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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

What kind of loving savage builds a bathroom and doesn't put a fan in it? I have to go in there and hold my breath until I can piss and run out and then I have to catch my breath like I was free diving, only I'm free diving in a pool of rear end.

It's a shared building so I don't even know who the culprit is. I swear if I ever have to take a poo poo here and someone has been in there before me I'm going to have to fake sick and go home for the day. If I can't get paid to poop am I even a man anymore?

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
thats actually illegal.

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer
First of all... is there a toilet in the room? This is very important.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Wash your hands you son of a bitch

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Bring one of those little handheld fans. :)

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Light a match?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Pawn 17 posted:

Bring one of those little handheld fans. :)

Blowing the rear end smell around isn't really going to help.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Chubbs posted:

First of all... is there a toilet in the room? This is very important.

Yes, I believe that is one of the contributors to the problem.

and the claw won!
Jul 10, 2008
Yeah anywhere civilized has building codes that require bathrooms to have a fan or a window.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i like when the public restroom is really small and quiet---no fan noise, no music, no water noises, just the groans of old fat guys droppin some nugs & mud painfully

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Talibananas posted:

Yeah anywhere civilized

I'm in Florida.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i like when the public restroom is really small and quiet---no fan noise, no music, no water noises, just the groans of old fat guys droppin some nugs & mud painfully

And I assume you are just outside, with your ear to the door?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Wafflz posted:

Blowing the rear end smell around isn't really going to help.

Oh, well maybe bring a nice candle and a big box of matches? Or a glade plug-in. Or both!

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Imagine if you fell asleep on the toilet with the fan running. You would die!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i like when the public restroom is really small and quiet---no fan noise, no music, no water noises, just the groans of old fat guys droppin some nugs & mud painfully

hey buddy can you spare a square of tp?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Gargamel Gibson posted:

Imagine if you fell asleep on the toilet with the fan running. You would die!

i fell asleep at the wheel of a car today twice

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
whats the fan for exactly chopping the turds for easier passing??? :confused:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Shaquin posted:

whats the fan for exactly chopping the turds for easier passing??? :confused:

It's for the poo poo to hit when stuff is going down.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
a pool of stagnant water in a room of stagnant air

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
When I was a teenager I would go into the restroom at the library and masturbate and sometimes I would hear the old men poop while I jacked off

The_end
May 17, 2014
Look into an N95 respirator. It filters out most poo smells.

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Sep 16, 2004

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dad gay. so what posted:

i fell asleep at the wheel of a car today twice

working hard or hardly working? :grin:

Shaquin posted:

whats the fan for exactly chopping the turds for easier passing??? :confused:

what happened to ur av?

trash person posted:

When I was a teenager I would go into the restroom at the library and masturbate and sometimes I would hear the old men poop while I jacked off

good

*stares into the distance before hitting a bong*

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