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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
go watch that Pirates of the Caribbean porn knock off that they thought was decent enough to remake with the porn scenes taken out and the story bits still there and then tell me that's something you'd enjoy more of

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

can insert harr harr this actress cant really act but , thats also usually because they were insanely rich and had connections to start with, unlike literally any porn star

this too

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Xaris posted:

oh i see you're talking about Black Sails

well done sir

No I mean they literally made a porno they thought would be good enough to stand alone without the loving scenes so they re-released it sans those scenes as an R rated movie:

quote:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(2005_film)

Pirates (also known as Pirates XXX) is a 2005 American pornographic action-adventure film written, produced, and directed by Joone, and produced by Digital Playground and Adam & Eve. The film, starring Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine Lindemulder, Devon, Jenaveve Jolie, Teagan Presley, and Evan Stone, features many references to the mainstream Hollywood film Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Producer Samantha Lewis stated in an interview that Pirates was the most expensive pornographic film made to date,[3] with a reported budget of well over $1 million[1][2] and featuring unusually high production values for a pornographic film.

An edited R-rated version of the film was released on DVD on July 11, 2006.[10] Digital Playground also released an Original Motion Picture Soundtrack CD, a rarity among adult video releases.

Were they right? idk give it a spin


I guess they made a sequel with an $8m budget and did the same R-rated re-release though so it must have made money. dunno if that indicates anything other than people will buy any lovely thing with boobies in it but there you go

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