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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
pathetic husk of flesh. you're the zero sum of poo poo.

you contribute nothing worthwhile, scott. if you killed yourself tomorrow i'd say it wasn't soon enough.

eat poo poo, gently caress you.


anyway what's up, gang?

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
dont be so hjard on yourself i bet ur ok if u look deep and think over ur life choices a bit buddy

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
you don't want to slap my rear end and steal my lunch money?

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Scott Zoloft you sexy piece of poo poo stop making everyone's day better all the time! People need to have realistic expectations for how life is going to treat them like hot garbage and you keep showing up and making that untrue :argh:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Scott Zoloft is out of control

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Scott Zoloft is out of control

Scott Zoloft is a mess.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hey fuckface

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
this is good for me please sir i won't learn otherwise

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
OP IF THOSE FILES AREN'T ON MY DESK BY 3 YOU'RE CLEARING OUT YOUR OWN DESK

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
you wrecked two squad cars scott, and you disrupted the local farmers market festival, i'd take your badge and your gun if you hadn't inadvertently solved the banana man murders

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
...I'm tellin' ya, that kid's goin' places.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
i can't believe nothing better came out of that night I plowed ur mom, scott

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
Personally i think xp was the better os

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

scott zoloft posted:

you don't want to slap my rear end and steal my lunch money?

i wanna slap your rear end and call you nancy :heysexy:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
There were words in the op but I just heard warm queefs.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
maine is a poo poo state that relies almost exclusively on speed traps on the very tourists who keep their poo poo economy going

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
why restrict it to "itt"

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

i wanna slap your rear end and call you nancy :heysexy:

as long as we're both laughing i do not see the harm.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Baxter posted:

why restrict it to "itt"

very good point, but for now to avoid sidetracking other threads let's keep your lack of respect for me in here for now

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Nice capitals and periods, rear end in a top hat. I haven't seen such piss poor writing habits since the third grade.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
that's a stylistic choice that should in no way be reflective of your respect for me.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Take this opportunity to think about how your other "stylistic choices" reflect poorly on you. Forum poster scott zoloft.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



scott zoloft posted:

pathetic husk of flesh. you're the zero sum of poo poo.

you contribute nothing worthwhile, scott. if you killed yourself tomorrow i'd say it wasn't soon enough.

eat poo poo, gently caress you.


anyway what's up, gang?

I don't agree with the premise of this thread :shrug:

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
gently caress you Scott Zoloft

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Scott zoloft must defeat GBS's seven evil paradigms in order to win back his own heart.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Luvcow posted:

Scott zoloft must defeat GBS's seven evil paradigms in order to win back his own heart.

What are the 7?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
my butt smells like a fart

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

The Bananana posted:

What are the 7?

uhhhh.....



hatred of fats
hatred of womyn
hatred of islam
hatred of effort posting
hatred of mods
hatred of themselves
hatred of everything else in the world

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Enfield posted:

my butt smells like a fart

Could it be that you're just smelling a fart?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

hey scott nice fuckin thread did you snake it out of the toilet with the other pieces of poo poo? lol fuckin scott. you retard

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i don't know if i got all those right, its been a while since i saw the movie

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Bananana posted:

Could it be that you're just smelling a fart?

DUR COULD IT JUST BE YOUR SMELLING A FART DUURR thats what you sound like

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Zoloft is a good drug IMO

DoctorG0nzo
May 28, 2014
poo poo-for-brains

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Enfield posted:

DUR COULD IT JUST BE YOUR SMELLING A FART DUURR thats what you sound like

Are you in my house? :ohdear:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

scott zoloft posted:

pathetic husk of flesh. you're the zero sum of poo poo.

you contribute nothing worthwhile, scott. if you killed yourself tomorrow i'd say it wasn't soon enough.

eat poo poo, gently caress you.


anyway what's up, gang?

wait until they invent teleporters and then you can hang out on a telepad and get telefragged like in the video games!!!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
teleportation would ruin the Uber industry

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Luvcow posted:

teleportation would ruin the Uber industry

Uber ruined the Uber industry

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nooner posted:

wait until they invent teleporters and then you can hang out on a telepad and get telefragged like in the video games!!!

Huh, telefragged would be an improvement! :jerkbag:

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