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Mighty you may be right now hell yeah, but you've foolishly overlooked one small fact... celery is perishable. Oh how I wish I could see your face as you stare at the slowly rotting corpse of your once great kingdom... of celery. Enjoy your time, for the gnarled fingers of decay have already begun their task.
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Enfield posted:you plant it to grow more celery that's what i'm talkin about.
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Jul 27, 2016 01:07
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Celery Clinton
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Jul 27, 2016 01:09
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In the end, Nature wins.
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Jul 27, 2016 01:15
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Enfield posted:you plant it to grow more celery i live in an apartment
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Jul 27, 2016 01:29
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 try me, rear end in a top hat
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Jul 27, 2016 02:06
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The Pony Incident posted:
Nice try, those are bushes
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Jul 27, 2016 02:07
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Wow, they should call you "Cel" Yeah, OP.
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Jul 27, 2016 02:14
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Downercut posted:Wow, they should call you "Cel" Yeah, OP.
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Jul 27, 2016 02:15
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Nice try, those are bushes exactly, I hide all my celery in nondescript bushes so OP can't find it 
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Jul 27, 2016 02:16
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Where are you guys getting all this celery? I've called every place in 50km and they don't have anywhere close to the amount you guys claim to have. Look at this clown who can't get the hook up on large amounts of grade-A Cel
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Jul 27, 2016 02:17
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The Pony Incident posted:exactly, I hide all my celery in nondescript bushes so OP can't find it Strong celery game, i respect that
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Jul 27, 2016 02:17
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Gotta get down with my bad celery.
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Jul 27, 2016 02:18
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Celery lol loving scrub tier veg, call me when you upgrade to broccoli son
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Jul 27, 2016 02:19
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Don Tacorleone posted:Celery lol gently caress this guy
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Jul 27, 2016 02:19
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#imwithcelery
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Jul 27, 2016 02:23
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I hope my post wasn't too real for Hell Yeah...
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Jul 27, 2016 02:27
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Don Tacorleone posted:Celery lol I use broccoli to scrub out your moms vag so she doesn't give birth to your baby brother. loving phony rear end scrub noob Celery is where its at
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Jul 27, 2016 02:28
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SurfaceDetail posted:I use broccoli to scrub out your moms vag so she doesn't give birth to your baby brother. Psh loving glucosinolate lacking bitch rear end veggie for bitches
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Jul 27, 2016 02:33
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Studies show if you eat broccoli theres an 87% chance theres a dick in your mouth right now
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Jul 27, 2016 02:35
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Hector Beerlioz posted:gently caress this guy wait.. lets hear him out...
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Jul 27, 2016 02:35
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I live in a country where the celery at the grocery store is gigantic compared to the American celery.
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Jul 27, 2016 02:37
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Serious Frolicking posted:i only buy what i plan to use, though Pussy
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Jul 27, 2016 02:38
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glowing-fish posted:I live in a country where the celery at the grocery store is gigantic compared to the American celery. This is a lie, American celery is bigger and better than any other celery.
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Jul 27, 2016 02:39
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Shocked this took as long as it did
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Jul 27, 2016 02:40
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God made celery because he knew his favorite country would one day invent ranch dressing
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Jul 27, 2016 02:44
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Dang celery is just not very good. It is green and crunchy and goes with ranch which is about the best I can say for it. But it tastes pretty gross outside of a mirepoix and is pretty much garbage.
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Jul 27, 2016 02:48
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Celery is actually p good. Also it's a fruit.
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Jul 27, 2016 02:53
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Celery is actually p good. Also it's a fruit. Nah, yeh.
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Jul 27, 2016 02:53
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I fuckin love celery, it's like a toothbrush for your rear end in a top hat
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Jul 27, 2016 02:56
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I put peanutbutter and raisins on my celery so its like I'm eating a line of muddy ants.
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Jul 27, 2016 02:58
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Got that crunch to it, nice and crisp, hearty, bitter and sweet. Got a real nice shape to it.
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Jul 27, 2016 03:00
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Don Tacorleone posted:Celery lol Lol i bet this jamoke doesn't even have any celery. See this coffee? *points to coffee pot* This coffee is for people who have celery.
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Is there really such a thing as too much celery? I don't think so. We should colonize a barren planet and terraform it with nothing but celery.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Is there really such a thing as too much celery? I don't think so. We should colonize a barren planet and terraform it with nothing but celery. this man's got good ideas we should promote him to president of celery operations and give him a raise (gets paid more celery/week)
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Jul 27, 2016 03:12
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I just looked in my fridge and my celery is all gone. Did someone eat my celery or did you take it op? Are your trying to blackmail me, what's your end game here op?
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Jul 27, 2016 03:36
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I can't say whether i took it or not but i can tell you this: I've got more celery right now than you'll ever have in your life.
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Jul 27, 2016 03:38
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I actually don't like celery. It gets all stringy when you eat it and it gets all up in your teeth. It's lovely food.
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Jul 27, 2016 03:38
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I don't have any celery at all. You want to know why? Because celery sucks, that's why.
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Lost Canyoneer posted:I don't have any celery at all. You want to know why? gently caress you and the horse you rode in on
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