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Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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👌🏼 Yess

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POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
I wish I had a boyfriend and that he would text me this tbh

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Skylark posted:

👌🏼 Yess



What about if, instead of that, he beats you for recording over his shows or not having dinner ready?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i gave the op aids

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
ill grab your dick and call you my duke

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Over time, the excitement will fade and you'll just end up resenting each other for trivial reasons. He'll cheat on you while he's away at a PT Cruiser mechanic convention, after it's all over you'll take your anal warts the maltempered cat you shared, because his mom is allergic to cats.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
too soon after the last one skylark, let em cool down a bit

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

Shaquin posted:

ill grab your dick and call you my duke

Skylark doesn't have a dick :confused:

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
NICE dithering

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

POWERBALL posted:

Skylark doesn't have a dick :confused:

listen here bud im new wave gbs and women can have dicks

fbsw
Mar 3, 2016
loving permaban me you worthless piles of trash

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

POWERBALL posted:

Skylark doesn't have a dick :confused:

He does

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Skylark posted:

👌🏼 Yess



needs less pixels

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot


One day I'm gonna find a cute guy who's fit and sweet!!!

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Trylark jumped the shark. Again.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

POWERBALL posted:



One day I'm gonna find a cute guy who's fit and sweet!!!

I'm hoping for a pizza boy to kiss me today.

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

Minimalist Program posted:

I'm hoping for a pizza boy to kiss me today.

Same... Like most days :sigh:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Skylark posted:

👌🏼 Yass



Ftfy get with the times skylark! :colbert:

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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Dreddout posted:

Ftfy get with the times skylark! :colbert:

When he actually does it I will say Yass, but when he just tells me hes going to do it I only say yes.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Dithering is witchcraft. :colbert:

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
A lot of nice nerdy guys match with me on tinder but none of them are very attractive so I don't really have chemistry with them :c

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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POWERBALL posted:

A lot of nice nerdy guys match with me on tinder but none of them are very attractive so I don't really have chemistry with them :c

I feel like every guy youve talked to that I k now about has had tattoos. You could see if you have chemistry with an untatted guy

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

i hope he dosent

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

Skylark posted:

I feel like every guy youve talked to that I k now about has had tattoos. You could see if you have chemistry with an untatted guy

Maybe I will try that! Guys with sleeves are typically really hot tho so idk why things haven't been working out

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

POWERBALL posted:

A lot of nice nerdy guys match with me on tinder but none of them are very attractive so I don't really have chemistry with them :c

Durrrr you stink good. :ohdear:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Skylark posted:

When he actually does it I will say Yass, but when he just tells me hes going to do it I only say yes.
Can you explain this in a different way that uses Dark Souls 2 the videogame I can't relate to it and don't understand it.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Your current avatar is way less irritating

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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a hole-y ghost posted:

Can you explain this in a different way that uses Dark Souls 2 the videogame I can't relate to it and don't understand it.

Boyfriend talking about grabbing my rear end = Farron Keep (Dark souls 3)
Boyfriend physically grabbing my rear end = Iron Keep (Dark souls 2)

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Never let your praying knees get lazy

And love like craaaazy.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Skylark posted:

Boyfriend talking about grabbing my rear end = Farron Keep (Dark souls 3)
Boyfriend physically grabbing my rear end = Iron Keep (Dark souls 2)
Okay, thanks... now I understand relationships

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
i feel bad about your boyfriend that clearly doesn't meet your expectations

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



nice if ur dad was stilla round he'd prob be angry about it!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

This is how I get out of bed everyday.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Minimalist Program posted:

I'm hoping for a pizza boy to kiss me today.

same and also put his d in my v after or maybe during eating a phat slice

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Same

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
On my way to grab your butt and call you my butt

LowPartz
Dec 23, 2015
What's the end game with these threads?

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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LowPartz posted:

What's the end game with these threads?

Ppl relating to them

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Skylark posted:

Ppl relating to them

Ghey

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