nominate myself. I will be the best tyrant / dictator you could hope for.

I DONT THINK SO AL

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

gently caress this poo poo. where did the bomb go off in Europe?

Show some respect. Remember, one could have you executed like THAT.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Get rid of the parties and watch 95% of all America suddenly have no idea for whom to vote.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Crowsbeak posted:

Make him god emperor

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

King Possum III posted:

Show some respect. Remember, one could have you executed like THAT.

what the gently caress is wrong with you?

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

a dog from hell posted:

It's over and now the people are voting against their self-interest because they're so sick of it.

Against their self interest... like voting for more and more of their national treasure to go to the poor, who will do nothing but eat it and produce nothing, and always be poor?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I was loving scared for people

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

vols bitch posted:

sorry dude but bernie cant even beat out a crazy old bitch

He's reptilian though and I don't think lizards have tittays. :tinfoil:

firebeats
May 8, 2016

Hell Yeah posted:

Having a strong leader that is President (or Emperor or King?) for life in the USA would mean there would be no reason to discuss candidates, voting, superdelegates, or the DNC

sold

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

unironically this

sacrifice my beating heart to the merciless sun god

gently caress off heretic

volcano god ftw

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firebeats
May 8, 2016

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

counterproposal: nuke the earth

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