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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Are there any dude pokemons? Probably one of those, if so.

Is watching two of them gently caress while I beat it an option?

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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

criscodisco posted:

Are there any dude pokemons? Probably one of those, if so.


Geodude. hand stuff only.
Diglett

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Isn't Diglett a worm thing? I like dick but I don't want a disembodied one flying up my rear end.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

criscodisco posted:

Isn't Diglett a worm thing? I like dick but I don't want a disembodied one flying up my rear end.
well IIRC no one know what the gently caress the rest of diglet looks like so it could just be a penis attached to the rest of itself

also i know exactly what loving picture Say Nothing is going to post if they're reading this

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Oh no way no blind dates.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

This thread is a slippery slope

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Isn't there one named Tyrone or something

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



amusinginquiry posted:

I would have sex with;

Bulbasaur
Ivysaur
Venusaur
Charmander
Charmeleon
Charizard
Squirtle
Wartortle
Blastoise
Caterpie
Metapod
Butterfree
Weedle
Kakuna
Beedrill
Pidgey
Pidgeotto
Pidgeot
Rattata
Raticate
Spearow
Fearow
Ekans
Arbok
Pikachu
Raichu
Sandshrew
Sandslash
Nidoran (f)
Nidorina
Nidoqueen
Nidoran (m)
Nidorino
Nidoking
Clefairy
Clefable
Vulpix
Ninetales
Jigglypuff
Wigglytuff
Zubat
Golbat
Oddish
Gloom
Vileplume
Paras
Parasect
Venonat
Venomoth
Diglett
Dugtrio
Meowth
Persian
Psyduck
Golduck
Mankey
Primeape
Growlithe
Arcanine
Poliwag
Poliwhirl
Poliwrath
Abra
Kadabra
Alakazam
Machop
Machoke
Machamp
Bellsprout
Weepinbell
Victreebel
Tentacool
Tentacruel
Geodude
Graveler
Golem
Ponyta
Rapidash
Slowpoke
Slowbro
Magnemite
Magneton
Farfetch'd
Doduo
Dodrio
Seel
Dewgong
Grimer
Muk
Shellder
Cloyster
Gastly
Haunter
Gengar
Onix
Drowzee
Hypno
Krabby
Kingler
Voltorb
Electrode
Exeggcute
Exeggutor
Cubone
Marowak
Hitmonlee
Hitmonchan
Lickitung
Koffing
Weezing
Rhyhorn
Rhydon
Chansey
Tangela
Kangaskhan
Horsea
Seadra
Goldeen
Seaking
Staryu
Starmie
Mr. Mime
Scyther
Jynx
Electabuzz
Magmar
Pinsir
Tauros
Magikarp
Gyarados
Lapras
Ditto
Eevee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Flareon
Porygon
Omanyte
Omastar
Kabuto
Kabutops
Aerodactyl
Snorlax
Articuno
Zapdos
Moltres
Dratini
Dragonair
Dragonite
Mewtwo
Mew
Chikorita
Bayleef
Meganium
Cyndaquil
Quilava
Typhlosion
Totodile
Croconaw
Feraligatr
Sentret
Furret
Hoothoot
Noctowl
Ledyba
Ledian
Spinarak
Ariados
Crobat
Chinchou
Lanturn
Pichu
Cleffa
Igglybuff
Togepi
Togetic
Natu
Xatu
Mareep
Flaaffy
Ampharos
Bellossom
Marill
Azumarill
Sudowoodo
Politoed
Hoppip
Skiploom
Jumpluff
Aipom
Sunkern
Sunflora
Yanma
Wooper
Quagsire
Espeon
Umbreon
Murkrow
Slowking
Misdreavus
Unown
Wobbuffet
Girafarig
Pineco
Forretress
Dunsparce
Gligar
Steelix
Snubbull
Granbull
Qwilfish
Scizor
Shuckle
Heracross
Sneasel
Teddiursa
Ursaring
Slugma
Magcargo
Swinub
Piloswine
Corsola
Remoraid
Octillery
Delibird
Mantine
Skarmory
Houndour
Houndoom
Kingdra
Phanpy
Donphan
Porygon2
Stantler
Smeargle
Tyrogue
Hitmontop
Smoochum
Elekid
Magby
Miltank
Blissey
Raikou
Entei
Suicune
Larvitar
Pupitar
Tyranitar
Lugia
Ho-oh
Celebi
Treecko
Grovyle
Sceptile
Torchic
Combusken
Blaziken
Mudkip
Marshtomp
Swampert
Poochyena
Mightyena
Zigzagoon
Linoone
Wurmple
Silcoon
Beautifly
Cascoon
Dustox
Lotad
Lombre
Ludicolo
Seedot
Nuzleaf
Shiftry
Taillow
Swellow
Wingull
Pelipper
Ralts
Kirlia
Gardevoir
Surskit
Masquerain
Shroomish
Breloom
Slakoth
Vigoroth
Slaking
Nincada
Ninjask
Shedinja
Whismur
Loudred
Exploud
Makuhita
Hariyama
Azurill
Nosepass
Skitty
Delcatty
Sableye
Mawile
Aron
Lairon
Aggron
Meditite
Medicham
Electrike
Manectric
Plusle
Minun
Volbeat
Illumise
Roselia
Gulpin
Swalot
Carvanha
Sharpedo
Wailmer
Wailord
Numel
Camerupt
Torkoal
Spoink
Grumpig
Spinda
Trapinch
Vibrava
Flygon
Cacnea
Cacturne
Swablu
Altaria
Zangoose
Seviper
Lunatone
Solrock
Barboach
Whiscash
Corphish
Crawdaunt
Baltoy
Claydol
Lileep
Cradily
Anorith
Armaldo
Feebas
Milotic
Castform
Kecleon
Shuppet
Banette
Duskull
Dusclops
Tropius
Chimecho
Absol
Wynaut
Snorunt
Glalie
Spheal
Sealeo
Walrein
Clamperl
Huntail
Gorebyss
Relicanth
Luvdisc
Bagon
Shelgon
Salamence
Beldum
Metang
Metagross
Regirock
Regice
Registeel
Latias
Latios
Kyogre
Groudon
Rayquaza
Jirachi
Deoxys
Turtwig
Grotle
Torterra
Chimchar
Monferno
Infernape
Piplup
Prinplup
Empoleon
Starly
Staravia
Staraptor
Bidoof
Bibarel
Kricketot
Kricketune
Shinx
Luxio
Luxray
Budew
Roserade
Cranidos
Rampardos
Shieldon
Bastiodon
Burmy
Wormadam
Mothim
Combee
Vespiquen
Pachirisu
Buizel
Floatzel
Cherubi
Cherrim
Shellos
Gastrodon
Ambipom
Drifloon
Drifblim
Buneary
Lopunny
Mismagius
Honchkrow
Glameow
Purugly
Chingling
Stunky
Skuntank
Bronzor
Bronzong
Bonsly
Mime Jr.
Happiny
Chatot
Spiritomb
Gible
Gabite
Garchomp
Munchlax
Riolu
Lucario
Hippopotas
Hippowdon
Skorupi
Drapion
Croagunk
Toxicroak
Carnivine
Finneon
Lumineon
Mantyke
Snover
Abomasnow
Weavile
Magnezone
Lickilicky
Rhyperior
Tangrowth
Electivire
Magmortar
Togekiss
Yanmega
Leafeon
Glaceon
Gliscor
Mamoswine
Porygon-Z
Gallade
Probopass
Dusknoir
Froslass
Rotom
Uxie
Mesprit
Azelf
Dialga
Palkia
Heatran
Regigigas
Giratina
Cresselia
Phione
Manaphy
Darkrai
Shaymin
Arceus
Victini
Snivy
Servine
Serperior
Tepig
Pignite
Emboar
Oshawott
Dewott
Samurott
Patrat
Watchog
Lillipup
Herdier
Stoutland
Purrloin
Liepard
Pansage
Simisage
Pansear
Simisear
Panpour
Simipour
Munna
Musharna
Pidove
Tranquill
Unfezant
Blitzle
Zebstrika
Roggenrola
Boldore
Gigalith
Woobat
Swoobat
Drilbur
Excadrill
Audino
Timburr
Gurdurr
Conkeldurr
Tympole
Palpitoad
Seismitoad
Throh
Sawk
Sewaddle
Swadloon
Leavanny
Venipede
Whirlipede
Scolipede
Cottonee
Whimsicott
Petilil
Lilligant
Basculin
Sandile
Krokorok
Krookodile
Darumaka
Darmanitan
Maractus
Dwebble
Crustle
Scraggy
Scrafty
Sigilyph
Yamask
Cofagrigus
Tirtouga
Carracosta
Archen
Archeops
Trubbish
Garbodor
Zorua
Zoroark
Minccino
Cinccino
Gothita
Gothorita
Gothitelle
Solosis
Duosion
Reuniclus
Ducklett
Swanna
Vanillite
Vanillish
Vanilluxe
Deerling
Sawsbuck
Emolga
Karrablast
Escavalier
Foongus
Amoonguss
Frillish
Jellicent
Alomomola
Joltik
Galvantula
Ferroseed
Ferrothorn
Klink
Klang
Klinklang
Tynamo
Eelektrik
Eelektross
Elgyem
Beheeyem
Litwick
Lampent
Chandelure
Axew
Fraxure
Haxorus
Cubchoo
Beartic
Cryogonal
Shelmet
Accelgor
Stunfisk
Mienfoo
Mienshao
Druddigon
Golett
Golurk
Pawniard
Bisharp
Bouffalant
Rufflet
Braviary
Vullaby
Mandibuzz
Heatmor
Durant
Deino
Zweilous
Hydreigon
Larvesta
Volcarona
Cobalion
Terrakion
Virizion
Tornadus
Thundurus
Reshiram
Zekrom
Landorus
Kyurem
Keldeo
Meloetta
Genesect

Gotta gently caress 'em all!
-Ash Ketchem

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Please don't have sex with (fictional) animals

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
your mom, so basically a snorlax

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
GOTTA gently caress EM ALL

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Pikachu Dickachu :q:

:nws:

https://gfycat.com/WellgroomedColorlessAidi

Bardeh fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Jul 31, 2016

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

same

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
goku?

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Squirtle but only of squirting is real and not just pee. If it's not real idk I guess professor oak? He has kind eyes

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Lookit what Ditto (on the left) can do °_°

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Ditto is the fuccboi of the Pokéverse; it is known.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Ah, yes! Case in point:

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Forget about Pokemon, I'm the guy to make your vulvasaur

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Popeahuntis posted:

Forget about Pokemon, I'm the guy to make your vulvasaur

Lol

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
jiggypuff....got to know how it feels

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

A digimon

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

which one

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Get the gently caress outta here with that poo poo

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
I love Reshiram I am married to Reshiram

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw

together forever

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

symbolic posted:

which one

lol i fyou can actually name a specific digimon

you were probably beat up on the playground by all the cool kids who played pokemon

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights

Cnut the Great posted:

lol i fyou can actually name a specific digimon

you were probably beat up on the playground by all the cool kids who played pokemon
the cool pokemon thugs

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


symbolic posted:

used a random number generator to decide for me and got tentacool

i'm not prepared for the tentacle rape

The gently caress kind of Pokemon is your avatar? Is that one of the lovely new gens? I guess I could gently caress that one but honestly I could do better.

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Missingno.

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





Junk posted:

I love Reshiram I am married to Reshiram

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw

together forever

drat, came here to post lubby chudder

instead, enjoy this :nws: contribution

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/5agol.jpg:nws:

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mr. Mime, I guess.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Vince MechMahon posted:

Mr. Mime, I guess.

Mr. sex Crime

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

The Skeleton King posted:

The gently caress kind of Pokemon is your avatar? Is that one of the lovely new gens? I guess I could gently caress that one but honestly I could do better.
it's one of the new legendaries

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
blissey b/c she has a shitton of meth

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

error1 posted:

This thread is a slippery slope


How about that poo poo?

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Vince MechMahon posted:

Mr. Mime, I guess.

Ah, so you're in the same category as Ash's Mom, I see.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hadaka Apron posted:

No one has said Gardevoir yet?

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FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

ditto, since everyone keeps telling me to go gently caress myself~

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