Malia Obama Shows Off Her ASS At Lollapalooza 2016!!

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

im mentally ill :chord:

edit: whoops new page, heres some content
https://youtu.be/PxLB70G-tRY

# ? Aug 1, 2016 20:50

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Enfield posted:

im mentally ill

No doubt

# ? Aug 1, 2016 20:51

Cartouche: Jan 4, 2011

Pawn 17 posted:

A republican's daughter would never shake her rear end!

Bush's daughters would shake them.,

And it would be glorious.

# ? Aug 1, 2016 20:52

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cartouche posted:

Bush's daughters would shake them.,

And it would be glorious.

And... and... and twins!

# ? Aug 1, 2016 20:59

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

tbf weren't the bush twins like some alcoholics who were barely keeping it together with people running around after them constantly making sure they didn't cause a national scandal

i seem to remember something like that

e: lol yup

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...t-Families.html

quote:

Kessler also claims that after a 2005 Halloween party, Jenna's now husband Henry Hager was so drunk the Secret Service had to take him to Georgetown University Hospital.

And he alleges that the Secret Service had to step in a break up a bar fight that Hager got embroiled in.

# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:00

Cartouche: Jan 4, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

tbf weren't the bush twins like some alcoholics who were barely keeping it together with people running around after them constantly making sure they didn't cause a national scandal

i seem to remember something like that

e: lol yup

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...t-Families.html

and your point is?

At least they had the influence of alcohol. What is Malika's excuse besides idiots for parents?

# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:08

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Cartouche posted:

and your point is?

my point is who gives a gently caress about this nonstory other than people who just want any reason at all to rev up the anti-Obama/Muslim/Communism rant

# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:09

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

Republicans did it better:

# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:09

Fishy Joe: Apr 19, 2005; Eat at Fishy Joe's

down n out posted:

Republicans did it better:

man, terry crews is in everything

# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:10

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

doesn't loving surprise me at all that Reagan's daughter is having a black dude feel her up on a Playboy cover

for real people are like 'haha dems are cvcks' nope it's the racist rear end GOP people. it's just like when they bitch about gay people nonstop and then go home to that male prostitute dick

no one else is that worried about BBCs taking their wife's holes

# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:10

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Cartouche posted:

and your point is?

At least they had the influence of alcohol. What is Malika's excuse besides idiots for parents?

She was at a music festival dude, if she was only on alcohol she was doing it wrong

# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:12

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Cartouche posted:

At least they had the influence of alcohol. What is Malika's excuse besides idiots for parents?

and the playboy mag?

# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:14

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Does pornhub have live statistics? I have a suspicion but I need the raw data to prove it!

# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:14

Cartouche: Jan 4, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

doesn't loving surprise me at all that Reagan's daughter is having a black dude feel her up on a Playboy cover

for real people are like 'haha dems are cvcks' nope it's the racist rear end GOP people. it's just like when they bitch about gay people nonstop and then go home to that male prostitute dick

no one else is that worried about BBCs taking their wife's holes

You sure care a lot for someone who doesn't care.

# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:14

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Cartouche posted:

You sure care a lot for someone who doesn't care.

that falls flat when I post the same length post in every single thread

i care about POSTING

:justpost:

# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:14

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I miss the stories about the Bush daughters getting DP'd in coke dens.

# ? Aug 1, 2016 21:17

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

loquacius posted:

I went to a Lollapalooza in I think it was 2005

I remember Queens of the Stone Age and Audioslave's sets, and being surprised that Jane's Addiction apparently had more than two songs

also they brought in Jurassic 5 so as to have an excuse to say "see we're not ALL white-people music" and man was that an unenthusiastic mosh pit, all full of rich white kids like "I don't like hip-hop but I paid too much money for these mosh-pit tickets to not be here for this set so I guess I'm watching this but you can't make me like it"

I saw Jurassic 5 last week and they were really good what is wrong with those people

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:00

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

etalian posted:

oh my....

oh my word...

*pulls off glasses and bites down on the nibs*

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:06

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Boner Zone posted:

even the president can't grab his wife's rear end in obama's America, sad

He was helping hold her skirt down in the wind. Doin a solid IMO

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:09

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

grab dat rear end

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:13

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Mega64 posted:

I miss the stories about the Bush daughters getting DP'd in coke dens.

Who's daughter was Nippen out w/o a bra or whatever? Bush? Disgusting! Sad!

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:13

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

reallivedinosaur posted:

grab dat rear end

lol

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:18

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Now that this nation has collectively lost its innocence, how we will proceed from this point onward?

with a BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:22

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

The Bananana posted:

And... and... and twins!

God drat it, that commercial was the PITS

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Dandywalken posted:

God drat it, that commercial was the PITS

thanks for getting the reference.

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:30

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2bniFJigI0

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:32

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Teikanmi posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2bniFJigI0

Luckily, I never had a facebook or twitter or anything. :smug:

...

But I have said some terrible things on this website, so hopefully, no one ever links that to me irl.

I mean, again. :smith:

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:34

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Hope she lezzes out with a Bush daughter

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:44

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Barbara was the hotter drunk bush sister IMO

# ? Aug 1, 2016 22:54

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

XMNN posted:

I saw Jurassic 5 last week and they were really good what is wrong with those people

It was the mid-00s, the rock/rap divide was still wide

# ? Aug 2, 2016 00:04

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

i got that fever

# ? Aug 2, 2016 00:05

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

For what it's worth (fwiw), I'd put it in Jenna's Bush.

# ? Aug 2, 2016 00:07

naem: May 29, 2011

I would like to hav sex (I.W.L.T.H.S.)

# ? Aug 2, 2016 00:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.