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"Making The Cut" (a brief existentialist poem by Brady)- A barber stands alone in his shop staring out the window at the lawn man. In that instant he realizes that they are both one in the same. Achoo achoo achoo
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Jul 26, 2016 15:31
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I have crab grass on my head
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Jul 26, 2016 15:32
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why dont you make like plath and 
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Jul 26, 2016 15:34
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Indeed. I know you're all itching to find out, so I'll just cut to the chase. My inspiration for this came while trimming my pubes on the toilet this morning while my lawn service did all that poo poo that people like me (  ) refuse to do. Cutting hair is also in that category.
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Jul 26, 2016 15:38
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It's an expression my first-world feelings.
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Jul 26, 2016 15:39
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Suzanne Vega made a song about this.
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Jul 26, 2016 15:44
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gently caress her.
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Jul 26, 2016 15:50
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Lawn Man - Swamp Thing's bourgeois cousin
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Jul 26, 2016 16:30
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op could you share with me your opinions about video games and music?
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Brady posted:Indeed. trimming your pubes is cutting hair sorry to break it to you op
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Jul 26, 2016 17:08
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criscodisco posted:Suzanne Vega made a song about this. I was sitting at the counter
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Hell Yeah posted:op could you share with me your opinions about video games and music? Sure. Diablo 3 sucked loving rear end in a top hat when it was released and it still does. So much so that the lead dev resigned. It's been like 4 years and I still don't think they have any PvP system (which was supposed to be available at launch). It's quite possibly one of the worst sequels when compared to other sequels for very well-known franchises, but if you bother pointing this out to all the dumbass goons in Games that swallow Blizzard's cock no matter what the cost they'll spend money in an attempt to humiliate (lol?) you with internet text. I've had the avatar and title for a long time now and even though I waste countless amounts of money on Steam games that I'll never play I have no plans on spending money to change something so irrelevant in my life. It takes a special kind of retard to spend money to try and insult someone on a forum because you're so butt-hurt over their opinion, so really I view it as a badge of honor and it gives me a chuckle knowing my opinion got someone that pissed off. The music part was added by a mod because I said Korn sucks or something in GBS.
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Jul 26, 2016 20:47
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Blue Train posted:trimming your pubes is cutting hair sorry to break it to you op There's some poo poo that you just don't pay someone else to do. This includes wiping your rear end, cooking your steak, and placing a razor near your junk.
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Jul 26, 2016 20:52
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I make the tiny asian woman at the salon wax my taint. I can tell she hates it but honestly, that's the only way I can get off
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Jul 26, 2016 20:54
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Dude my taint hair is so loving thick I think they'd rip the skin off if they did that poo poo.
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Jul 26, 2016 20:55
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There are dudes on Craigslist all the time looking to shave your junk for free.
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Jul 26, 2016 20:59
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criscodisco posted:There are dudes on Craigslist all the time looking to shave your junk for free.
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Jul 26, 2016 22:12
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What would be the worst possible way to remove your pubic hair
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Jul 26, 2016 23:38
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Brady posted:Sure. 
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Jul 26, 2016 23:42
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Lemon posted:What would be the worst possible way to remove your pubic hair individually with a pair of pliers
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Jul 26, 2016 23:44
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beautiful
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pretty racist OP.
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Lemon posted:What would be the worst possible way to remove your pubic hair napalm
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
