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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

but i wouldnt let her act in my multimillion dollar film because sucking cock doesnt make you a good actress, dipshits

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



hth posted:

but i wouldnt let her act in my multimillion dollar film because sucking cock doesnt make you a good actress, dipshits

could you cite your sources?

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Feb 11, 2007

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I watched Would You Rather, which had Sasha Grey in a clothes-on role. She was terrible. She had no idea how to emote, just shouted her lines like a deaf person warning everyone that a mountain lion is on the kitchen table.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Zorodius posted:

I watched Would You Rather, which had Sasha Grey in a clothes-on role. She was terrible. She had no idea how to emote, just shouted her lines like a deaf person warning everyone that a mountain lion is on the kitchen table.

shouting seems like the appropriate emotion when encountering a mountain lion

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
DVDA is only possible if at least one of the dudes is an amputee.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Germstore posted:

DVDA is only possible if at least one of the dudes is an amputee.

Look at this noob

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe

The Bananana posted:

that's pretty cynical of you, cosmic

well i figure a broken clock is right twice a day so i suppose im due

either way, cynicism is in this year.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Ginger Lynn was in a bunch of stuff that wasn't porn. "Vice Academy" and Wing Commander" are some of the ones she was in.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Germstore posted:

DVDA is only possible if at least one of the dudes is an amputee.

please don't kinkshame

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

ChrisHansen posted:

Do you think porn stars get recognized more in public than recurring sitcom actors?

The actress that did that "Girl always in the same outfit" episode of Seinfeld was in some cheesy cinemax porno I saw one time.


That is my sitcom porn comment.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Fat Shat Sings posted:

The actress that did that "Girl always in the same outfit" episode of Seinfeld was in some cheesy cinemax porno I saw one time.


That is my sitcom porn comment.

Namaste

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Cosmik Debris posted:

i mean try as they might being a sex worker is still pretty stigmatized and a studio isn't gonna make a multi-million dollar investment in a movie just to have some mom start a crusade against it

thats why they always put big stars in movies instead of just paying any of the million great unknown actors, cause its an instant return on investment regardless of het quality of the movie

its all about the bin-jammins.

Jennifer Lawrence's butthole was on the Internet, along with cumshots on her breasts, right before she starred in a hunger games sequel

I side with the "you have to be part of acting's inner circle", as long as you have mediocre acting skills (most porn actresses don't even have that)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Don Tacorleone posted:

Jennifer Lawrence's butthole was on the Internet, along with cumshots on her breasts, right before she starred in a hunger games sequel

I side with the "you have to be part of acting's inner circle", as long as you have mediocre acting skills (most porn actresses don't even have that)

Man that's gross nobody wants to see that poo poo.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Man that's gross nobody wants to see that poo poo.

I'd rate it a 7, but I'm not a fan of the hunger games series

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Khazar-khum posted:

Ginger Lynn was in a bunch of stuff that wasn't porn. "Vice Academy" and Wing Commander" are some of the ones she was in.

In Wing Commander 3 she was a mechanic and you could "choose" to have your character (as played by Mark Hamill) kiss either her or a female wingman, causing the unchosen to storm off in a huff, signifying the start of a relationship with one and ending your friendship with the other. Just like in real life! Funny enough it was advantageous to you to choose Ginger Lynn because if you didn't she wouldn't fix your poo poo for the rest of the game.

I don't remember the female wingman except she was played by another attractive woman with 90s hair

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
It seems like in the late 90s we started getting porn chic going on. People being more open about porn, a trend of porn performers crossing into the mainstream pop culture, etc.

Was the internet suddenly becoming so big the main cause for this? When even mainstream media sites are talking about how a porn star is one of the most popular figures on the internet, obscure porn sites getting coverage in media over the controversy of internet porn, etc.?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



JediTalentAgent, you raise a good point-- do you guys think there are talent agents for porn stars?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Zorodius posted:

I watched Would You Rather, which had Sasha Grey in a clothes-on role. She was terrible. She had no idea how to emote, just shouted her lines like a deaf person warning everyone that a mountain lion is on the kitchen table.

Is that the movie where they're all having a fancy dinner first? Yeah, she was God-awful in it. It was immediately clear why she wasn't gonna make it in the talkies.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





The Invitation would have worked with Sasha Grey or some other porn starlet.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
The Girlfriend Experience was a fantastic film that predates the internet's obsession with the rhymes-with-truck meme. It does a great job of chronicling the broken rear end open relationship between a literal whore and her bitch made partner. Like a huge plot point of the movie is that the only ground rule in their "relationship" is that Sasha can't go out of town with a client, and of course she breaks that because she's living with a dude who literally consents to his partner loving for cash.

Of course it results in a huge argument in which neither dipshit is capable of expressing feelings or relating to the other like a normal goddamn human being. So much of it isn't even a barn burner as opposed to a weird, awkward passive aggressive thing that is as cringeworthy as anything I've ever seen on film.

Sasha's a horrible actress but I also get the impression from interviews and her cold dead eyes that she's a stone cold narcissist-sociopath. For that particular role, there was no better choice.

TLDR: The Girlfriend Experience was a definitive text on the smug turds you see increasingly online who think their open relationships are some form of enlightened human evolution, only to crash and burn like a ELE meteor 99.9% of the time. Also the world is cold and impersonal and fewer and fewer people even know how to obtain a simple human connection without making it into some form of transaction. You should watch it.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

bloodysabbath posted:

TLDR: The Girlfriend Experience was a definitive text on the smug turds you see increasingly online who think their open relationships are some form of enlightened human evolution, only to crash and burn like a ELE meteor 99.9% of the time. Also the world is cold and impersonal and fewer and fewer people even know how to obtain a simple human connection without making it into some form of transaction. You should watch it.

Tldr

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I dunno, Ron Jeremy has had a lot of little bit roles in major movies.

Also that Shae actress from Game of Thrones.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
All the guy pornstars seem completely broken, especially as they start aging and all the girl pornstars seem completely broken, especially as they start aging

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Have you tried asking your mum op??

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

mlmp08 posted:

I dunno, Ron Jeremy has had a lot of little bit roles in major movies.

Also that Shae actress from Game of Thrones.

Ron's best role was Jizzmaster Zero.

Sapper
Mar 8, 2003




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hth posted:

but i wouldnt let her act in my multimillion dollar film because sucking cocklicking piss off toilet seats doesnt make you a good actress, dipshits

FTFY

B.H. Facials posted:

Ron's best role was Jizzmaster Zero.

He deserved an Oscar.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

The Bananana posted:

JediTalentAgent, you raise a good point-- do you guys think there are talent agents for porn stars?

To be honest, maybe I'm sort of curious a bit due to the fact I ended up doing a report on internet porn back in the late 90s. At the time the only two e-commerce businesses that rivaled it at the time were websites and computer parts, if I recall correctly. There wasn't really as big an e-commerce industry in general, if I remember: Amazon wasn't huge, it was maybe just before eBay became commonplace, the net hadn't hit the Dot-com bust, not everyplace had internet storefronts, yet.

At one point or another in the later 90s, it wasn't uncommon for me to hear people with seemingly zero experience in running websites, producing porn, etc. who said they were going to start a porn site because they were going to make a lot of money, somehow.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

JediTalentAgent posted:

To be honest, maybe I'm sort of curious a bit due to the fact I ended up doing a report on internet porn back in the late 90s.
for business or for pleasure?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I never did any reports on Internet porn, but I did have lots of pop quizzes.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Y-Hat posted:

for business or for pleasure?

Academic. We had to do an essay on something relatively current event related and at the time the 'internet' was still relatively fresh and new. I think it ended up being a more vague 'sexual content' on the Internet thing. Legal issues, social issues, some quotes from folks, etc.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hollywood love scenes are poo poo. It's like a smooch and a dry hump, almost always on a bed. Always with the beds. Then it's like pan to some object and fade or blur to some poo poo. It's always tense and awkward, overdone, feels like they're supposed to be resolving all the tension of the film in one overacted scene. It's like they can't ever act out the sex because both of them is gross irl and it gets real when it's humpy time. Why can't the opening scene of Hollywood poo poo be like some old granny making GBS threads out a gallon of biker cum in an alleyway, then all these movies don't have to hinge on actors not being sexually broken people trying to give a poo poo. :shrug:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

criscodisco posted:

I never did any reports on Internet porn, but I did have lots of pop quizzes.
lol

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

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I used to follow Sasha Grey on Facebook purely to see how her post porn career was doing and the comments were always a slap fight between people telling her to go back to porn and others white knighting her. She also guested on the new Infected Mushroom album, on a song called Fields of Grey which wasn't too bad despite featuring her emotionless voice: not being able to express any discernible change in emotion between acting in a proper movie and getting a foot long dong up your rear end is a special skill apparently.

I still miss Gianna, apparently she works behind the scenes now. Don't get me wrong I know she isn't the hottest girl ever to make a porn film but looking at my dating history I have a real thing for huge tits and ultra bitches so I guess she really pushed my buttons :dance:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Is sasha grey the one who got into porn after being tricked by her boyfriend who she thought was a secret agent for the cia?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Mange Mite posted:

Is sasha grey the one who got into porn after being tricked by her boyfriend who she thought was a secret agent for the cia?

I think you are thinking of Jaime Lee Curtis

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Lookes it up anf i was wrong. Apparently it was the DIA

In new court documents obtained by TMZ, Sasha Grey claims her ex-boyfriend pressured her to start her porn career.

According to Grey, her ex, Ian Cinnamon (apparently his real name) abused her for years, and convinced her to enter the adult movie business because he needed cover for his work as a spy for the DIA.

Grey says Cinnamon also sent her threatening messages (including images of him apparently holding handguns) after their break-up. The couple reportedly started dating when Grey was 16 and Mr. Cinnamon was 29.

In a court battle, the L.A. County judge has sided with Grey, and granted a restraining order against Cinnamon stipulating that he must stay 200 yards away from her.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
He must be a billionaire, everyone has cinnamon in their cupboard.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Wait... DIA?

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I'm surprised he didn't make her change her stage name to something like Sasha Sugar. Maybe that already exists and you don't want the IMDb to list her as Sasha Sugar (II).

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Do It Anally.

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