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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
i pretty must mostly use my thumb finger, little finger on the rear end end of my fist, and my middle knuckle (for when I use touched screen stuff). Which fingers to you use?!

[apparently] I can't create a poll so you'll have to do with this:

code:
[  ] thumb finger
[  ] first finger
[  ] gently caress you finger
[  ] retard finger
[  ] little finger
[  ] dingus

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

index and middle

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

pointer and little fingers

:regd10:

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
the fingers that i put in my mouth and other ppls mouths

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
All eleven

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ur mom's camel toe

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

<space reserved for mom joke>

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Mostly my left thumb. Unless I'm masturbating, then my right thumb does most of the work in my bum.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I just hamfist everything tbh.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
This one!

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
all of them

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I use my left pointer and right thumb. This is how this post is being created FYI.

Technically though I'm using all the fingers on the right hand and left middle finger to hold my phone.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

I just punch and kick everything. My phone budget is ridiculous :\

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

First and middle making "come here" motions in confined spaces.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Hmmm, I don't know, which ones DO I use the most?

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
none -- YOUR MOM PREFERS THE WHOLE FIST!!!!


The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Nooner posted:

none -- YOUR MOM PREFERS THE WHOLE FIST!!!!

:eyepop:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

probably my ones, OP

Lemon
May 22, 2003

i tyupe wiyth elnbow

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


The longest one bc its easier to reach the gspot, but sometimes my wrist gets tired

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I have two club hands so I mostly use screaming to do anything

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Whichever ones have the best smells

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


psychokitty posted:

Whichever ones have the best smells

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
ask your mom

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008
father and brother finger mostly

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

thumb and pinky to stroke my micropenis to climax

l33t b4c0n
Aug 19, 2000

King of E/N
I lost all my fingers in a posting accident on these forums. Thanks, you triggered me.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Vargs posted:

thumb and pinky to stroke my micropenis to climax
ahh *smacks lips to fingers* like a fine wine

naem
May 29, 2011

I'm ambidextrous

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
My primary batin' fingers.

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