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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > IPAs are trash beers
 
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 I'll prolly be strung up for this, but I really don't care for beers in general.

that said, of the beers I've had, IPA's are some of the most vile I've ever tasted.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

the great deceiver posted:

i would tell you but then it wouldnt be cool so kindly suck my dick you fuckman

Don't listen to him jackyl, I thinkhe is trying to deceive you

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 If you want to drink a tasty beer, start here:

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/187/599/

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

King of Bees posted:

Soup is where it's at my man. Have you tried soup? Not stew, soup.

creamy soups, or broth soups?

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Marvin Freeman posted:

what do you have against stew????

wait, did he say jew?

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Raku posted:

This beer is not alcoholic why would I drink it

Naw... I think i remember it being pretty low alch by vol, but it did have some

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 What if we just took an IV of morphine instead of drinking bitter beer, or any beer for that matter?

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sir_Charles posted:

I like kölsch style ales

I like Kolache style pastries.

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