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crusty posted:Yes, thank you.  [/quote]
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No I always cook on low heat so it doesn't get burned.
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Aug 2, 2016 03:59
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Honestly I've never burned it but I have inserted it into the butt of another man, thrusting it in and out repeatedly until we both climaxed in a moment of mutual ecstacy, OP
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Aug 2, 2016 04:48
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So the 'burn' you experience is only when peeing?
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Aug 2, 2016 04:52
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I dropped a lit cigarette on my dick once.
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Aug 2, 2016 04:53
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CannedMacabre posted:I dropped a lit cigarette on my dick once. Why?
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Aug 2, 2016 04:55
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Friction burn from jerking off about sixteen times in one day. And this was pre internet so i had to work for it.
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Aug 2, 2016 04:57
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smoking on the shitter
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Aug 2, 2016 04:59
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CannedMacabre posted:smoking on the shitter That a how, I asked a why
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Aug 2, 2016 05:03
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Hector Beerlioz posted:That a how, I asked a why Oooooh... I was bored.
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Aug 2, 2016 05:04
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No, but I cut open my nutsack before...(trimming pubes)
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Aug 2, 2016 06:24
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I haven't, but I know a guy that has. 
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Aug 2, 2016 06:24
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EyeMinUrHead posted:No, but I cut open my nutsack before...(trimming pubes) Same, except while using a straight razor in a drunken attempt to manscape.
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Aug 2, 2016 07:36
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Ceciltron posted:Same, except while using a straight razor in a drunken attempt to manscape.
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Aug 2, 2016 07:46
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a hole-y ghost posted:You're not supposed to cut the hairs like you're cutting onions on a chopping board You're splitting hairs.
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Aug 2, 2016 07:49
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VendaGoat posted:You're splitting hairs. 
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Aug 2, 2016 07:52
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whos the fyad guy who burn his dick to be an ik?
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Aug 2, 2016 07:53
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dropped an after sex cigarette once. I don't recommend it.
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Aug 2, 2016 08:18
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The Wizard of Poz posted:whos the fyad guy who burn his dick to be an ik? forum user and FYAD also-ran PsionicAnt lit his cock on fire to become ik
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Aug 2, 2016 08:34
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where is enfield hes burned it all
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Aug 2, 2016 08:36
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I've never burned it. However, it was once clawed by a cat while I was sleeping nude on a hot night and managed to kick the covers off. The irritated cat, who was closer than should have been, lashed out. Waking up in this manner is not recommended. Also, I do not believe that my dingus was the intended target. I think the cat just lashed out in anger and hit the largest nearby target.
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Aug 2, 2016 08:37
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I use veet to remove unwanted hair and one time I didn't notice there was some higher than it should have been.... let's just say even sensitive skin Veet isn't gentle enough for that and I had mild chemical burns for a few days. The best part was applying ointment which made it sting horribly and made the actual burn seem mild in comparison.
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Aug 2, 2016 16:09
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When I was a kid I got mine stuck in my zipper. Very painful.
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Aug 2, 2016 16:10
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I burnt my weiner and balls in my ex-mother-in-law's tanning bed back in the day.
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Aug 2, 2016 16:18
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I put icy hot down there once. It was painful.
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Aug 2, 2016 17:01
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Ever accidently burnt off eyebrows just by brushing over a candle or lighter? Ever had the glorious idea that this method would be way quicker than shaving your ballsack?
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Aug 2, 2016 17:04
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Ever accidently burnt off eyebrows just by brushing over a candle or lighter? 
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Aug 2, 2016 18:03
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I was a child of the sixties, so I had one or two curling iron incidents.
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Aug 2, 2016 18:06
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Fiend posted:I was a child of the sixties, so I had one or two curling iron incidents. 
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Aug 2, 2016 18:07
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If you sear your dick off and wear a headdress that would put you WAY ahead of those nerds on Twitter who think you can be the king of oppression hill by just cutting it off and wearing a Steven Universe costume
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Aug 2, 2016 18:08
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one time I rode a bicycle really far while wearing jeans and I chafed the hell out of the head of my dong, I didn't even notice it until I got off the bike and then I almost started crying. took like two weeks to heal too and it created a weird pebbly scab. I shoulda saved it
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Aug 2, 2016 19:21
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I haven't burnt it, but someone stood on it once. It literally went dark blue and I was certain it was dead, but I was 12 years old and too shy to tell anyone or see a doctor. Luckily it managed to return from the dead without medical intervention , although it is occasionally still stricken by rigor mortis.
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Aug 2, 2016 19:48
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Moon Atari posted:I haven't burnt it, but someone stood on it once. It literally went dark blue and I was certain it was dead, but I was 12 years old and too shy to tell anyone or see a doctor. Luckily it managed to return from the dead without medical intervention , although it is occasionally still stricken by rigor mortis.
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