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just found out that you can take poo poo to an office max and hand it over and they'll scan it all and throw it all on a thumb drive- sick
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Ladydad posted:THE TOUCH THE LOOK
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Well this is amazing.
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i'll take some pics when i get home of the loose papers etc. sure- poor edward might be pulling my leg. But there's so much physical goddamn material. It's just page after page of graphic depictions of the thickness of things. If he is pulling my leg, then i don't want him to stop. I want him to bring his GBU-28
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Jul 28, 2016 20:29
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i too lust for the rape of free society 
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Ladydad posted:If he is pulling my leg, then i don't want him to stop. I want him to being his GBU-28
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RaySmuckles posted:i too lust for the rape of free society 
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Mordja posted:Is there a scene where he is described as having "a GAU-8 Avenger between his legs"? Asking for a friend. hope springs eternal
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Jul 28, 2016 20:32
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Ladydad posted:
He could feel the coiled snake in his BDU's tighten
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Young Freud posted:I'm really wondering if this isn't some big joke, either by the OP or by this Edward Davis. It might be a case of Poe's Law but this is starting to feel like a parody of military fiction. If the OP is the one writing this he's a loving genius, this is the funniest poo poo I've seen in a long time.
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Jul 28, 2016 20:37
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just gonna remind everyone: President Oliver North thanks for your time
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RaySmuckles posted:just gonna remind everyone: President Oliver North that goddamned son of a bitch
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Applewhite posted:I graduated top of my class in tank school. I majored in shooting with a minor in turrets. AMA. The Top Candidate of my Artillery School Class got charged AWOL for being hours late for our graduation parade because he fell asleep at a stripper's apartment. 
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Jul 28, 2016 21:01
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styled, but not faggy e: mods name chamge please
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Prawned posted:styled, but not faggy 
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I'm Vasily Tokarev with the thick, swollen, beet like fingers.
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Tardcore posted:If the OP is the one writing this he's a loving genius, this is the funniest poo poo I've seen in a long time. 
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EorayMel posted:I'm Vasily Tokarev with the thick, swollen, beet like fingers. Comrade, we are all Vasily Tokarev We were born to revere the preciousness of life upon our communal farms, but after going through the godless killing factories of Rodina, we only long for the two most important things: the rape of free society and the sweet release of death 
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Jul 28, 2016 22:05
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Young Freud posted:This last passage made me start wondering what time period this was set in, since the Internet didn't get mainstream popularity until after German reunification. Also, that introduction page is a little too on the nose with the author being "unfit for military duty" and the praise of Ronald Reagan.
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Tardcore posted:If the OP is the one writing this he's a loving genius, this is the funniest poo poo I've seen in a long time. No way. This is like The Room or Birdemic--the kind-of awful you couldn't fake if you were actively trying to
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Jul 28, 2016 22:09
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Can love bloom on the battlefield?
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Splicer posted:I think it's set in the future? Half of Germany is the last American bastion holding back the tides of the Muslim-Euro Confederacy which also includes Russia because I figured it was Clive Cussler style alt history set in the near future.
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Jul 28, 2016 22:25
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Splicer posted:I think it's set in the future? Half of Germany is the last American bastion holding back the tides of the Muslim-Euro Confederacy which also includes Russia because I'm not going to say anything more about this here because I fear I'd ruin an already magical thread. Let's keep this ride going. 
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reignofevil posted:Euro's are uncircumcised? Play on this with tank barrel?? oh my god 
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fire walk with me       
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Jul 28, 2016 23:25
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Applewhite posted:I figured it was Clive Cussler style alt history set in the near future. I think it's that, sorta. Considering the source, it feels like a near-future novel written in the 80s with the assumption of the Cold War political scene remaining intact and a divided Germany into the 21st century.
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Jul 28, 2016 23:30
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Germstore posted:how presumptuous
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Jul 28, 2016 23:36
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New York Times best seller! 
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Splicer posted:New York Times best seller! that's what's presumptuous.
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Jul 28, 2016 23:39
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In the future of 1998, bastion of liberal progressive ideals President Oliver North betrays his country to a group of ultra national Russians hellbent on stealing the satellite internet as they bathe western Europe in blood on their quest to regain former glory.
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Jul 28, 2016 23:40
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hey cool way to try for traffic to your stupid LP blog https://www.firemissionover.com from your lovely novel permabanned user bruiser also real cool pretending to be a lesbian on an Internet forum to get attention and then running away when you were confronted about it!!! super chill!!!
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Jul 28, 2016 23:47
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tell us more about how you totally piloted helicopters for the mafia and definitely got gay married you huge piece of poo poo!!!
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Jul 28, 2016 23:47
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Melanie sighed and pulled away from keyboard. "Well, Jack, it looks like we won't be able to hack the Russian mainframe. Our futuristic satellite internet is currently being defeated by a gentle rainstorm. Also, we've reached our monthly high speed limit of 50 megabytes." Jack Culverson rasped a meaty hand against his be-stubbled lantern jaw. "Looks like we'll have to find some other way to spend this afternoon," he mused. Culverson unzipped his pants, allowing his giant American dong to unravel down to the carpet like an anaconda doing gymnastics. "AWOOOGA!" Melanie exclaimed as her eyes and tongue projected themselves several feet in front of her face.
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Melanie sighed and pulled away from keyboard. "Well, Jack, it looks like we won't be able to hack the Russian mainframe. Our futuristic satellite internet is currently being defeated by a gentle rainstorm. Also, we've reached our monthly high speed limit of 50 megabytes."
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Melanie sighed and pulled away from keyboard. "Well, Jack, it looks like we won't be able to hack the Russian mainframe. Our futuristic satellite internet is currently being defeated by a gentle rainstorm. Also, we've reached our monthly high speed limit of 50 megabytes."
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you know what would be a good story? you explaining why you've been posting stock photos and saying that they are you, a gay woman, when you are actually a crazy dude evading his permaban or you could just ignore it and hope it goes away!! pretty sure it's not going to tho!
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