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Please; post more, OP. This is the best thing; I've read on my computor in years. It's really good; and I'm enjoying it; lots.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:16 |
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poo poo. This reminds me of that old thread where some goon found a short story in a library or coffee shop. I think it was called (something) Saturn. I know it had Saturn in the title. It was goddamn hilarious with strong jawed space marines fighting lizard aliens, and it's a crime I can't find it. I think the guy who found it made a website, but I'm having no luck.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:42 |
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Ladydad posted:kale salad and some hummus + pita YES!
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:45 |
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:50 |
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I love the smell of technology in the morning.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 17:51 |
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Wow this is better than Tom Clancy lol just kidding everything is better than Tom Clancy
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 18:21 |
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How do we know he wasn't writing a parody
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:09 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:How do we know he wasn't writing a parody There are easily 4 - 500 pages of this
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:00 |
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This ain't jarhead
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:13 |
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Hmm it says the author is from Des Moines. Could this be the magnum opus of Jastiger?
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:14 |
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I'm the republican voting haircut
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:16 |
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Frankenstyle posted:poo poo. This reminds me of that old thread where some goon found a short story in a library or coffee shop. I think it was called (something) Saturn. I know it had Saturn in the title. It was goddamn hilarious with strong jawed space marines fighting lizard aliens, and it's a crime I can't find it. I think the guy who found it made a website, but I'm having no luck. The website wasn't Genesis Space, was it?
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:17 |
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Ladydad posted:So two weekends ago I went to a yard sale and bought a few boxes of random office crap for about 20 bucks. I try and sneak it when I can with your boss also, he is a bit of a catch! THis seems a pretty good/bad find op...looking forward to more. If you finish it you could be Buck Tangle (no relation to chuck tingle).
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:39 |
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part of being a superb lover is being considerate to feminine concernsLadydad posted:There are easily 4 - 500 pages of this I need a strong man with the right equipment, and I like your loadout. Do your duty.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:05 |
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I read 2 paragraphs and a few random words on down and I gotta tell ya it's probably the worst piece of literature ever written. I mean this poo poo is pure gold.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:09 |
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Enfys posted:part of being a superb lover is being considerate to feminine concerns
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:34 |
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Choco Happy Ending posted:This is even better if you read it in Zapp Brannigan's voice.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:36 |
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An asian, possibly Chinese
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:37 |
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EngineerSean posted:An asian, possibly Chinese The Chinese
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:39 |
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Please post more of this I need to know why raw dogging Oliver North's daughter is "important to the mission"
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:45 |
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this man is very aware of which races his characters are, and are not, members of i must assume he is a truly committed worldbuilder, such granular detail!
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:48 |
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Would "hummer" be too risque? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:56 |
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I'm turgid, but fraught with power.
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# ? Jul 27, 2016 23:59 |
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Frankenstyle posted:poo poo. This reminds me of that old thread where some goon found a short story in a library or coffee shop. I think it was called (something) Saturn. I know it had Saturn in the title. It was goddamn hilarious with strong jawed space marines fighting lizard aliens, and it's a crime I can't find it. I think the guy who found it made a website, but I'm having no luck.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:01 |
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Enfys posted:I need a strong man with the right equipment, and I like your loadout. Do your duty. } YES!
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CharlestonJew posted:Please post more of this If I'm reading this right, Olivia North is his wife and he's cheating on her with someone named Melanie(who is definitely NOT the author's wife, Melissa) for the mission
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:23 |
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At least he's not cheating on Melanie with Olivia.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:31 |
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So what I gather he's an Army Husband who has to stay at home all day and write erotic fiction while his wife is on deployment?
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:31 |
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Sold, exclusively based off of that first paragraph in the first image "She lay on the floor covered with frost like an iowa morning, 26 seconds without the sweet life air gives you, just like her father"
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:32 |
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Frankenstyle posted:poo poo. This reminds me of that old thread where some goon found a short story in a library or coffee shop. I think it was called (something) Saturn. I know it had Saturn in the title. It was goddamn hilarious with strong jawed space marines fighting lizard aliens, and it's a crime I can't find it. I think the guy who found it made a website, but I'm having no luck. https://sites.google.com/site/destinationsaturn/
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:32 |
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Ratjaculation posted:pushed a sobbing
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:36 |
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Splicer posted:To hell with his wife. "Don't ask, don't tell," he once said to his wife about his work.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:40 |
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quote:President North
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:53 |
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My guess is Iran-Contra killed this novel before arnold could sign onto the movie project this was obviously destined to become
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:57 |
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if something happens to me email firemissionover at gmail dot com ill send scans of the rest of the story
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:59 |
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Since it is unfinished we should come up with an ending in the author's style. They lived out the rest of their days in peace, never having to use the weapons of war that they had been so well trained to use. He rested his manhammer rifle down on the bed, next to his second favorite conquest, the alluring woman known as Olivia, whose lithe body seemed to shimmer in anticipation of what would come next. "No condoms" she said, looking at his body and the grime the was there. "I promise to fill you with only love," he replied and joined her in the bed.
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:43 |
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halfway expecting to find a suicide note scrawled inside a semen stained copy of Red Storm Rising
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 01:56 |
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(it's mine)
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 02:06 |
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Ladydad posted:(it's mine) Your note, your book, or your semen?
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 02:11 |
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*starts writing something introspective about the characters* *scribbles it out, goes back to cocks and jets*
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