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the best sex position is Jesus style. travel around with 12 other dudes and a hot girl but never do it. never do it. tell everyone their religion is the wrong one and talk about how nice you should be to each other. then the government will kill you and then you win. i think. i have to read the bible again it's been a while.
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Doctor Schnabel posted:yeah i used to date a chuck who was all about being on top 100% of the time and i, being a super lazy rear end in a top hat, was like Nice, dude.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:04 |
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Condoms are for children. Show her you're a real man and raw dog that pussy.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:11 |
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Never have it, because it is gross
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:30 |
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gonna make some sex tonight *makes o with thumb and pointer finger with right hand and starts slapping it with the base of left palm*
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:32 |
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Business Gorillas posted:gonna make some sex tonight What's her name
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:33 |
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i gotta go
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:34 |
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Here's a tip: your hands are invaluable dexterous sexual tools for fulfilment for both you and your partner, you can use them to apply enormous amounts of friction if you wrap them in sandpaper or if you would rather wrap your dick in sandpaper instead, you can even leave your hands free to conduct the beautiful symphony of your shared love
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 16:37 |
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MC Eating Disorder posted:Here's a tip: your hands are invaluable dexterous sexual tools for fulfilment for both you and your partner, you can use them to apply enormous amounts of friction if you wrap them in sandpaper or if you would rather wrap your dick in sandpaper instead, you can even leave your hands free to conduct the beautiful symphony of your shared love Don't forget to lubricate before sanding. Heat and dust are mood killers.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:10 |
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Warm up with some Teen Titans hentai
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:13 |
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psychokitty posted:Warm up with some Teen Titans hentai I do this when I have sex with my hand
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:14 |
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The only "tip" you need is the one on the end of your penis... because let's face it, you don't have the length to penetrate any further than that
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:14 |
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Gabriel Pope posted:The only "tip" you need is the one on the end of your penis... because let's face it, you don't have the length to penetrate any further than that I have a very large penis
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:15 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I have a very large penis My mang
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:17 |
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It's very large
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:18 |
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Hey just a tip for you younger guys out there is to make a woman want your bod! Make her happy and comfortable adn she will start to get excited if you say something sexy: Tell her how she is hot and when that pussy warm up just keep it sexy and tell her she is gonna get a dose of the ol sex tube if she keeps slopping up those knickers of hers
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:21 |
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quefs are not noraml
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:55 |
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Don't sleep in the wet patch.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 17:56 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Never have it, because it is gross It only took him 11111 posts but this dumb worthless sack of poo poo finally made a post I agree with. Sex is gross, it stinks the next day, and nothing good comes of it.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 18:00 |
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Kuato posted:It only took him 11111 posts but this dumb worthless sack of poo poo finally made a post I agree with. Sex is gross, it stinks the next day, and nothing good comes of it.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 18:06 |
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Kuato posted:It only took him 11111 posts but this dumb worthless sack of poo poo finally made a post I agree with. Sex is gross, it stinks the next day, and nothing good comes of it. sometimes at the moment after climax its like a drug stupor is broken and with perfect clarity i think "what an absurd thing for people to do with their bodies"
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 18:06 |
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Kuato posted:It only took him 11111 posts but this dumb worthless sack of poo poo finally made a post I agree with. Sex is gross, it stinks the next day, and nothing good comes of it. Actually I'm a sexhaver of the first order and I only posted this to lure out sexless incels like you, OWNED AGAIN KUATO lol PS ur dad's a slut
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 18:11 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Actually I'm a sexhaver of the first order and I only posted this to lure out sexless incels like you, OWNED AGAIN KUATO lol PS ur dad's a slut Whoa! The 11th dimensional chess in GBS never ceases to amaze. Doesn't change the fact it's gross FYI
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 18:12 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Actually I'm a sexhaver of the first order and I only posted this to lure out sexless incels like you, OWNED AGAIN KUATO lol PS ur dad's a slut
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 18:16 |
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Turdfuzz posted:quefs are not noraml
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 18:36 |
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:There was an old actor that was in those old, boring 40s movies and black pepper was his signature thing in the sack. Maybe Cary Grant or someone like that. Cary Grant was gay.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 18:45 |
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Cary Grant was straight.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 18:47 |
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criscodisco posted:Cary Grant was straight. Touch of pink
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 18:58 |
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King Possum III posted:Cary Grant was gay.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:01 |
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The tip of a dick is a sex tip.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:02 |
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King Possum III posted:Cary Grant was a gay.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:03 |
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:There was an old actor that was in those old, boring 40s movies and black pepper was his signature thing in the sack. Maybe Cary Grant or someone like that.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:07 |
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i aint got no queef with you
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:15 |
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If Cary Grant were gay why was he always a leading man?
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criscodisco posted:Cary Grant was straight. I'm serious! Some of his recent biographers are certain that he was gay, but in those days he had to stay closeted. He had a long-term affair with Randolph Scott, and they even lived together for awhile in the 1930's.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:21 |
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Ihave sex all the time, every day
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:22 |
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criscodisco posted:If Cary Grant were gay why was he always a leading man? Because he was very popular with audiences, and a guaranteed draw at the box office. Beyond that, he was a very talented actor.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:22 |
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Turdfuzz posted:i aint got no queef with you what about vaginal farts aka varts?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 19:30 |
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criscodisco posted:If Cary Grant were gay why was he always a leading man?
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King Possum you take everything I say far too seriously.
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