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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

please note the *, it is important and this is not part of a healthy meal

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


Mr Trump, would you consider yourself a real estate novelist?

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


When will the sextape come out?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Why do you hate America?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I am a gay

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


do you have your own jet airplane?

is that your own hair?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

when did you stop beating your wife

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

white people - big problem or biggest?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


do I need a house out in hackensack?

is that all I get for my money?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

have you considered suckling on deez nutttts nigga?

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Dear mr trump, USA USA USA! USA? U.... S........ Aaaaayyyy? Yes or no?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

who let the dogs out?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

hth posted:

have you considered suckling on deez nutttts nigga?

answer this one first

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

a/s/l?

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

oh my god whats wrong with your face?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

would you, for enough money it would take to make your net worth positive, take a load to the face?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


did you have to have the last word, last night?

did you have to have the white hot spotlight?

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
What is the best burrito you've ever eaten and then kicked out of the country through a bowel movement.

Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich
mr. trump, do you truly love yourself? or are you just in love with the idea of loving yourself?

it's cool if it's the latter, we all do it.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Are you going to keep Pence on a leash? He has continued to run Indiana's public education into the ground including removing 99% of the state superintendent's power. Fortunately for me, my subject is one of his pets and has actually improved overall, but otherwise he's taken on Mitch Daniels' legacy of ruining education. He also doesn’t like the gays.

What are we, Mr. Trump, going to do about this?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Suck the poo poo out of my rear end dipshit! Woo! AMERICA RULEZ!!!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What is your opinion on the endoplasmic reticulum?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
call me crazy, but after doing some intense data analytics, it seems unlikely that you're the real trump.

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

Why do you lash out?

Why is it you always shoot from the hip?

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Do you suck dicks?

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Sorry i had trouble finding a keyboard that fit my tiny hands

the answer to all questions is yes, no and crooked hillary

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



lorn Wayne posted:

call me crazy, but after doing some intense data analytics, it seems unlikely that you're the real trump.

can we compare figures?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Who's got a bigger dick, Putin or Hillary?

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
what's it like having tiny hands

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Is Putin a generous lover?

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Do you get horned up over anything? Does your penis ever get hard and do you ever jack it or stimulate it in some manner, to the point of ejaculation or at least physical exhaustion?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




that's pretty loving funny

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
sick dude can i come on your yacht

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Dreddout posted:

Who's got a bigger dick, Putin or Hillary?

MAke american great again

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Lefty or Poncho?

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

jfood posted:

Lefty or Poncho?

The right of course, this country needs to get away from the left because it is ruining everything

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

mrwuss posted:

The right of course, this country needs to get away from the left because it is ruining everything

Mr. Trump, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?

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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

lorn Wayne posted:

Mr. Trump, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?

because i am an educated man who has a hot wife and a kid i would gently caress if i hosed my own kids

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