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We're going to need a good cover for my spy work when we travel to Ibiza, no one is going to buy you work at Orange Julius and I deal ecstasy. I already have passports, but our cover story is you are a desperate runaway, trying to break into porn to finance my record deal. I need you. Your country needs you. Bangbros needs you on set at 6 AM tomorrow.
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The DIA is like, extra super secret It's what come after the CIA, of course
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Don Tacorleone posted:The DIA is like, extra super secret Thank you, don taco, for clearing this up for me.
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The Bananana posted:Wait... DIA? Actually exists, but I doubt Ian Cinnamon was part of it. Then again, Rumsfeld's "working group" did some pretty off-the-books stuff.
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Nina Hartley played Hillary Clinton in that one porno. It was pretty hot. That alone deserves some kind of...I dunno.
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Like, I was hard through most of it.
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bloodysabbath posted:The Girlfriend Experience was a fantastic film that predates the internet's obsession with the rhymes-with-truck meme. It does a great job of chronicling the broken rear end open relationship between a literal whore and her bitch made partner. Like a huge plot point of the movie is that the only ground rule in their "relationship" is that Sasha can't go out of town with a client, and of course she breaks that because she's living with a dude who literally consents to his partner loving for cash.
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look man. you all are debating the veracity of porn stars in relation to donald trump. you all loving lose, what the gently caress
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Al Cowens posted:You convinced me to watch this movie. you're better off re-reading that quip than watching it
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The Bananana posted:Thank you, don taco, for clearing this up for me. No problem buddy, any other questions I'm here for ya!! 
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Don Tacorleone posted:The DIA is like, extra super secret What's that like the "diffuse intelligence agency" 
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Tom Gorman posted:Nina Hartley played Hillary Clinton in that one porno. It was pretty hot. That alone deserves some kind of...I dunno. Salute?
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American Apparel had a period where, besides Faye Reagan as someone mentioned, they had Charlotte Stokely and a few others do ads for them for a while. I don't really know why, since they seem to have no trouble getting hipster girls to do tacky semi nude shoots for them, but whatever. Anyway, Katie Morgan was in that terrible Seth Rogen movie, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, it wasn't as bad as you would think but while watching I knew she was probably an irl pornstar
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Professor Shark posted:American Apparel had a period where, besides Faye Reagan as someone mentioned, they had Charlotte Stokely and a few others do ads for them for a while. I don't really know why, since they seem to have no trouble getting hipster girls to do tacky semi nude shoots for them, but whatever. In the current pro sex feminist whatever atmosphere, having pornstars in your indie hipster clothes company ads actually seems like a good idea
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dad gay. so what posted:i think porn is more of a "short cut" to the money part, but with the typical dark side 3 wishes curse like your teeth fall out and your vagina also falls out This but it's your but thole that falls out.
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Zorodius posted:I watched Would You Rather, which had Sasha Grey in a clothes-on role. She was terrible. She had no idea how to emote, just shouted her lines like a deaf person warning everyone that a mountain lion is on the kitchen table. That movie sucked and Sasha Gray didn't stand out because everyone who wasn't Jeffrey Combs was horrible in it.
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The Bananana posted:In the current pro sex feminist whatever atmosphere, having pornstars in your indie hipster clothes company ads actually seems like a good idea I thought the whole third wave sex positive poo poo died with the 90s?
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skeletonotherkin posted:I thought the whole third wave sex positive poo poo died with the 90s? It still exists, but you have to have a genderblob body type, and only if you do burlesque.
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Nucleic Acids posted:It still exists, but you have to have a genderblob body type, and only if you do burlesque. Is it still rape if I masturbate to mental images other people?
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skeletonotherkin posted:Is it still rape if I masturbate to mental images other people? Masturbating is rape for your penis unless you were already hard.
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Tom Gorman posted:Nina Hartley played Hillary Clinton in that one porno. It was pretty hot. That alone deserves some kind of...I dunno. Nina Hartley also made out with Kate McKinnon. That's probably more than enough. BTW, I found out that Christy Mack's retired.  Given what happened to her, I can imagine that influence her decision to leave the industry.
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Bacon Terrorist posted:I still miss Gianna, apparently she works behind the scenes now. Don't get me wrong I know she isn't the hottest girl ever to make a porn film but looking at my dating history I have a real thing for huge tits and ultra bitches so I guess she really pushed my buttons She had a scene in Piranha 3D  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7RUl_zn4Ic
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Young Freud posted:Nina Hartley also made out with Kate McKinnon. That's probably more than enough. I've never been able to watch Christy Mack since that beating happened. Every time I look at her, all I can see is her getting stabbed in the shower by that crazy MMA dude. I hope WarMachine gets his genitals cut off and force-fed to him.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I hope WarMachine gets his genitals cut off and force-fed to him. I agree, but for serial rapist and Sublime fan James Deen.
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Borneo Jimmy posted:I agree, but for serial rapist and Sublime fan James Deen. Ugh. Oh my god. So loving gross and despicable. A sublime fan. 
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Remember when James Deen was supposed to be the Everyman Insert or whatever then he turned out to be a piece of poo poo?
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Professor Shark posted:Remember when James Deen was supposed to be the Everyman Insert or whatever then he turned out to be a piece of poo poo? People were calling him a feminist porn star for some reason.
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Professor Shark posted:Remember when James Deen was supposed to be the Everyman Insert or whatever then he turned out to be a piece of poo poo? every woman wants a piece of poo poo :niceguy:
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Professor Shark posted:American Apparel had a period where, besides Faye Reagan as someone mentioned, they had Charlotte Stokely and a few others do ads for them for a while. I don't really know why, since they seem to have no trouble getting hipster girls to do tacky semi nude shoots for them, but whatever. Pretty much all those ads were taken post-coitus with gross looking american apparel foundee dov charney. Most were employees who he coerced into having sex with him, their boss
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Arian_Samurai posted:People were calling him a feminist porn star for some reason. It's because he proved that porn really is a rapey and exploitative tool of patriarchy
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