5 horrifying things you should NEVER google pt. 2

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

1. purple pancake
2. 3 students, 2 ergonomic keyboards
3. mexican dentist fail
4. juggalo proposal
5. electronic dance music

if i've left anything scary off the list please let me know in the comments below

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:04

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:58

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

JiveHonky posted:

1. purple pancake
2. 3 students, 2 ergonomic keyboards
3. mexican dentist fail
4. juggalo proposal
5. electronic dance music

if i've left anything scary off the list please let me know in the comments below

Swap electronic dance music with rap, and we got a deal.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:05

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

"caved in skull"

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:06

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z-u2jVXQY0

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:06

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

1. Best Friend Fursuit

2. Meemaw's Dialysis Fail

3. Munsters s7e11

4. Fart Tuba

5. Sandstorm (Hatecrime remix) ft. Cruxshadows

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:08

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

JiveHonky posted:

1. purple pancake
2. 3 students, 2 ergonomic keyboards
3. mexican dentist fail
4. juggalo proposal
5. electronic dance music

if i've left anything scary off the list please let me know in the comments below

what's wrong with purple pancake? I just got pics of pancakes that were purple which looked alright.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:12

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

JiveHonky posted:

2. 3 students, 2 ergonomic keyboards

Maybe you should mark that NSFW you rear end in a top hat!!

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:15

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

1. The egg beater trick

2. Horatio Sanz secret vlog

3. Urologist fail

4. Couscous disease

5. Gynecologist fail

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:15

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

1. furry sex chamber
2. rahowa 14 words
3. my little pony full body costume
4. realdolls with skin
5. donald trump's position paper

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:16

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

grover's doghaus

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:18

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

alf's lower half

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:18

chernobyl kinsman: Mar 18, 2007; a friend of the friendly atom; Soiled Meat

yeah idk man i googled sherlock dog dick today so

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:20

Macrowave Oven: Nov 20, 2008; Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

JiveHonky posted:

1. purple pancake

Talkin' bout blue waffle?

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:21

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Fournier

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:21

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

1. google
2.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:27

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Rohypnol LD50 in children

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:28

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

The effects of krokodil use

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:31

dsf: Jul 1, 2004

"facial degloving"

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:35

lizardman: Jun 30, 2007; by R. Guyovich

dsf posted:

"facial degloving"

Yes, was gonna post this. First one that came to mind, though my literal keywords were "degloved face".

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:39

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Syrian Friendly Fire (Linkin park)

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:45

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Aspergers syndrome Wikipedia

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:45

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

1) freaky sex weirdos
2) big time puking
3) lots of diarrhea all over
4) bugs on your wiener
5) that's all I can think of. have a blessed day!

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:46

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

starbucks surprise

pink frisbee

infected horse dicks

throat losenge

manscaping

# ? Jul 27, 2016 19:49

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

puppy meat grinder bonanza

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:07

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

"JiveHonky Post History" XD

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:10

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

1. Gargled grunion
2. Flesh tomato spew
3. Idaho
4. Chechen dance party episode iii
5. Bungled farm births

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:18

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

doggos who borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:21

dsf: Jul 1, 2004

"CBT" (and no I dont mean cognitive behavior therapy)

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:23

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Backyard snowman pissfest

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:24

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

dsf posted:

"CBT" (and no I dont mean cognitive behavior therapy)

Crisco Bisquick Tempura.

Which is something else you probably shouldn't google.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:25

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Urethral vinegar volcano.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:29

chilihead: Nov 5, 2010; Is this real life, or is this fantasy?

Something Awful?

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:33

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

The history of the Eve Online universe.

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:34

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

1. Clown Style

2. Tooth Polyp

3. My Favorite Martian Living Spacesuit Asphyxiation

4. Eyeball Bone Removal

5. Alternate Uses For Bidet

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:35

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Full House banned episode "Danny's Lament"
Popcorn babies
Henan gumbo secret ingredient
Porpoise farm
Annual kindergarten cull

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:39

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

op is funny joke but, to be real for a minute, you can actually find some great deals on ergonomic keyboards by searching for one of those terms

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:39

yogizh: Oct 12, 2015; Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

NotWearingPants posted:

The history of the Eve Online universe.

poo poo that's heavy. :ccp:

1. how to change gender
2. males dressed like princess Leia
3. meat.org
4. your own name
5. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

You also shouldn't feed your Gremlin after midnight

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:40

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:44

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

1) hot female Sasquatch jerks off dick too hard+ injury

2) hot female Bigfoot jerks off dick too hard+ injury

3) hot female skunk ape jerks off dick to hard+ smelly injury

4) handsome muscular dark skin man smiles+ nude+no homo

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:46

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Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Donald Trump nude beach

# ? Jul 27, 2016 20:46

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