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Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Weren't people going to make fiesta cat stuffed animals?



500 were made but the guy taking pre-order $ didn't want to re-ship them once they got to his house. There were photos of him with shelves of 'em.
The SAclopedia entry on it is extensive and has a link to the order thread itself.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=16


HoboZero posted:

Goons won the 'design/vote for the new Doc Martens!' contest with a boot featuring the SA support bot, unicorns, and rainbows but the goddamn scheister company wouldn't make the thing

And then they did actually make the OTHER lovely goon designed one. You can sometimes find them being sold on eBay since they're super rare.




But again, none of these things are off site huge poo poo like goonswarm, 4chan, All Your Base, slenderman, or Caro.

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Lazy Robot
Jan 18, 2001

yospos
I just wanted to bbe a moderator.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

HoboZero posted:

Goons won the 'design/vote for the new Doc Martens!' contest with a boot featuring the SA support bot, unicorns, and rainbows but the goddamn scheister company wouldn't make the thing

Because the SA support bot was copywritten from some gay rear end 1950's movie

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

when the mod forum got leaked and they were talking mad poo poo about that gay guy hahahaha

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

The guy that posted this still posts here.



i like the part where he appends his name to the image so that you are doubly sure that he is indeed the creepy weeb who created that poo poo
also i am amazed that a post from 2003 links to an image that apparently still exists

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
That one gooncon where everyone went to the beach, then some old random guy showed up in his SUV carrying boxes upon boxes of LARPing toys and props, and everyone just awkwardly shuffling away as fast as possible.

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA
Is this a clone of the pyf internet trainwrecks thread? I need to optimize my valuable cybertime.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Scudworth posted:

As far as "unleashed on the world" goes I'd say it's definitely 4chan.

Back in 2003, underage hentai was made bannable in ADTRW.
The announcement of this brought on TEN PAGES of people bitching about it, and the eventual Pedocaust, and the creation of 4chan from the banned and offended among them.

Here's the super great thread if you wanna :psyduck: :cry: for a bit.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=429748

holy poo poo some of the pedo defenders still post on SA

E: actually it just seems to be one guy

Jen X has a new favorite as of 06:05 on Jul 30, 2016

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

GeneX posted:

holy poo poo some of the pedo defenders still post on SA

i do not have archives and i want to see these posts. please help

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Vargs posted:

i do not have archives and i want to see these posts. please help

I'd prefer not to turn this thread into helldump 17.0

that said, here is permabanned pedophile marshall bannana:

pedophile posted:

Also, another word, on how this is already the stupidest rule i have ever loving heard of. I like hot underage hentai girls, and god damnit i dont give a poo poo what the other forums think about it.

emphasis mine

Jen X has a new favorite as of 06:13 on Jul 30, 2016

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It's 10 pages of people arguing over and asking the specifics of what kind of anime child porn they can post until epg says gently caress it and bans most of them. People with not at all sinister names like Defiler.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


id like to put forth a new ongoing saga the saga of the rap guy whose music is bad who is melting down and calling people names and demanding they post their own art since they are mocking his (I'm one of the they )

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Celluloid Sam posted:

id like to put forth a new ongoing saga the saga of the rap guy whose music is bad who is melting down and calling people names and demanding they post their own art since they are mocking his (I'm one of the they )

I found it here I think

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784888

wait no this is a different dumb thing, maybe, I'm confused now

Jen X has a new favorite as of 06:16 on Jul 30, 2016

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


GeneX posted:

I found it here I think

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784888

wait no this is a different dumb thing

no that's it

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Speaking of musicians, who was that loving awful pirate rap goon group who managed to get onto some American Idol esque tv show and embarrass themselves? I remember criticizing them led to probations and bans lol

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Wedemeyer posted:

Speaking of musicians, who was that loving awful pirate rap goon group who managed to get onto some American Idol esque tv show and embarrass themselves? I remember criticizing them led to probations and bans lol

captain Dan I think

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram


best part is you know his fat rear end walked in to a hair salon with a magazine article and was like yes make me look like this model hahahaha

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

that zipline some goon made for a summer camp that was a death trap, and the subsequent fyad thread making fun of it

the guy who made a thread counting all the chipette panty shots in the alvin and the chipmunks movie (pre-CGI one)

Niwrad posted:

LF raised like $1200 for some guy in the forum who said he was Muslim and needed clothes for job interviews because he was really fat. He ended up just buying weed with it.
lf was the origin of so many terrible "leftist" subcultures on the internet- anime marxists, overpromotion of identity politics, seeing radical politics in pop culture, giving people money just because they're higher on the oppression ladder, and probably more that i can't think of right now

get that OUT of my face has a new favorite as of 06:31 on Jul 30, 2016

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Celluloid Sam posted:

no that's it

yesssssssss

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Ka0 posted:

That one gooncon where everyone went to the beach, then some old random guy showed up in his SUV carrying boxes upon boxes of LARPing toys and props, and everyone just awkwardly shuffling away as fast as possible.

This reminded me of that goon commune in Hawaii? where they just murdered a pig or something and it immediately failed. Someone stole their ATV i think.


which then reminded me of the child death zipline for some reason.


Edit: Also that thread where a guy was storing bottles of semen in his room and got caught, and the thread where a goon convinced other goons you could boil your urine down into a pheromone that could instantly attract women

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Fat Shat Sings posted:

which then reminded me of the child death zipline for some reason.
this was a pic of the zipline that some dumbass thought was a good idea to make


Fat Shat Sings posted:

Edit: Also that thread where a guy was storing bottles of semen in his room and got caught
that was the first memorable thread i encountered as a goon. bonus: he had manboobs that leaked milk

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

MissFortune posted:

Masaokis and his 'cooking' videos didn't begin at SA, but a chance finding of his first video launched a gigantic thread and spiraled straight into crazy town as more videos were found. Then he realized he finally had an audience, and it somehow got worse.

Someone managed to get all his videos before he deleted his account and posted them all to youtube.

Relive the magic with the video that started it all. https://youtu.be/w46Dwh4TMGA

i remember watching this video like 5 times and somehow i dont remember at all that he cooked hot dogs while calling them sausages while using receipts lit on fire by a candle as the heat source

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Demon rush, crimson haze , zybourne clock.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

MissFortune posted:

Masaokis and his 'cooking' videos didn't begin at SA, but a chance finding of his first video launched a gigantic thread and spiraled straight into crazy town as more videos were found. Then he realized he finally had an audience, and it somehow got worse.

Someone managed to get all his videos before he deleted his account and posted them all to youtube.

Relive the magic with the video that started it all. https://youtu.be/w46Dwh4TMGA

Toliet steak.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Scudworth posted:

And then they did actually make the OTHER lovely goon designed one. You can sometimes find them being sold on eBay since they're super rare.




But again, none of these things are off site huge poo poo like goonswarm, 4chan, All Your Base, slenderman, or Caro.

That's not lovely at all.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

50 Foot Ant/Humper Monkey threads where everyone pretended that the stories actually happened and weren't John Ringo fanfiction

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
the goon who got shot to death by cops for pulling a dine n dash at ihop and then his parents were like "well, the police did what they had to do"

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

Celluloid Sam posted:

id like to put forth a new ongoing saga the saga of the rap guy whose music is bad who is melting down and calling people names and demanding they post their own art since they are mocking his (I'm one of the they )

dr faustus?

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Does DPPH count as a saga?

plehsistential
Jan 29, 2012

death to all avatar havers
keyboard goop

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


two worlds/ari in chicago is the greatest saga

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Didn't Lowtax once go give a speech at a college and basically trolled the entire audience, with some people getting up to leave and others actually taking notes and stuff?

I dunno if that counts as a Saga, but it was p good poo poo if I remember. I could be remembering wrong, I forget....is that where "The Internet Makes You Stupid" came from? Like that was the title of his speech?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Jastiger posted:

Didn't Lowtax once go give a speech at a college and basically trolled the entire audience, with some people getting up to leave and others actually taking notes and stuff?

I dunno if that counts as a Saga, but it was p good poo poo if I remember. I could be remembering wrong, I forget....is that where "The Internet Makes You Stupid" came from? Like that was the title of his speech?

hell yeah he did and all hour and a half is available for your pleasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYrz_1hV0OU


Iron Prince has a new favorite as of 08:47 on Jul 30, 2016

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
That goon that cooked himself in his car.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Celluloid Sam posted:

id like to put forth a new ongoing saga the saga of the rap guy whose music is bad who is melting down and calling people names and demanding they post their own art since they are mocking his (I'm one of the they )

Reminds me of the Captain Dan pirate rap group that a LOT of people unironically liked but were lame as gently caress. A real dude made a pretty good callout video with the standout line 'Yo ho ho and a bottle of gently caress-you'
Pretty sure Captain Dan had a real embarassing meltdown about it. They also got on TV and were cringe personified.

Another favourite was Liface I think who was so obnoxious the admins somehow made it so that everyone could edit his posts. I think he also got into trouble for his avatar? It was some pretty generic asian man and the dude in the picture somehow found out about it I think. On that note who were the two circlejerking posters who were eventually banned from posting in the same thread together? Inevitably they hosed up in the end. Ikari and psychicattack or was that something else?

edit: dick in erlenmeyer flask

edit2: semen bottle manmilk guy was unfortunately fake. He used to post on another forum I used to visit and he documented the whole thing. Not fake was GECafe but god drat do I wish he was.

NLJP has a new favorite as of 10:30 on Jul 30, 2016

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
here's the link to the immortal DA JOOSE phenazepam thread; it will always be my favorite thing:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3204587

at the very least, read Underflow's long posts, they're insane stories about some insaner eastern european ambulance drivers making the rounds while amply fried on benzos. the stories start on pg 26

in a subsequent thread he made a request that those stories never appear outside of the original, so don't c/p them here

edit, when it really takes off (this has nothing to do with the above-mentioned stories):

quote:

Just ordered. Can someone explain to me how this eyeballing is done?

quote:

Its when you put some of it in your eye absorbing it instantly getting you hosed up.



...Seriously dude?

quote:

No, do you use a solvent? Do you jam it under the eyelid? This isn't really that obvious for someone who normally doesn't take drugs with his eyeballs.

quote:

god drat this thread

the (2nd) best part of the thread is when the motor skills start giving out and posts resemble butt texts

Von Sloneker has a new favorite as of 11:10 on Jul 30, 2016

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