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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

I think we're all agreed that thermonuclear war would clear the air as well as the chromosome

but until then who gives a gently caress how we spend our time on this gay miserable planet full of assholes

So, you're saying it's ok if I bang a chick dressed up as Android 18, until she passes out from dehydration and exhaustion?
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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

So, you're saying it's ok if I bang a chick dressed up as Android 18, until she passes out from dehydration and exhaustion?

well you should be a gentleman and make sure she stays properly hydrated, but otherwise knock yourself out dude

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

for every cute cosplay girl theres 40 land-blimps stuffed into corsets with fat spilling over the top all the way around

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Uncle Wemus posted:

for every cute cosplay girl theres 40 land-blimps stuffed into corsets with fat spilling over the top all the way around

we call that "easy money" round these parts

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

well you should be a gentleman and make sure she stays properly hydrated, but otherwise knock yourself out dude

So....

I get to bang a "model"?

gently caress YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Uncle Wemus posted:

for every cute cosplay girl theres 40 land-blimps stuffed into corsets with fat spilling over the top all the way around

Turn on your monitor

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

vols bitch posted:

another guy that posts almost exclusively in games lmbo

Atleast I aint a longhorns fan :smug:

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Both have very feminine traits

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Op is just upset he couldn't get into blizzcon next year.

Some cons are okay :colbert:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Oh boy someone in GBS doesn't like something.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


poop emoji

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Elon Musk believes we live in a "Matrix" like universe.

Wouldn't that legitimize Jessica Nigri's cosplays?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Cosplay?


ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What if the matrix was the real world and those people were just a bunch of sadists who like to eat cream of wheat and wear poo poo clothes and invent giant machine dicks designed to torment people?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zzulu posted:

Cosplay?









One of these two was posted for "effect", you decide which.

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
i am homoqueer so where are the gay male cosplayer cheesecake photos :mad:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I AM THE TOILET posted:

i am homoqueer so where are the gay male cosplayer cheesecake photos :mad:

Got you covered, fam.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
People always say these things smell like BO but when I did security at an anime convention it didn't smell that bad and there wasn't nearly as many super-fat people as you'd think. The thing that really surprised me was how many women were there and how many of them bought body-pillows. I've only been to three cons in my life but it was always pretty fun, it's super easy to make friends at these things. Well it's easy to find some people to get stoned and drunk with in their hotel room, anyway.

To be fair though it was the middle of winter so the environment wasn't exactly conducive to profuse sweating. The other two conventions I've been too def had a sort of ever-present background odor.

Jim Barris fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Jul 27, 2016

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
i'd GO and poke those mans :vapes:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I dressed as a Steven Universe character because whee

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Zzulu posted:

Cosplay?




Every one of these is a broken human being.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Has the conversation shifted over to furries now?
furries are pretty thick now too tbh

hate all you want this guy's a california 7 easily:

idk what he rates at furcon but if he's not setting the curve furries are facing a serious body acne and cellulite drought


chris o'donnell looking rear end putting on a goddamn fursuit. he should date me


e: not a furry.

e2: he should date me.

Cubone fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Jul 27, 2016

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


It's the tattoo, he'd look more poo poo without it.

Plus, he takes it up the pooper from other dogs, guaranteed

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Irradiation posted:

Every one of these is a broken human being.

Adjust fire! Two Posters in the open! Bring it in danger close!

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


VendaGoat posted:

Adjust fire! Two Posters in the open! Bring it in danger close!

I am your father! Life is like a box of chocolates! Clever girl!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Ruggan posted:

I am your father! Life is like a box of chocolates! Clever girl!

You enjoy a good Sardine then?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
whats happening

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

The only reason I'd rag on these folks is this is the only gathering of people I know of where " you need to bathe you smelly shitbag" is an official notice at every single one now. This speaks volumes about the kind of folks involved.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zzulu posted:

whats happening



Something, wonderful.

I'm going to bed. Enjoy your artillery.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Irradiation posted:

Every one of these is a broken human being.
I'm just seeing a bunch of attractive women having fun :confused:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Keep posting cosplay PAWGs pls... Im nearly there... :gizz:

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Snatch Duster posted:

loving lol at this guy unironically comparing a football game to a comic book convention

I've never been to a convention but I bet getting shithouse drunk in the parking lot with some friends and then wandering through a convention would be pretty fun. Unless you think there's more to some football than getting drunk and getting rowdy and incoherent then yeah you could probably compare the two.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Counterpoint: Suck my dick, you fuckman

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qo6MICQZZsc

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

VendaGoat posted:





One of these two was posted for "effect", you decide which.

They both have an effect on my wiener.

fbsw
Mar 3, 2016
is going to a "comic con" kinda like going to a strip club?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
yes

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

fbsw posted:

is going to a "comic con" kinda like going to a strip club?

idk but if you don't have 1 chick to take to a strip club you are super doing it wrong

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