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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
The Return of Ultimate Hustler

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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

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Does DPPH count as a saga?

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

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Bill NYSE posted:

I liked these flyers.



God, I forgot all about this thread and it was amazing.

Also, I loved the CYOA-style threads like Dropsy. And Microbe! He was the best! :unsmith:

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

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It really is hard to top Caro. Imagine being in some Syrian dungeon for years enduring God knows what, and when you finally think you're going to be saved it's by those people who are out to get you

Anybody remember that thread making fun of Seasteaders and some guy wrote this amazing story from the perspective of a UN relief worker visiting one?

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

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nomadologique posted:

somehow i think it never occurred to some of these ppl to just not click on the thread they didn't like. lol.

This is true of like half of SA

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

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The Wizard of Poz posted:

You really understated this. He literally was in a Syrian prison and was sorta-recently rescued by the CIA.

Caro is probably the single greatest thing in SA history because of the recent developments. I'd kill for a dramatization or documentary of the whole thing. Back in the day it seemed like he would sometimes be getting help but then go off the grid for awhile and just double down on paranoia of the CIA or whatever. I think Brown Moses or somebody tried to get him help and Caro threatened to kill him. He posted videos of him shooting at randos at the desert and getting upset because dudes driving by in technicals got in the way of his sniper duel. For years people would post RIP Caro because basically everyone assumed he was dead. The fact that he survived and was rescued is like the most jawdropping thing that has ever happened as long as I've been on the forums.

Holy poo poo, no idea he also started blogging about it.

MeatwadIsGod has a new favorite as of 22:26 on Aug 24, 2016

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

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Double Agent posted:

Lastly, locdogg's thread where he discovers, during Thanksgiving, that he has a half sister. Who happens to be porn star Kacey Kox (:nws: just in case). The thread doesn't get any real resolution though. Oh well.

I forgot all about this revelation, hairy butthole and all.

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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

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I'm like halfway through the "Death March Across America" thread and holy poo poo. It's the E/N well post spot-on. Tons of qualified, experienced hikers were like "you're an idiot because you haven't tested your gear, you haven't trained or prepared for this at all, and all your gear sucks." All his replies were laden with :smuggo: or he'd simply avoid questions like "how far have you hiked in a day?" Everyone, everyone told him how stupid and unfeasible taking a baby stroller on loving hiking trails was and sure enough it broke 6 miles in and he only made it 5 days with one rest day included. Jesus christ. And if he never posted the thread he would have kept with his original route of trudging along the loving highway in Nevada and other hellscapes in the middle of summer. He even acted smug about changing his route, which was obviously due to tons of goons telling him it was literally suicide. And people gave him like 3 grand for a five-day hike. drat that saga made me feel like I'm not a fuckup at all compared to Muerte.

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