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This is the thread to give goons tips if they possibly have sex. My tip? Make sure your stroke game is on point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwzex56OjJ0
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:07 |
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step one: get boner pills before i try that again!!!
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:09 |
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DUUUURRR
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:09 |
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I'll give you a tip
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:09 |
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It's be safe use protection and enjoy yourself. bye I love you!
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:10 |
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Try your left hand for a whole new experience.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:10 |
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Only my tip protrudes from my enormous panniculus.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:10 |
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be considerate and help your partner clean up all the turds when you're done
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:11 |
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rub one out before having intercourse with the female or male human.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:12 |
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The vagina is not where your penis is. You don't just stand next to a girl and then repeatedly take steps forward and backward to sex. You gotta uppercut.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:16 |
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hey guys a(and girl:)s) i do a lot of sex and i know about sexing a lot. i can do many different types and have done it so many times i cant count. on top, doggy, normal, slippy whippy, two holes, the bun stroke, pill pack, paper trail. i can do almost everything except the old how do you do. anyway if you like to talk and chat about doing it you can email me youre asl and what you like or dont like, the jolly rancher, tattie tootie, holy smoke, gum drop lemonade, versatile tortise. back to front, upside slippery slide, lonely sailer, the friendship band, gator golf. theres not much i havent done tbhwyiyam. emoji splits, hair wax central, pokey dukes, spiffy glove. ragtime gate. just this morning i was doing a touch on a real lady and she said it felt nice and good, i gave her the old in out and she was ver. appreciative. she said it was good and to talk to her again some times. spoon and fork, the black gate, morning showers. i think ive done it so many times by now i dont think any one on these forums has dnoe it more than me
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:16 |
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pepper surprise edit: married with money,hidden jackal, the secret blossom, iron price, the wentworth, orphan sally, dark star, delicatessen, atomic sunrise, triangle splice, viral antidote, hellraiser inferno, v/h/s + v/h/s 2, insidious, quarantine, evil dead, chernobyl diaries, evil dead 2, event horison, oculus, nosferatu, the thing, the babadook, the ring, it follows, triangle, jacobs ladder, pontypool lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Jul 30, 2016 |
# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:17 |
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Once it's in start rhythmically flailing your arms and legs so you sorta start moving in a clockwise circle Clockwise is important
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:21 |
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i start with a reading of poetry followed by a glass of fine wine followed by the sting of rejection
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:21 |
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How do I have sex with a girl?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:23 |
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Mukulu posted:How do I have sex with a girl? Hold a photo of her, stare in the mirror and sigh
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:24 |
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Premature ejaculation is my bag baby, yay!
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:24 |
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cum until there is blood
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:25 |
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DoctorG0nzo posted:Once it's in start rhythmically flailing your arms and legs so you sorta start moving in a clockwise circle this is why it is called screwing. you need to rotate around in these circular motions to get all the way inside her corkscrew-shaped vagina. clockwise goes in, counterclockwise goes out. always remember so you don't get stuck
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:26 |
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Push out like you're pooping and the dick slides in easier.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:27 |
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Vargs posted:this is why it is called screwing. you need to rotate around in these circular motions to get all the way inside her corkscrew-shaped vagina. clockwise goes in, counterclockwise goes out. always remember so you don't get stuck Try to make your dick as much like a drill as possible
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:27 |
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hump to the beat of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv3Gt7EOQ38
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:27 |
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Squeeze the glands until the spores spurt out
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gckUWpwjR40 heres where i learned
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:29 |
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https://youtu.be/oM2PwriqOjc Let the experts chime in
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:30 |
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get nude and open the airlock on the space station and float slowly off into space jacking your dick and shooting cum in circles forever
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:31 |
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Sexperts are never sex experts they're just hosed-up chicks with bad eyebrows.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:32 |
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DoctorG0nzo posted:https://youtu.be/oM2PwriqOjc like a sloppy blowjob
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:33 |
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Hell Yeah posted:get nude and open the airlock on the space station and float slowly off into space jacking your dick and shooting cum in circles forever Could you do this with a black hole and be jacking for eternity?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:33 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Squeeze the glands until the spores spurt out This is awful advice. Never force the spores out. You have to coax them gently and work them up to spurting out on their own. Otherwise you get less spores and it isn't as satisfying.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:34 |
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got the zucchini weenie
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:34 |
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criscodisco posted:Could you do this with a black hole and be jacking for eternity? Imagine a black hole just large enough to put your dick into.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:35 |
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Step 1) STICK THAT DICK IN A WET HOLE Step 2) BUST THAT NUT
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:41 |
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Iron Prince posted:Step 1) STICK THAT DICK IN A WET HOLE Does it have to be wet?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:42 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:Does it have to be wet?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:46 |
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One in the pink and two in the stink... or is it the other way around?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:47 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:Does it have to be wet? only as wet as you want it to be. that was only a "serving suggestion"
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:47 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:Does it have to be wet? Lube is a thing
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:48 |
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VendaGoat posted:Lube is a thing it doesn't have to be
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 07:48 |
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Iron Prince posted:it doesn't have to be
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