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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
should I be worried

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Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Cat Army Sworn Enemy
yes

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
Your dad is not bringing you back any Bo Biscuits. Sorry.

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...
He just needed to get out of the house and have a few beers at the bar before consigning himself to eating lovely chicken and biscuits for dinner with his insufferable son. Cut him some loving slack.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
dad ghosted so what

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I'm gonna get brekkie from burger king bc Im hungover

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

kuddles posted:

He just needed to get out of the house and have a few beers at the bar before consigning himself to eating lovely chicken and biscuits for dinner with his insufferable son. Cut him some loving slack.


we're getting sausage biscuits

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Ein cooler Typ posted:

we're getting sausage biscuits

no your getting a step dad

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
why do you live with your dad

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

hm usually it's cigarettes when they leave their family

I see hes making it his own

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



wanna meet that dad

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

vols bitch posted:

why do you live with your dad


I'm a millennial

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i hope the dad eats at bojangles and then doesnt bring anything back

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Hes probably just gone wrestling with some other dads in the dad-club downtown.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

OP is lying his dad died twenty years ago today.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Congrats on your new found bastardism

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Scan his hair and clothes for sticky white droplets.


If he returns that is.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

dont worry hes just sucking me off

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
check the nearest truck stop

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!
Well OP I will help you make posters if he's not back in the morning but I really think you're overreacting.

Zuul the Cat
Dec 24, 2006

Grimey Drawer
"going to get bojangles" is actually code for "abandoning my lovely son and starting a new family in another state."

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
does your dad play pokemon go because he might have found a magikarp

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Roamin' Dad

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
you misheard - He's going to blow Jangles, the clown who does those kids parties.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

kuddles posted:

He just needed to get out of the house and have a few beers at the bar before consigning himself to eating lovely chicken and biscuits for dinner with his insufferable son. Cut him some loving slack.

Shut the hell up Bojangles is the best fast food chicken you idiot.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ein cooler Typ posted:

should I be worried

No, he probably killed himself because he realized that BoJangles kinda sucks

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Iron Crowned posted:

No, he probably killed himself because he realized that BoJangles kinda sucks

You shut your filthy whore mouth with a made from scratch Bo biscuit.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
bojangles horseman lol

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Nooner posted:

bojangles horseman lol

such a depressing season

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

rip your dad

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

OctoberBlues posted:

rip your dad



Told you so OP

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
You need to dance a lick and click your heels to summon a Mister Bojangles IIRC.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
master bojangles to you

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
jigga jigga
call that girl
bojangles

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
What was your dad's name? How long before your mum gets you a new dad?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

he's my dad now

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

OP hasn't responded in 3 hours, did he go to Bojangles?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Wafflz posted:

OP hasn't responded in 3 hours, did he go to Bojangles?

Nah, he killed himself after considering it

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
your pappy ain't never coming back

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