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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Didn't Lowtax once go give a speech at a college and basically trolled the entire audience, with some people getting up to leave and others actually taking notes and stuff?

I dunno if that counts as a Saga, but it was p good poo poo if I remember. I could be remembering wrong, I forget....is that where "The Internet Makes You Stupid" came from? Like that was the title of his speech?

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Not specificslly forums but i remember being in high school, like 9th or 10th grade, and finding something awful. There was some article about babes of gaming and it was just a bunch of lesbian porn pictures with "reviews" of the games in an article, with the joke being that the babes were playing the games while loving each other. I think that was the joke i kinda forget, im sure it was just an excuse to post porn.

The reason it sticks out to me is because i was browsing at school and they had blocks on everything around 1999, but not something awful, and i was basicslly unintentionally looking at porn while innocently looking for the next Jeff K article. I havent been able to find it again, but 15 year old me thought that was the coolest poo poo.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

BULBASAUR posted:

This dude calls out one of the mods for being a pedo in one of the TV threads:


Gets instantly banned:


Years later it turns out that the mod was actually a pedophile and he got perma banned as a result.


He tried to join the old Mechwarrior group a while after that poo poo happened. I rejected him and wrote something like "spend this time with your daughter instead". He still posts sometimes.

Haha holy poo poo. Did that original guy get unbanned? Presumably given mod status and a holiday?

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Remember the guy who lied about being locked outside his house and his wife was like changing locks and keeping his kid snd stuff. He would only post about how he was leechijg wifi and everyone came to help.....
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Then like 2 days later, he came back and "had one over on goons" and pulled the puppetmaster defense. It wasnt the first time someone had but im pretty sure it solidified the puppetmaster defense as a thing.

And who can forget the sa fighting game with get out frog, puppetmaster, and some girl/ghoul posters as characters?

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Probably mentioned already, but what about that motel goon? He had all these stories working at a lovely hotel with a Mr. Comstock who had modified the bed to have a dildo in it or the quadrapalegic woman who shat herself. Was probably a throw away story but it stuck with me as distinctly goons.

Oh and Edgecrusher! His pool sharking stories! Whatever happened to that guy.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The best saga is that thread that was about trying to find all the best sagas. Everyone kept bringing up the same things over and over again and the mods eventually had to mod Jastiger to break it up and get everyone back to posting new content.

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I miss psyopmonkey:(

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