Tipping is for suckers

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4outof5: Nov 10, 2003; Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Just tell them that it would be showing white privilege and enforcing stereotypes if you tipped well, or even at all, so in solidarity with black lives matter you can't tip as long as white cops murder innocent black men.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:37

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

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# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

pretend I posted the "that's bait" mad max gif

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:38

Postcount: Sep 10, 2002; I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear.

I embrace my privilege.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:38

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Best part of traveling outside the US is not having to tip.

The US sucks.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:39

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Suck my dick you fuckman

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:40

4outof5: Nov 10, 2003; Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Captain Yossarian posted:

Suck my dick you fuckman

whip it out and show it to me

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:41

crabcakes66: May 24, 2012; by exmarx

Tip thread! :a2m:

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:41

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

bad bait thread, bad op
:gas:

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:42

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

shoophobo posted:

bad bait thread, bad op

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:43

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

shoophobo posted:

bad bait thread, bad op

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:44

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

How else are we gonna get wreaths at Christmas?

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:46

4outof5: Nov 10, 2003; Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

shoophobo posted:

bad bait thread, bad op

Everyone who posts on sa is old as gently caress if they're working a job where they are paid tips then they're big enough losers to be working on a friday night instead of doing cool things like posting on the internet. This can not possibly be bait.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:46

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

4outof5 posted:

Everyone who posts on sa is old as gently caress if they're working a job where they are paid tips then they're big enough losers to be working on a friday night instead of doing cool things like posting on the internet. This can not possibly be bait.

you suck lol

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:46

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

Celluloid Sam posted:

you suck lol

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:47

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

nah op I tip a lot because gently caress some of the bartenders at my club have been there the ten years I've been a member, they probably need it

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:47

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Celluloid Sam posted:

you suck lol

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:48

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

paying anything you don't have to is for suckers

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:49

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Celluloid Sam posted:

lol

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:49

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

mdm posted:

paying anything you don't have to is for suckers

its a dicksuckers party

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:49

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

I tip like 2% or so. I feel that's plenty

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:50

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

vyst posted:

I tip like 2% or so. I feel that's plenty

for a $10 dinner, you leave a 20� tip?

edit to add: that seems like too much

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:52

SurfaceDetail: Feb 17, 2016; by Cowcaster

I round up to the nearest dollar for the most part. Maybe throw in some loose change if its within reach.

I know how tough their job is

not at all

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:52

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Celluloid Sam posted:

its a dicksuckers party

huh that's a new one I've heard for Jews

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:52

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:54

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

The Bananana posted:

for a $10 dinner, you leave a 20¢ tip?

edit to add: that seems like too much

I have a good job, I can afford the 2%

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:54

KawaiiAtomicBombs: Apr 15, 2016; ~Ka-Boom~

The only people you should realistically tip are pizza delivery drivers because they'll come back later and kill you

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:55

SurfaceDetail: Feb 17, 2016; by Cowcaster

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

Seriously. Their job is quite literally one of the easiest on the planet that pretty much anyone can do adequately. It should be paid accordingly. Minimum wage from their employer and not my pocket.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:56

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

really, any place on the internet that devolves into "tipping vs. no tipping" needs to have the bit from the beginning of reservoir dogs quoted in it before it's closed. thanks for doing your part

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:56

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

You're a loving sucker if you don't tip. gently caress you.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:56

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

i have to clock in in 30 minutes, hope i make some good tips tonight lol

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:56

SurfaceDetail: Feb 17, 2016; by Cowcaster

Crow_Rodeo posted:

You're a loving sucker if you don't tip. gently caress you.

your life is so hard

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:57

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

I tip because I'm not a poor or edgy.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:58

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

This is why I don't tip at, say a place where theres no real waitstaff. like, you go to the counter, place your order, and you have to come pick it up. yet they still hand you a receipt with a tip line on it. no. I aint gonna-- you cant levy my social anxiety agains-- I WONT.. I'M HYPERVENTILLATING!!!!! Jesus, fine! heres 15%

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:58

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

or just stroll back into the kitchen, grab your own plate, bus your own table, and give yourself some money. :smuggo:

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:59

SurfaceDetail: Feb 17, 2016; by Cowcaster

Also I laugh at the "they'll spit in your food next time" gambit.

If you are ordering pizza or eating at a place often enough that they remember you then you are a fat piece of poo poo who wouldn't care about a little spit anyway.

# ? Jul 30, 2016 01:59