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I'll cut right to the chase. I want to watch sports tomorrow instead of going to work and I need to find a good excuse to stay home. The problem is that Monday is a holiday over here and so calling in sick on the Friday before a long weekend is going to look really bad unless I come up with something good.
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Kill your grandmother, then use that as the excuse.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:09
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Is your job one where they will tell you to work from home if you're not sick?
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Jul 28, 2016 18:10
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uhh leave your oven on? lol that's what i say when I want to leave.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:10
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signalnoise posted:Is your job one where they will tell you to work from home if you're not sick? Nope, it's a call center so working from home is not an option.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:12
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Just say you have terrible diarrhea and you can't drive cause you'd poo poo your car
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Jul 28, 2016 18:12
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How about you grow the gently caress up and act responsibly you loving parasite
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Jul 28, 2016 18:13
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"Gotta watch the sports; got tickets a while back. I'm sure you understand, chief. Take care, and hope you guys have a good day."
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Jul 28, 2016 18:13
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Don Tacorleone posted:How about you grow the gently caress up and act responsibly you loving parasite As a millennial I swore a blood-oath to never act responsibly
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Jul 28, 2016 18:14
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Just go to work. Those cock aren't going to suck themselves.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:16
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The fact you need an excuse other than "hey I'm not gonna make it in today". Tells me you have a bad job. Hope you enjoy your retail slave job, I'll watch the sport for you and text you updates.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:17
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you should have started acting sick yesterday, and kept up with it today. you're only option is citing a death in the family, but that's a lovely thing to do, and no one is going to believe you anyway.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:18
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Give me the number to your office, and Ill call ina bom b threat?
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Jul 28, 2016 18:18
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A Salty Affair posted:I'll cut right to the chase. I want to watch sports tomorrow instead of going to work and I need to find a good excuse to stay home. The problem is that Monday is a holiday over here and so calling in sick on the Friday before a long weekend is going to look really bad unless I come up with something good. lol at having a job where you can't watch sports you loving bitch
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Jul 28, 2016 18:18
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How is a goon worried about looking bad. That house already burned down.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:19
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Oscar Wild posted:Just go to work. Those cock aren't going to suck themselves. Not yet but with the technological breakthrough my department is close to making this may finally become a reality
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Jul 28, 2016 18:20
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Show up, then tell everyone you're poo poo and you suck and you like to suck poo poo then pee your pants as you scamper home.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:23
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What sports are on tomorrow? MLS all star game is tonight
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Jul 28, 2016 18:24
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A Salty Affair posted:Nope, it's a call center so working from home is not an option. Why? Wouldn't this just require phone and computer access?
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Jul 28, 2016 18:26
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The Starcraft II world championships on Major League Gaming can be watched from your phone whilst working
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Jul 28, 2016 18:26
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Oscar Wild posted:What sports are on tomorrow? MLS all star game is tonight Rogers Cup (Tennis) in Toronto, someone managed to get me platinum seats for tomorrow
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Jul 28, 2016 18:27
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Oscar Wild posted:What sports are on tomorrow? MLS all star game is tonight id rather work at a loving call center than watch that garbage
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Jul 28, 2016 18:27
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Tell them you have diarrhea.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:28
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drink to excess tonight, show up at work tomorrow morning pale, sweaty and hungover, vomit on your keyboard and go home for the day. you're in like flynn edit: alternatively, say your guinea pig passed away and your extended family is all flying in for the service
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Jul 28, 2016 18:29
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A Salty Affair posted:Rogers Cup (Tennis) in Toronto, someone managed to get me platinum seats for tomorrow obv you tell them you have gay conversion therapy tomorrow
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Jul 28, 2016 18:29
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Why is it so hard to call in sick?
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Jul 28, 2016 18:31
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Why is it so hard to call in sick? cuz he works in a call center
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Jul 28, 2016 18:32
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quit your job you'll have ample time for sports
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Jul 28, 2016 18:33
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JakeP posted:cuz he works in a call center I see, so if he called in, there would be nobody there to pick up the phone because he's not there?
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Jul 28, 2016 18:33
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just call in and tell them you feel sick if "looking bad" matters in any substantial way it's almost certainly a sign you should find a different job, and your manager would likely hold it against you regardless of what your excuse was the best lies are generally simple ones
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Jul 28, 2016 18:34
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FlimFlam Imam posted:I see, so if he called in, there would be nobody there to pick up the phone because he's not there? nah call centers are the type of job that irresponsible poo poo heads work, or young kids, both of which are known to be unreliable, so they basically just threaten to fire you if you ever try to call out no matter what (but they won't fire you because no one else will work there, so they are just trying to scare you)
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Jul 28, 2016 18:37
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"hi boss - i have severe laryngitis today and am completely unable to fulfill my job duties as call center employee. this is absolutely breaking my heart and every ounce of my being wishes i was there today but i'm just not able to talk at all. anyways, the soccer game is on, cya."
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Jul 28, 2016 18:39
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This job sounds terrible, hope OP is actively searching for a new one.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:42
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don't go in to work, attend sport event, get fired, find and start virtually identical call-center job in like 2 days
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Jul 28, 2016 18:44
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Call in with your voice disguised as Jesus and tell your boss you've been raptured off to heaven.
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Jul 28, 2016 18:54
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symbolic posted:quit your job
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Jul 28, 2016 18:57
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For all the goons telling me to find a new job; believe me i'm trying. I desperately want out of this dumpster-fire of a job.
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Jul 28, 2016 19:29
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Jul 28, 2016 19:29
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it's too late now idiot, you're supposed to set it up days in advance Mon - you come in talking about how you had a fun weekend at X crowded event Tues - your nose is just a bit runny but you feel fine must just be allergies Wed - ah now you're starting to feel pretty down and out Thurs - you made the good employee effort to come in but around midway through the day you're just getting dizzy and nauseuous and you think you'd better go home early. Call later in the day to confirm you have a fever. Fri - call out sick
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Don Tacorleone posted:How about you come over to my place and abuse all my holes 
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