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Ladydad
Mar 23, 2008
So two weekends ago I went to a yard sale and bought a few boxes of random office crap for about 20 bucks.



In the bottom of the box was a bundle of loose papers that looked like they had just been chucked in there. About a reams' worth, about half water damaged. The print quality is pretty bad as well. I started reading them, and it's this guy's unfinished military thriller. I started scanning the pages in yesterday and uploading them to a blog I made for it because I feel like the world should see this man's work. The biggest issue is that the pages are out of order, and this dude only numbered about a quarter of them for some reason. I think this is either a first or rough draft, because most of the pages have notes or corrections.

I wanted to make a thread to share it here as well- I thought someone might appreciate it as well. I present it without commentary. The scanning is slow going because my boss is a real dick and I don't have a scanner at home so I'm trying to sneak it in where I can. The blog is here: http://firemissionover.tumblr.com/







[timg]http://i.imgur.com/nYSnVej.jpg[/timg







Ladydad fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Jul 28, 2016

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I only read a few sentences but is this erotic military fiction where the main character fucks Oliver North's daughter?

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?
You did it sir! Amazing! - Shouted an afro american crewman

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Use of 2nd person, tisk tisk. :f5:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Indy posted:

You did it sir! Amazing! - Shouted an afro american crewman

possible title?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

possible title?

how about "the longest food"

Ladydad
Mar 23, 2008

CharlestonJew posted:

I only read a few sentences but is this erotic military fiction where the main character fucks Oliver North's daughter?

the page i'm trying to scan now is a love scene and it talks about how is dick is as thick as a grenade

CynCyanide
Mar 21, 2005

dance, water, dance!
"a snub-nosed .38 - a woman's weapon." Was it pink, too?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

CharlestonJew posted:

I only read a few sentences but is this erotic military fiction where the main character fucks Oliver North's daughter?

sometimes you have to settle when you can't get the real thing

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Sitrep: the excrement is hitting the spinning blade.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
my internet laser defense initiative is in danger

help

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

how about "the longest food"

the future is a long time away, but not as long as....the longest food

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
We are like John Kennedy Toole's mother.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
im horny and confused with a dick like a bomb, keep posting op

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Ladydad posted:

the page i'm trying to scan now is a love scene and it talks about how is dick is as thick as a grenade

Ahahhaahahahah

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Ladydad posted:

the page i'm trying to scan now is a love scene and it talks about how is dick is as thick as a grenade

Are we talking "pineapple" grenade or the old WWII German stick grenade?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



wow, poor melissa.

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
Mods please change my name to 'a afro-american crewman'

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Indy posted:

You did it sir! Amazing! - Shouted an afro american crewman
a afro-american crewman

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

CynCyanide posted:

"a snub-nosed .38 - a woman's weapon." Was it pink, too?

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Styled, but not faggy.

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
im yuri ogalev

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer
Post more OP.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

sinking belle posted:

Styled, but not faggy.

another quality username righ here

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Ladydad posted:

the page i'm trying to scan now is a love scene and it talks about how is dick is as thick as a grenade

:vince:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



red alert: my pectorals are not being held at bay

Ladydad
Mar 23, 2008
here-- did these on my lunch break


The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
lol "lithe"

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
im fighting the muslo-european confederacy in my goon-battleship that smells like technology and piss

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



pushed a sobbing Melissa melanie

note to author: melissa is your wife

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



op what did you eat during your lunch break?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
god dammit OP

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
:five:

Ladydad
Mar 23, 2008

Ratjaculation posted:

op what did you eat during your lunch break?

kale salad and some hummus + pita

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I've not had kale, but sounds like a good lunch - hope you enjoyed it

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

quote:

The smell of the 21st century battlefield was one of blood and technology. Computor chips and the earthly smell of unwashed woman; urine and hair.

quote:

Tom Kinkade

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
computor

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I'm uncomfortable with how the nurse goes from "An Asian, possibly Chinese" to "The Chinese" in less than a paragraph. But I'm excited for the Space Mexicans to begin the invasion.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I want to believe this is real. I don't, but really it's art either way.

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Choco Happy Ending
Mar 16, 2009

Mmmmfffppphggghhg
This is even better if you read it in Zapp Brannigan's voice.

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