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Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Bam may be an rear end in a top hat, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh breathlessly at him beating the snot out of his dad.

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Dad deserved it for conceiving Bam though.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I met Steve-O at San Francisco airport last Christmas, he was definitely still clean and was really nice and chatted with the people who were meeting him, very genuine. His teeth were super white, super fake. But they were obviously some fancy rear end dentures.

Also he wasnt fat anymore.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
its just a matter of time

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I had forgotten about Knoxville's broken penis. I think he has a perma-catheter now.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I remember once hearing Clarkson arguing America didn't need it's own Top gear because Jackass already existed. In a great many ways that actually makes sense

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Booblord Zagats posted:

I remember once hearing Clarkson arguing America didn't need it's own Top gear because Jackass already existed. In a great many ways that actually makes sense

Top Gear is still insanely funny. Any of the road trip or caravan episodes are amazing.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

YouDummy posted:

They should reboot that poo poo with an all black female cast

White boys jackass like this but black ladies jackass like THIS

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
why can't things be like 2005 forever

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

reignofevil posted:

I just wanna say if I was still suicidal there would be fifty fifty odds this gif would remind me why I want to live.

Well hey, if Bam's pain can help someone, here's another, just for you: http://imgur.com/Fcfxswz

Though on a serious note, glad you're doing better buddy.

Teikanmi posted:

I met Steve-O at San Francisco airport last Christmas, he was definitely still clean and was really nice and chatted with the people who were meeting him, very genuine. His teeth were super white, super fake. But they were obviously some fancy rear end dentures.

Also he wasnt fat anymore.

Those fake chompers are from when he face planted off a second floor balcony in college and hosed himself up real bad. It failed to impress the girl he was talking to.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTdRXMKh7VI

jared allen owns

Its the little comments that make the scene

Hurriness
Feb 23, 2011
College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4b7fstzR5U

This has always been one of my favorites of Bam, for reasons I didn't understand until reading this thread and realizing that I hated him

edit: gently caress, its two posts up as a gif

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syc-Q7UcjPA

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I like Bam just fine from a distance. I wouldn't want to be friends with him, but he's great on jackass. He's a good foil to Knoxville's good spirited mischief.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sergeant_Crunch posted:

I like Bam just fine from a distance. I wouldn't want to be friends with him, but he's great on jackass. He's a good foil to Knoxville's good spirited mischief.

It's nice to have one guy on the show where your are hoping he actually dies really horribly during the stunt instead of makes it out okay, I just wish they hadn't chosen Bam for that role and had instead selected someone with some redeeming qualities.

I mean a fluffer doesn't have to be a top flight girl but it's better if she's not a fat Puerto Rican that calls himself Turkel and insists on eating on a big hog knuckle sandwich while he sucks on the talent.

raton fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Jul 29, 2016

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
paper cuts

https://youtu.be/q71-5CM339o?t=9s

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
I didn't hate Bam until years after the original show when I was rewatching it all. He kinda strikes me as the guy that thinks he's a much bigger deal than he really is and it went to his head. Everyone else looked like they were just there for a good time and oh look, we're on TV!

I used to hate Pontius because his Party Boy thing was a 5-second gag that always got stretched out to two minutes of him grinding against people that were trying to ignore him. Nowadays I think that's the funniest part, that people are pretending the dude in a speedo humping their leg is invisible.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Anyone have that quote where the cast talks about bam as the rich kid whose toys they want to play with

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qilHZrGvsso

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

I AM THE TOILET posted:

Jim Bob's Family Plummin' Store :(

Too soon to make Duggar jokes out of Josh's perversion

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Never saw this but it's great, good times

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Hurriness posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4b7fstzR5U

This has always been one of my favorites of Bam, for reasons I didn't understand until reading this thread and realizing that I hated him

edit: gently caress, its two posts up as a gif

I always remember the quote Preston said about..Dave, I think..when someone asked him if he felt bad that Dave had to do a stunt something like 20 times while he was very hungover: 'I have never felt bad for Dave, under any circumstances.' That's how most people feel about Bam, I think.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Every time Danger Erin (sp?) gets hurt or terrorized I'm glad of it. It just seemed like he was a producers son or something that begged his way in and then refused to take off his gay helmet.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Viva La Bam was awful except for the one where Knoxviile came into town and they tried to outprank each other

Wildboyz was amazing and you should watch it if you haven't. Pontus and Steve O with the occasional guest appearance from Knoxville and Wee Man and no Bam

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

Keith Atherton posted:

Wildboyz was amazing and you should watch it if you haven't. Pontus and Steve O with the occasional guest appearance from Knoxville and Wee Man and no Bam

And you might learn something!

KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet

Keith Atherton posted:

Viva La Bam was awful except for the one where Knoxviile came into town and they tried to outprank each other.

And when Dico and Rake showed up. And when Bam's mom would show more affection to Ryan Dunn right in front of Bam.

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esuKk5iWU2o

looks fine to me

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

The sweat drinking is probably the worst thing, just thinking of it makes me want to retch.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Dragonstoned posted:

The sweat drinking is probably the worst thing, just thinking of it makes me want to retch.

Jackass 3D is up there in terms of films that actually 'benefitted' from being shot in 3D. That scene was the worst in the theater.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Keith Atherton posted:

Viva La Bam was awful except for the one where Knoxviile came into town and they tried to outprank each other

Wildboyz was amazing and you should watch it if you haven't. Pontus and Steve O with the occasional guest appearance from Knoxville and Wee Man and no Bam

don't forget it also starred Sam Elliot

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Keith Atherton posted:

Wildboyz was amazing and you should watch it if you haven't. Pontus and Steve O with the occasional guest appearance from Knoxville and Wee Man and no Bam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD7jGmrkSWo

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Sergeant_Crunch posted:

I like Bam just fine from a distance. I wouldn't want to be friends with him, but he's great on jackass. He's a good foil to Knoxville's good spirited mischief.

yeah i sort of agree. one of the better things about Jackass was the range of personalities in the cast that made each character unique with their own special style of pranks/stunts/mischief...obv anything involving Bam outside of Jackass is unbearable tho. i didn't kno until recently how hosed up (and fat) he had been since Dunn went out in a drunken blaze of glory, p sure he was doing meth and drinking all day (and somehow getting fat during the time) until recently getting clean supposedly.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

Every time Danger Erin (sp?) gets hurt or terrorized I'm glad of it. It just seemed like he was a producers son or something that begged his way in and then refused to take off his gay helmet.

This one is beautiful - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVbx3pqudss

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SEOguApssc

KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet

I love how supportive Pontius is. There's a few times he does stuff like that. Pontius is the second best Jackass only to Knoxville.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Where they are now:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/stars-jackass-article-1.2462917

Party Boy is divorced now, so he's back on the market ladies.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
i met a dude in college who thought bam was the best in the squad and tried to emulate him

he was a real dipshit

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

etalian posted:

Where they are now:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/stars-jackass-article-1.2462917

Party Boy is divorced now, so he's back on the market ladies.

drat. Sounds like most of them don't do much of anything outside of Steve-o and Knoxville. Wee man owns some taco shops though, that's pretty cool.

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GoldenPrice
Oct 2, 2013

Apparently his jaw broke from the force of the pull. He's completely delirious from pain at the end.

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