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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I have a socially awkward coworker who is Mormon.
They promoted him once, and he was a horrible boss who went mad with power. He was forced to step down after 3 months.
He keeps his marriage a secret for some reason.
Weird guy.

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

shoophobo posted:

He keeps his marriage a secret for some reason.
Weird guy.

he's a polygamist

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:

I think they drive to a given residential neighborhood and then walk door to door.

Also they own all of Utah. (not joking. Utah started as a mormon settlement)

Well, maybe not all of Utah, but a good portion. And lots of profitable farmland in other states, which they buy up with all the tithes. And all the push for devolving federal public lands to states? A lot of that is through Mormon lobbying (and other very wealthy folks') so they can get their hands on it.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

thai earned hearty laffs from me, friend

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Ex-Mormons have the best LSD. Pro tip.

Also: not a typo.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Iron Prince posted:

*hears a rapid but non forceful knock at the door*

"Huh, I wonder who that could be? Better go check it out!"



"Oh no, it's one of those guys! Ehh, I don't really want to talk to him, but answer the door just to be polite."



Eyyyyy lmao

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

drad bert, you will be remembered

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I'M SO GLAD THAT DRADBERT IS PROBATED FOR A MONTH FOR POSTING A PICTURE HE MADE OF A CLOWN PERSON

NOW WE CAN TALK ABOUT DONALD TRUMOP W/O SUCH SILLY INTERUPTIONGS

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

lol

Jebediah
Oct 7, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Double LOL

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
free drad bert or ill do something drastic

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