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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Buca di Bepis posted:

woah I get to go to a white trash party AND Violent J is paying for a bunch of strippers to pretend they're not disgusted by me?

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Is there even an explanation for why trailer trash latches on to the whole "evil clown" thing? Even non juggalo trailer trash seem to love those oXoX DaRk JeStEr XoXo black light posters they used to sell at Spencers and poo poo like that.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Is there even an explanation for why trailer trash latches on to the whole "evil clown" thing? Even non juggalo trailer trash seem to love those oXoX DaRk JeStEr XoXo black light posters they used to sell at Spencers and poo poo like that.

clowns remind them of getting molested as a child

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man

a retard posted:

he's actually retired since then because he made a shitload of money doing daily fantasy poo poo. this is what he looks like now:



lol maybe he should avoid the gathering



https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/sfw2

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Yah I think ill go next year

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


I want to do my Phd. in Anthropology on Juggalos just so I can get some respected institution of higher education to pay for me to go gently caress around at the Gathering.

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer

Gaunab posted:

We used to make fun of juggalos now we praise them. gbs has gone to poo poo

It's pretty much always been a mix of derision and begrudging acceptance with a dash of goons who actually are juggaloes.

also :lol: at gone to.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
let me tell you that these hot juggalettes are not reflective of the ones I see in Michigan. Then again "hot juggalettes" is a phrase that would depress Max Payne

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pon de Bundy posted:

let me tell you that these hot juggalettes are not reflective of the ones I see in Michigan. Then again "hot juggalettes" is a phrase that would depress Max Payne

Yeah, there's a car I see when I'm driving home from work that's covered in ICP stickers. From what I can see from my car window, I'm surprised that car doesn't lean to the left, and it's certainly a juggalette driving it every time.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pon de Bundy posted:

let me tell you that these hot juggalettes are not reflective of the ones I see in Michigan. Then again "hot juggalettes" is a phrase that would depress Max Payne

well, like I said I at least am cherrypicking fairly heavily for GBS' viewing pleasure










i think this last one is saying I have a small dick or something them's fighting words

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Alright, this post is the okay for work stuff and the next will be all NSFW stuff. Easier to do that way.





























Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

how the hell do all these juggalos avoid dying from the infections resulting from tweaker piercings, lack of personal hygiene and rolling around in mud, poo poo, faygo and flop sweat for four days out of the year?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
They live in a constant delicate equilibrium of all of those factors at all times. A normal person would be dead within four hours tops.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
PRAISE NURGLE








also, have you hit this bong yet?









(i too am looking for molly)

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless










Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
every link in this post is NSFW

http://i.imgur.com/8hbMFUw.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/702WWS0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Gx85lBH.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Yb389z9.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kKe3Vrf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/W0BNVUC.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RcVBPlU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vHN0z4F.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QFdILpm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/btJ1ije.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IST9iPM.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TCAEo5e.jpg

every link in this post is NSFW

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

how the hell do all these juggalos avoid dying from the infections resulting from tweaker piercings, lack of personal hygiene and rolling around in mud, poo poo, faygo and flop sweat for four days out of the year?

They don't. Like many species of parasite, the adult Juggalo only emerges once every year for a short and frenzied period of courtship and mating. After this, they lay their eggs in stagnant swampwater before dying. The juvenile Juggalo larvae hatch soon afterwards, maturing quickly to continue the cycle next year.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
haha some of those titties are just ...haha. but to be fair all of these men are completely disgusting , they have no muscle tone and just look skeevy as gently caress, and how do you have such disproportionate bodies . the girls are hot in that skanky kind of way

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

This guy used to be the lead vocalist of the Bloodhound Gang back before they got popular.

CubanMissile posted:

Geez that girl looks like my exes sister. Used to dress that like at parties and would hook up with other girls for attention. My best friend ended up dating her. We had no idea what we were getting into. They were both really into computers and would go to Defcon and stuff like that all the time. Hanging out with their friends was the worst experience ever. Imagine your girlfriend being friends with like thirty neckbeards and leather trechcoat wearing wannabe hacker guys. They treated those girls like goddesses and would constantly attempt sell us out for anything we did or said in an attempt to curry favor.

I have no idea how you can tell this by seeing the back of her head but if you want confirmation, she goes by the name Kitty Kush. I met her at the Gathering when I went a few years ago and she is dating one of the guys in a band that always plays there. I'm not an ICP fan but I went for the hell of it with one of the bigger rap acts. It was very fun but I had a cushy hotel and chilled with George Clinton and his huge family, but I probably would have been miserable if I had to sleep and defecate there. The porto potties were ensconced in feces (faeces for you British goons).

The one thing I have to say is how ridiculously friendly and respectful juggalos are. I didn't come across one rear end in a top hat or scumbag the two days I was there. Like I'm talking "give you the shirt off their back" friendly.

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Jul 26, 2016

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

:laffo: at the last link

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I have no idea how you can tell this by seeing the back of her head but if you want confirmation, she goes by the name Kitty Kush. I met her at the Gathering when I went a few years ago and she is dating one of the guys in a band that always plays there. I'm not an ICP fan but I went for the hell of it with one of the bigger rap acts. It was very fun but I had a cushy hotel and chilled with George Clinton and his huge family, but I probably would have been miserable if I had to sleep and defecate there. The porto potties were ensconced in feces (faeces for you British goons).

Not the same girl. I didn't imagine it was since the events I described took place like fifteen years ago.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

how the hell do all these juggalos avoid dying from the infections resulting from tweaker piercings, lack of personal hygiene and rolling around in mud, poo poo, faygo and flop sweat for four days out of the year?

Human beings used to live like this all the time it was called the middle ages you just don't live past fifty no big.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

reignofevil posted:

Human beings used to live like this all the time it was called the middle ages you just don't live past fifty no big.

i'm pretty sure no medieval peasant deliberately poked holes in themselves, dark carnival or no

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

There's a lot of crossover between juggalo chicks and the itty bitty titty committee

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i just figure if you've got decent sized knockers you don't want to just go topless bc with no bra it starts to hurt or whatever after a while, esp if you are running around and dancing or whatever

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
compelling

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I'm torn about these gatherings. On one hand, I love nothing more than seeing strange dudes penises. On the other hand the guys are gross and the music is bad and their balls probably smell like wet garbage.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

criscodisco posted:

their balls probably smell like wet garbage.

iff that garbage contains the finest american cheeZe and funyons

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I'm sure that it does.

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer
























^^^ Dude's got a phone-pocket titty! Dude's crushin it

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Holy poo poo a shiny black juggalo!

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Dreddout posted:

Holy poo poo a shiny black juggalo!

Sounds like some sort of alt-Pokemon.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Chubbs posted:

^^^ Dude's got a phone-pocket titty! Dude's crushin it

While I can see the appeal in being able to be naked and no one can tell, the smell coming off of him has to be unimaginable.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

criscodisco posted:

While I can see the appeal in being able to be naked and no one can tell, the smell coming off of him has to be unimaginable.

His gut looks like an undercooked oatmeal cookie, still on the pan. I imagine he smells nothing like that, though

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

No one that goes to the gathering has ever seen $200 right? I bet this dudes price dropped quickly.

EDIT: Just saw the O.B.O.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i'm pretty sure no medieval peasant deliberately poked holes in themselves, dark carnival or no

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flagellant

Does whipping large gashes in your own skin count as deliberate hole poking?

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

An important reminder that ICP did an entire Wizard of Oz themed album that from start to finish mimics the movie with its own cast of characters and adventures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52iUda8pfR4

Everyone should listen to it at least once in their life

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

skander posted:

Sounds like some sort of alt-Pokemon.

Imagine Pokémon Go at the gathering...

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I... I wonder what my clown persona would be. :gbsmith: Are there like entry level clown kits or what? :shrug:

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