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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I'm proud of you, kraft american cheese singles, and ketchup. You did yourself well.

Coulda used a side of something though.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Microwaves Mom posted:

I'm proud of you, kraft american cheese singles, and ketchup. You did yourself well.

Coulda used a side of something though.

steel reserve

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Burger recipe;

Minced beef (go for the fatty option if available)
Heaps of salt
heaps of pepper
some cayannee

mince that up with your HANDS IN A BOWL
mince it up real good like turn it into a paste between your fingers
let the oils get right into your actual skin between your pores and under your nails

then shape into patties and fry until you can't be hosed and eat with some hot dog buns (cut burgers in half to make fit) then eat

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
The humanely-raised slaughtered animal tissue has entered my bloodstream thanks for reading. Your waifus are safe for the evening

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Why did you let your cast iron get so rusty?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Goddamn that's a white trash looking place.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Jeff Sichoe posted:

fry until you can't be hosed
I just ate the burgers raw; did I do it right??

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Champenema posted:

The humanely-raised slaughtered animal tissue has entered my bloodstream thanks for reading. Your waifus are safe for the evening

did you have anything for a side dish?

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

a hole-y ghost posted:

I just ate the burgers raw; did I do it right??

Q: did u use hot dog bunz

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Q: did u use hot dog bunz
No. I just took the burger patties from the plate and stuffed them into my mouth.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

No. I just took the burger patties from the plate and stuffed them into my mouth.

amateur. I just take the ground beef out of the seasoning bowl and eat it handful by handful.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
does anyone remember and did you really enjoy my thread and my posts about moose burgers i have several of my own moose recipes i made up and shared

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

extra stout posted:

does anyone remember and did you really enjoy my thread and my posts about moose burgers i have several of my own moose recipes i made up and shared
You've seen a moose? I thought they were made up, like drop bears.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
the best hamburger is from the fast food chain 'mcdonalds'

1 peice of beef

1 pice of pickle

1 trifle of pearled onions

1 squirt of tmatoe sauce

1 squict of american mustard

BOOM

gently caress that in your face as chinetown would say

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

I just ate the burgers raw; did I do it right??

it depends; did you slaughter the cattle yourself and insure that the intestines were not nicked? if so, you can be reasonably certain that the meat has not been contaminated by e coli and it should be safe to eat raw, other parasites notwithstanding

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

it depends; did you slaughter the cattle yourself and insure that the intestines were not nicked? if so, you can be reasonably certain that the meat has not been contaminated by e coli and it should be safe to eat raw, other parasites notwithstanding
No, it was from a pack of ground beef that was on sale becaus e it was already opened.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
free protein from an anonymous benefactor

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

No, it was from a pack of ground beef that was on sale becaus e it was already opened.

the pain will only be passing and you should survive the process

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

what the gently caress is wrong with you

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
what are the pills for?

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Microwaves Mom posted:

what are the pills for?
He has AIDS, which is the fail disease.

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