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It seems like everywhere I look these days, people are jealous of my carefree spirit, good looks, gorgeous, faithful girlfriend, strong work ethic, and pleasant, debt-free lifestyle. How do I break it to these people softly that their unhappiness is the result of a number of poorly planned out decisions that could have been easily avoided?
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:28 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:52 |
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gently caress you OP
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:29 |
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same OP same
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:29 |
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I know the feeling OP but its like I always say, and I think there is some wisdom in these words... kill yourself, OP
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:30 |
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Just be yourself.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:30 |
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I wish I knew OP. I spend every day trying to find a way to tell everyone around me how to live their lives, but it's like nobody listens.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:32 |
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Suck my dick you fuckman
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:32 |
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For breakky this morning I had 5 eggs scrambled with cottage cheese, mushrooms, and a little bit of pesto. I don't have a four year degree from a fancy university and I'm what jealous folks would call a "poor person".
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:42 |
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I wrote and pitched a movie called "the longest food"
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:43 |
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Not jealous of that breakfast
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:44 |
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drat dude sucks being awesome.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:48 |
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That's nice dear, bless your heart
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:48 |
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OP get several bumper stickers made of this picture so everyone will know and leave you be
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 15:49 |
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Dont congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are eveyone elses'~
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:03 |
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Gamer With Dignity posted:breakky You should be ashamed of yourself, OP that is some seriously garbage english
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:05 |
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Gamer With Dignity posted:It seems like everywhere I look these days, people are jealous of my carefree spirit, good looks, gorgeous, faithful girlfriend, strong work ethic, and pleasant, debt-free lifestyle. How do I break it to these people softly that their unhappiness is the result of a number of poorly planned out decisions that could have been easily avoided? Easily fixed. Tattoo the word oval office on your forehead in large letters and nobody will feel jealous of you anymore.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:07 |
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Show them your penis.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:10 |
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Lol good luck keeping it up till life opens up your mouth and takes a colossal poo poo.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:17 |
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monkey posted:Easily fixed. Tattoo the word oval office on your forehead in large letters and nobody will feel jealous of you anymore. This would certainly solve your problem OP!
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:26 |
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They just hate us cuz they anus op
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:29 |
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I dunno guy it's hard. I learned how to release stem cells with my mind a few decades ago and all my friends are divorced in their 50s and me I party on the college campuses go to keggers and just look hot as poo poo in general and I'm just this really fit guy my friends they're too old and flabby and it's just sad that they cant be big enough to say hey good job I wish I was you and just end it there without comparison and judgment ya know cuz it's not like most f em go beyond the CHEAP lovely STUBBY FINGER SIZED PORTION OF A BRAIN SYSTEM and self reflect and learn and grow nah it's easier to feel bad for yourself
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:29 |
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PIGGY EYES FULL OF JELLY PIGGY PIGGY EYES FULL OF JELLY BLACK BEADY PIG PIG EYES FULL OF JELLY NARROW LIMITED PIGGY EYES FULL OF JELLY
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 16:39 |
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if you're so carefree why do you give a poo poo about what those haters think checkmate OP
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:13 |
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I'm so jealous of how many people are jealous of you.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:14 |
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As a Mexican I get this on a daily basis so I can empathize with the op. Every day I hear at least one of the following "Wow why is your Mexican dick so much bigger than my white dick" "Hey man I'd appreciate it if you stopped loving my girl, we're about to get married" Or "Wow why are you're Mexican women so much more attractive than our white women?" Just hold your head up high op and take comfort that in about 30 more years the white race will be no more and we Mexicans will be running America.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:21 |
Have you tried starting a blog OP? Really humanize yourself with in depth posts about the bad parts of your life, like when they only had regular bacon at the sandwich shop rather than vegan bacon
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:28 |
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Start playing videogames
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:41 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Start playing videogames No one has ever been jealous of this worthless SACK OF poo poo FYI. So don't listen to him!!!
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:46 |
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Volume posted:As a Mexican I get this on a daily basis so I can empathize with the op. Every day I hear at least one of the following I think Donald Trump may have a few things to say about that.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:55 |
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five eggs seems a little overboard OP, two is the way to go and three is really too many so i really can't understand how anyone could eat five unless they were really small eggs and maybe in the future use some american or cheddar cheese in those eggs and maybe a little garlic and ham or bacon
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:05 |
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kill yourself actually alot of people would still be jelly
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:06 |
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I can't think of anyone I'm jealous of and that's just the gosh darn truth.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:07 |
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Kuato posted:No one has ever been jealous of this worthless SACK OF poo poo FYI. So don't listen to him!!! Trust me your MOTHER was plenty jealous of me deep dicking other sluts last night, KIATO
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:08 |
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i would be kind of jealous of the op if he killed himself, yeah.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 21:45 |
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have you collected all 121 stars in Super Mario 64??? yah didnt think so.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 21:47 |
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Luvcow posted:five eggs seems a little overboard OP, two is the way to go and three is really too many so i really can't understand how anyone could eat five unless they were really small eggs and maybe in the future use some american or cheddar cheese in those eggs and maybe a little garlic and ham or bacon I don't know how white trash you have to be to put american cheese on eggs, but it is a level of white trash that i have never seen with my own two eyes.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 22:01 |
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It's simple OP. Just start telling people you watch Dr. Who, My Little Pony and/or Steven Universe. No one will ever be jealous of you again
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 22:03 |
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Taima posted:I don't know how white trash you have to be to put american cheese on eggs, but it is a level of white trash that i have never seen with my own two eyes. american is the preferred cheese for scrambled eggs, what shithole part of the world did you grow up in?
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 22:06 |
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Luvcow posted:american is the preferred cheese for scrambled eggs, what shithole part of the world did you grow up in? presumably some place with access to real cheese
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 22:08 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Just be yourself.
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