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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Although it was all STDH, Joey Vapes provided many entertaining stories until he was banned.

There's one that I don't remember all details (I was still just lurking and probably '00-' 03) and may have some of it wrong, but something like this :

*fairly active goon that nobody liked
-group of goons possibly doxxed him or did something to send him over the edge
*he was either probated or banned and re-registered and when he came back he flooded the forums with goatse and other shock/gore pics
* mods must have had a no call no show that night because he continued to do so for quite awhile before anyone noticed
* the guy was finally banned and I think the forums were shut down temporarily to get rid of all the pics
-shortly after that GBS had dicks floating around the main page and possibly a midi playing something in the background and goons attributed this to the same goon hacking SA for getting banned

Items with a * I'm fairly certain about and the others I think are what went down.

That reminds me - wasn't he somehow made a mod for a day and went about as well as you'd imagine?

E: Like he didn't hack it someone modded him up as a joke and copied all the secret mod forum poo poo and did some other low level fuckery.

Posted by caleramaen on May 23, 2012
To be fair to bigpeeler, JoeyVapes only had one decent thread before he went crazy.

Basically what happened was he posted a story about his life as a clerk in a lovely rundown motel in a thread, and someone suggested he post his own GBS thread about it. The result was generally funny, as JoeyVapes was fairly self-deprecating. They also revealed what a colossal idiot JoeyVapes was, including how he got scammed out of money by a crack addicted prostitute. However a lot of people were praising him about his writing, which while not terrible, wasn't anything special. Some other people started posting thier own stories in the thread (some of which were clearly made up). Instead of having a good laugh, JoeyVapes got mad at them, leading the FYAD goons to (correctly!) identify JoeyVapes as a self-absorbed egotist.

About this time JoeyVapes apparently decided he was a forums superstar, and that the rules didn't apply to him. He was known for frequently threadshitting, and he developed a terrible reputation with the mods. Joey became convinced the mods were out to get him, especially Abe. He managed to wrack up an impressive twelve probations within the course of a single year.

On April fools day 2012 Ozma decided to make him a mod as an April Fools prank. He used the awesome power of his modship to spam threads insulting Abe, Ozma, and Lowtax. He probated Abe...for a whopping six hours. After a while Ozma realized JoeyVapes wasn't going to do anything funny and banned him. He hasn't re-regged the JoeyVapes account, and if he's been back under another name he hasn't made it known.

Here's a link to the goldmined thread where Joey probated Abe
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...genumber=1#pti2

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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The guy that posted this still posts here.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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It's 10 pages of people arguing over and asking the specifics of what kind of anime child porn they can post until epg says gently caress it and bans most of them. People with not at all sinister names like Defiler.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Volume posted:

That goon who killed himself because his friends didn't enroll in a gender studies class.

Link?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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No I killed myself because all my friends did enroll in gender studies classes.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

What about when we made a thread mocking Romeo Rose, then he showed up in the thread and the mods kept buying him avatars of horse teeth and poo poo?

And then some goons met up with him and he fell in love with one of goon's friends (who may have had sex with him?).

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The story of pissgirl was one of the last great E/N threads.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3707314

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The whole subforum should go. Anything posted in there that is not entirely for creeps and perverts should be able to stand on its own in any of the other media forums. It feels like there's some kind of massive pedo-drama in that forum once a year. Just flush it.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Arivia posted:

So you mean we should delete the Star Trek threads right?

If people keep reliably getting outed as creeps and perverts in those threads then sure. I don't think they do though.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Look I think there's fair arguments to be made from both sides of the aisle here but I think at the end of the day you have to ask yourself what separates anime from other types of media that it necessitates its own particular subforum. And, look, I think if you're honest with yourself you'd have to say it comes down to two factors. 1: That's it's made in Japan and 2: That it's chock full of loving pedo poo poo.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Fantastic Flyer posted:

I like seeing a bunch of permabans because I get to sift through a ton of drama to figure out what happened. It's like being a pathetic Sherlock Holmes.

I'm just glad that this unexpected turn of events is behind and will never happen again.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I guess I'm the only person that finds a mod egging on an extremely intoxicated person with obvious self esteem issues to post nudes of herself in a thread full of thirsty creeps that he stickied and goldmine to be super gross and not ok? I saw it and figured I'd log in in a few days and the natural shitstorm it should have caused would have happened but nope. Is there an in-joke I missed?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It got moved to the gas chamber where it should have been before it got to two pages.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'm kind of prone to hyperbole so I thought I'd recheck my post to make sure I'm not framing it over dramatically. No. Totally dry recounting of the events. It's so trashy. It's something you'd expect to see in a sleazy mid 2000s chat room.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
If you did it I would expect it would be to encourage online finches to nest in your bush and not for GBS to horn out on.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Framing it as people being upset about a tit being posted is skeevy and disingenuous. The problem is that someone who was clearly vulnerable and at a low point in their life was encouraged to humiliate themselves for the entertainment of a bunch of gross horny creeps and that a mod did their best to make sure that humiliation was as made as public and as lasting as possible because it they thought it was funny/was one of those gross horny creeps.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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