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if you don't like celery suck my dick
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put peanut butter and raisins on it if that helps
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Jul 27, 2016 03:49
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hell yeah
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Jul 27, 2016 03:49
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celery fact: the ancient egyptians orginally cutlivated celery, which they called "maize"
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Jul 27, 2016 03:50
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I actually don't like celery. It gets all stringy when you eat it and it gets all up in your teeth. It's lovely food. Its not really food as it has little to no nutritional value. Its more like butt floss
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Jul 27, 2016 03:52
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nigga crab pollock posted:hell yeah
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Jul 27, 2016 03:52
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celery fact: celery was once used as a form of currency in denmark
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Jul 27, 2016 03:52
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celery fact: koreans use fermented celery to make an alcoholic drink called "sake"
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Jul 27, 2016 03:53
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SurfaceDetail posted:Its not really food as it has little to no nutritional value. Its more like butt floss Ok this I can get behind 
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Jul 27, 2016 04:24
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dsf posted:celery fact: celery was once used as a form of currency in denmark Until the Scandinavian Celery Panic of 1873, that is. It's funny how little people know about this major event that shapes geopolitics even today.
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Jul 27, 2016 05:28
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The Cubelodyte posted:Until the Scandinavian Celery Panic of 1873, that is. It's funny how little people know about this major event that shapes geopolitics even today. That's because celery loving sucks
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Jul 27, 2016 05:53
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Dely Apple posted:In the end, Nature wins. The ants are relentlessly taking over page 3
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Jul 27, 2016 05:55
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Don Tacorleone posted:That's because celery loving sucks Suckle upon mine freaking balls.
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Jul 27, 2016 06:13
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you been had celery
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Jul 27, 2016 06:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPXU59boiUA
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Jul 27, 2016 06:34
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Someone just nailed a celery stalk to my front door with a note attached: "Stop looking." 
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Jul 27, 2016 11:21
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stick in 1/3rd up your rear end and pretend to be a peacock in public.
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Jul 27, 2016 11:31
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OP, allow me to introduce myself, I am Qwyntyn Z Cellaridon III. My great great grandfather, Reverend Theodore Cellaridon invented celery as a cure for homosexuality in 1876. His son, Theodore Jr.; a shrewd and extremely gay businessman, realised that while useless as a cure for sodomites celery would be an enormous success if marketed as a diet food. He was proven right, the disgusting taste and vaguely healthy appearance made celery a huge hit with America's growing population of self loathing obese women. Three generations on and Allied Celery Group is still the largest celery production company in the world. My point, OP, is that even if you are none other than Huang Ding Shen, owner of china's largest celery producer, lucky pig pharmaceuticals, I still own at least five times as much celery as you do.
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Jul 27, 2016 14:22
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Dr. Eldarion posted:you been had celery Just cause you got a star next to you name doesn't give you free reign to poo poo talk celery, jerk
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Jul 27, 2016 14:25
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If you guys are starting a celery version of the fur trapper saga you need some goddamn portraits.
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Jul 27, 2016 14:26
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Who is the dumb bastard who keeps adding celery to chicken salad It doesn't make it better, you idiot
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Jul 27, 2016 14:29
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jazzyhattrick posted:OP, allow me to introduce myself, I am Qwyntyn Z Cellaridon III. My great great grandfather, Reverend Theodore Cellaridon invented celery as a cure for homosexuality in 1876. big talk but i won't believe this until you show your celery. ElGroucho posted:Who is the dumb bastard who keeps adding celery to chicken salad good point celery doesn't belong in chicken salad it is best enjoyed straight or with ants on a log.
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Jul 27, 2016 15:41
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Hell Yeah posted:big talk but i won't believe this until you show your celery. I take it from this response that you are not Huang Ding Shen. As the head of a major corporation I have precious little time for impertinence from the likes of you. If you contact my communications director, Marjorie Guffkins, I am sure she will be more than happy to send you any information you may require about my celery company and its operations. You can reach her by fax on (888) CELERY 723 or electronic mail at m.guffkins04@alliedcelerygroupincorporated.com.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Just cause you got a star next to you name doesn't give you free reign to poo poo talk celery, jerk look at this scrub who doesn't know "been had"
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Jul 27, 2016 16:51
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Noobicide posted:I fuckin love celery, it's like a toothbrush for your rear end in a top hat Aren't all toothbrushes toothbrushes for the rear end in a top hat?
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Jul 27, 2016 18:20
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Celery and carrots are definitely scrub tier poo poo garbage. Go to any cheap Chinese food place and every dish is loaded with it as cheap filler. Plus, celery tastes like a mouth full of hose water and strings. Gross. 
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Jul 27, 2016 18:32
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Eat your gosh darned vegetables!
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Jul 27, 2016 18:44
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This thread is a delight.
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Jul 27, 2016 19:31
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Hell Yeah posted:if you don't like celery suck my dick Chew my stalk, you celeryman!
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Jul 27, 2016 20:45
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can i have some please?
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Jul 27, 2016 20:54
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how about u shove it up your rear end op? yeah i said it.
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Jul 27, 2016 20:56
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nigga crab pollock posted:hell yeah Hell yeah
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Jul 27, 2016 20:59
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autoaim.cfg posted:Chew my stalk, you celeryman!
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Jul 27, 2016 21:12
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Tenacious J posted:Have you ever used your celery rectally? Noobicide posted:I fuckin love celery, it's like a toothbrush for your rear end in a top hat SurfaceDetail posted:Its not really food as it has little to no nutritional value. Its more like butt floss Yolomon Wayne posted:stick in 1/3rd up your rear end and pretend to be a peacock in public. Frisky posted:how about u shove it up your rear end op?
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Jul 27, 2016 21:22
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WHAT IF YOU STUCK CELERY... IN YOUR rear end in a top hat! AHURRR
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Jul 27, 2016 21:23
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but i can has some?
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not rear end celery though pls
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