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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

VendaGoat posted:

I don't use the internet for porn, so, yes?

So, you subscribe to magazines for all of your masturbatory needs?

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

and they tried to say there were no benefits to raising another mans child

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

but i poop from there--!!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Iron Crowned posted:

So, you subscribe to magazines for all of your masturbatory needs?

I get all my porn from inter office faxes.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

I don't use the internet for porn, so, yes?

im taking away your internet

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

but i poop from there--!!

Trust me you get past it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JiveHonky posted:

im taking away your internet

Thanks Obama!

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





why isnt gay incest okay? it should be since no retard babies

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

SaltLick posted:

why isnt gay incest okay? it should be since no retard babies

the brightest minds of our society should all get together sometime to resolve this pressing ethical question

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

criscodisco posted:

Stepfather/stepson and feet videos are inexplicably popular on the gay tube sites lately, too.

Prettz posted:

those videos aren't real :ssh:

the gently caress? do they use puppet feet? gross

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

SaltLick posted:

why isnt gay incest okay? it should be since no retard babies

Next father's day, show your dad you care, and instead of a lovely tie give him your butt

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Marketing New Brain posted:

Next father's day, show your dad you care, and instead of a lovely tie give him your butt

I suppose it would have to work that way, since there's no Son's Day.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

but i poop from there--!!

Yes, but there's a magic spot in there.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

JiveHonky posted:

we arent blood related whats the big deal

You need to calm down

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

(step) dad gay, so what

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
suck my dick you fuckman

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
i dont know if anything can top pedal pumpers

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

criscodisco posted:

I suppose it would have to work that way, since there's no Son's Day.

Everyday is Son's Day. :heysexy:

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
another thing that would be tite is if they could pay someone to dress up like ur granny to come to your house like "hello grandson/granddaughter I am grandma and I love you soooooooo much *kisses*" and they send over a sheet red velvet cake and ningja turtles on tape so you could party with grandma one last time :sigh:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Dreddout posted:

I'm a DD looking for a LG, pm me.

sup

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
lol its cool dude she is my step-sister its not weird that we're fuckin and that i blackmail her into sucking my cock

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Dreddout posted:

I'm a DD looking for a LG, pm me.

What does this mean

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Nothing much, sup with you?

Don Tacorleone posted:

What does this mean

Pm. Me.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Trojan.exe posted:

suck my dick you fuckman

quick question, why is fuckman an insult? It seems that if you were fuckman, you give out all the fucks, like you have so much gently caress that it's coming out your pores

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
"Not blood related tho" is pretty anime.

Good job!

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Dreddout posted:

I'm a DD looking for a LG, pm me.
The "lg" is supposed to be lower-case, you idiot.

No Pants
Dec 10, 2000

Prettz posted:

those videos aren't real :ssh:

ya, but it's weird that the big studios are capitalizing on that specific fantasy lately (also stepbrother stuff)

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

jackyl posted:

step dad so what

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
horny step locals are waiting to chat with you right now

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


VendaGoat posted:

I get all my porn from inter office faxes.

drat it, is Cheryl sending those out again? Doug from HR is gonna have a massive hissy fit.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Um, I'll be in the bathroom for a bit. Please don't disturb.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

gay incest is ok bc there wouldn't be any genetic implications.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

JiveHonky posted:

horny step locals are waiting to chat with you right now

One weird seduction trick they DON'T want you to know about, discovered by a local stepdad!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Strudel Man posted:

The "lg" is supposed to be lower-case, you idiot.


ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Watch incest vids climb the charts in November :whitewater:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Watch incest vids climb the charts in November :whitewater:

movember

but different this year :pervert:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
take one boob, add one butt, there you go, what else do you need. buncha weirdos

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

This thread is filthy

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
If you had a kid with him you would be a granny already. :stare:

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