- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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car dealership where the salespeople are also strippers that grind on the customers as they try to look at the cars, drape their naked bodies over the cars to hide the dents and scrapes and give lap dances to customers while they try to read through and sign the papers
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Jul 31, 2016 12:54
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- FutonForensic
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door-to-door car dealership. a salesman parks a car in front of your door until you buy it
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Jul 31, 2016 13:37
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a drive-through car dealership, where you don't even have to get out of your car to get into another car
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Jul 31, 2016 19:00
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- Schrecken
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Child of Woe
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A used car dealership that only sells refurbished cars involved in fatal accidents. Each car purchase comes with a copy of the coroner report.
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Jul 31, 2016 21:55
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A normal car dealership with local TV ads, an overbearing local flavour type owner with a 10 gallon hat and catchphrase like "u love cars?! Then you will love THESE cars!!" except their cars are just go karts under miniature shells of real cars.
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Aug 1, 2016 00:22
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A tan, wrinkled, but kind-faced farmer scoops up a double handful of rich soil and lets it slowly run through his fingers
"here at chrysler, we know that growing a good car takes time..."
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Aug 1, 2016 00:43
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- super mario batali
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Dice-a the Mushroom
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Car -ls junior
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Aug 1, 2016 01:03
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Our cars are free range. They are raised on wild grasses and never know the inside of a big corporation's warehouse. Yep, only the finest quality cars here. No GMCs.
everyone in the idf must die
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Aug 1, 2016 02:42
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Our cars are free range. They are raised on wild grasses and never know the inside of a big corporation's warehouse. Yep, only the finest quality cars here. No GMCs.
You'll note the oversize outdoor parking spaces, so each car has plenty of room to move around, open its doors, and raise the hood.*
*California Proposition .0002 compliant.
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Aug 1, 2016 03:16
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- Macnult
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car dealership with too many balloons directly across the street from the car dealership with too many flags.
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Aug 1, 2016 05:28
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- Darkman Fanpage
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Giant, inflated ape in front of dealership is actual giant ape
he's throwing the cars im trying to sell!!!
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Aug 1, 2016 12:52
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- kaschei
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All the recent dealerships that went up in my area have simple one word names like "wheel"
That's a name I could get behind
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Aug 1, 2016 15:13
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- mooses
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chocolate mooses
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the same thing as one of those game show booths where money blows around and you grab it, except bigger and with cars instead of money
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Aug 4, 2016 09:37
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- Solecist
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Human Derby. 100 people into an arena surrounded by cars.
They all start their engines while the massive crowd is screaming their lungs out cheering for the cars to hit the humans. Winners are the cardriver who killed most people and the last human to survive without injury (!) wins a car.
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Aug 4, 2016 10:10
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an extremely fancy car dealership where the cars cost ten times as much but they only take up a third of the lane
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Aug 4, 2016 17:14
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a giant bulk dealership where you have to pay for a membership and the cars come in packs of ten but it saves you money in the long run
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Aug 4, 2016 17:16
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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IKEA cars
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Aug 4, 2016 19:41
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