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Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Just checkin, who here's another fuckin' alkie. Know at least one of you fuckers had too much jameson tonight. This ain't a honeypot or nothin'. How much have y'all drank on this monday night?

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Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Headin' out to the bar, checkk on you fuckers tomorrow

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
a rift in the spacetime continuum brings us this nugget of oldgbs

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
WE GOT DRANK
WE GOT KUSH
WE GOT BARZ INTHIZ BITCH
BARZ IN THIZ BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwmaDg75MIc

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I dont put that poison in my body op

*subsists entirely on a diet of doritos and soda*

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

im drying out for a week and i cant sleep because of it thinkin bout stickin my head in the oven

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Drinking liquor is cool.

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
i'm drinking and watching pro wrestling atm, thank you for asking

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
i had a few glasses of suntory toki, half a growler of a local ipa, an aviation, and a concoction i made up: equal parts lemon juice, homemade serrano liquor, st. germain, and apple spice ginger liqueur. i call it the mad experiment. p good night

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I drink. Not a lot, and not often. But often enough. Irish Whiskey is my preferred drink. I have a shot next to me as we speak...

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

im drying out for a week and i cant sleep because of it thinkin bout stickin my head in the oven
Mary jane doesn't count as drinking friend :cool:

NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Gonna smaah some beer

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
tonight i had 6 norcos, some weed and 3 beers. thanks for reminding me to update my drug and alcohol usage spreadsheet op

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


genesplicer posted:

I drink. Not a lot, and not often. But often enough. Irish Whiskey is my preferred drink. I have a shot next to me as we speak...

Name a brand, motherfucker.

I made the mistake of wearing a sharks hat to a kings bar. Got 86d right fast

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Name a brand, motherfucker.

I made the mistake of wearing a sharks hat to a kings bar. Got 86d right fast

did you taunt them for not having the cap space to re-sign lucic

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Just finished my shot and beer at the local pub.

Fella tried to start a fight (not with me) had to be 86'd.

So drinks and a show!

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


oblique posted:

did you taunt them for not having the cap space to re-sign lucic

Not a hockey guy. What does that mean?

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

oblique posted:

did you taunt them for not having the cap space to re-sign lucic

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Name a brand, motherfucker.

I made the mistake of wearing a sharks hat to a kings bar. Got 86d right fast

Currently enjoying Tullamore Dew. Also regularly drink Jameson, Paddy, Powers, Bushmills and Jameson Caskmates. I'd like to get some more Jameson Limited Reserve18 year old, but it is a touch spendy.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I've been drinking a drink an hour for 6 hours. And another 4 drinks in 2 hours before that. I'm feeling pretty nice. Not drunk, but a good buzz I could ride for another 3 or 4 hours if I keep it up.

Edit: though thinking about it, I think I started drinking earlier and harder than I'm letting on. But the last six hours has been 1 drink an hour.

NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


sipping one of these motherfuckers

3 standard drinks, im gonna black out tonight

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
i've never tried to stop because i'm scared

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i like to have a gin and tonic after work :)

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol no one in gbs drinks are you crazy

cnut
May 3, 2016

Drinking is for winners!

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I like to have a few drinks on the weekend, sure, why not.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I was told by a doctor that I need to stop drinking or im going to die

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I enjoy a beer or two after work. I should switch to hard liquor though because I'm sick of having to take my empties in so frequently.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

I'd like to helpfully remind everyone that if you continue imbibing the devil's drink you will surely land in hell where you will burn and suffer until the end of time :)

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I'd like to helpfully remind everyone that if you continue imbibing the devil's drink you will surely land in hell where you will burn and suffer until the end of time :)

But they offer wine at church. :confused:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Beefeater posted:

But they offer wine at church. :confused:

That is actually the actual, physical blood of Jesus Christ

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Beefeater posted:

I enjoy a beer or two after work. I should switch to hard liquor though because I'm sick of having to take my empties in so frequently.

problem solved

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I drink hell of beers OP.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

That is actually the actual, physical blood of Jesus Christ

That dude is a loving alkie.

11% BAC

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm drinking a room temperature dr pepper rn

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
I LIEK MILK!!!

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Yeah. I drink tons.

of coffee!!

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

I was told by a doctor that I need to stop drinking or im going to die

your doctor's an idiot, you're going to die even if you stop drinking

Ivan Yurkinov
Jan 13, 2010

Cnut the Great posted:

your doctor's an idiot, you're going to die even if you stop drinking

This is true, but failing to drink enough results in a condition called dehydration and IANAD but I have read that it can very very dangerous, even deadly!

Personally I recommend at least 24 ounces of Rye or Bourbon daily. Mix every fourth with some citrus to ward off scurvy. I drink alone at home after work it helps to smooth out the rough spots and the day-to-day trials and tribulations of living on this Planet of Suffering.

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I just bought a 12 pack of yuengling for 9 bucks

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