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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Hall of Fame Game is the 7th, and the first week of preseason starts Thursday August 11th! So hooray football!

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

Dead? That's what they want you to think.
Reposting.

So many drops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvnvyIdos4w

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
49ers season ticket holder gift came today... It's scarves.

The following have been at-game giveaways
In 2012, I got a scarf from the 49ers that said "GO NINERS"
In 2013, I got a scarf from the 49ers that said "Farewell Candlestick"
In 2014, I got a scarf from the 49ers that said "Come to Play - Levi's Stadium"
In 2015, I got a scarf from the 49ers that said "Forever Faithful"


Today, I got... a scarf. The same material. The same loving scarf. I don't want anymore loving scarves you fucks.

Especially not at this stadium:
http://www.mercurynews.com/southbayfootball/ci_26360587/49ers-fans-complain-unbearable-heat-at-levis-stadium

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
The Hall of Fame Game is always a joke and we're all pathetic addicts for eagerly awaiting it

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Why the gently caress would they give you guys a scarf in the loving Bay?

It's hot as gently caress.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
This is your yearly reminder that the '08 Lions went undefeated in preseason.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Febreeze posted:

The Hall of Fame Game is always a joke and we're all pathetic addicts for eagerly awaiting it
It is the herald that brings forth the news of the return of the king Football. I have never watched the game but it happening means meaningful football is about a month away.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


Holy gently caress. I can't even make it from start to finish.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

A Man and his dog posted:

Why the gently caress would they give you guys a scarf in the loving Bay?

It's hot as gently caress.

Candlestick was actually pretty cold at times. San Francisco has such lovely weather patterns if you were out and it was hot you probably should have just waited 20 minutes.

Levi's is hot as hell though because they put the poors facing the sun with a bunch of fuckoff reflective glass facing them and also no shade whatsoever.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

Dead? That's what they want you to think.

fsif posted:

Holy gently caress. I can't even make it from start to finish.

Right, and most of them are uncontested!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

NC-17 posted:

Right, and most of them are uncontested!

I'm about halfway through and I'm convinced that Bradford secretes Crisco, because jesus gently caress a lot of these have no excuse to be dropped.

Although he could maybe stop throwing 95MPH fastballs on screen passes.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
The stories are true: Sam Bradford is just too hot to handle

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The most news: Brennan WIlliams was signed by the WWE:

https://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/article/wwe-signs-brennan-williams

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
That reel made me think Bradford is actually a good QB.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Kalli posted:

The most news: Brennan WIlliams was signed by the WWE:

https://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/article/wwe-signs-brennan-williams

Suddenly interested in WWE. I hope he wrestles under his twitter handle, GREAT BLACK OTAKU.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



swickles posted:

That reel made me think Bradford is actually a good QB.

Forgot which podcast I heard it on, but of the QB's who've thrown 2000+ passes over the past 5 seasons, out of 20 guys, he's 18th-20th in most stats. He's just good enough to not get replaced. He is a poor man's Jay Cutler.

Stats!

18th in completion %, 20th in yards, TD's, TD%, QB rating, Y/A, ANA/Y
Doesn't throw many interceptions at least though!

Kalli fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Aug 1, 2016

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Kalli posted:

Doesn't throw many interceptions at least though!

Which is a miracle considering how many passes his receivers have tipped into the air as of late.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Kalli posted:

The most news: Brennan WIlliams was signed by the WWE:

https://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/article/wwe-signs-brennan-williams

Staying true to form, he announced it by quoting the english translation of the Neon Genesis Evangelion theme tune on twitter.

:allears:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Rex Ryan was in my place of work on Sunday and I'm disappointed that I wasn't here to make foot jokes.

E: I'm rescinding this because the Bills had training camp yesterday and I live in Maryland.

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Aug 1, 2016

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin


So speaking of drops, who is Brandon Lafell playing for now?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



waah posted:

So speaking of drops, who is Brandon Lafell playing for now?

He's the Muhammad Sanu replacement in Cincinnatti.

So odds are he'll probably be okay for what he is?

As mad as Pats fan got with him, he was quite solid in 2014 before looking like the dogshit Fiz kept calling him after a slow recovery from injury last year.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

swickles posted:

Suddenly interested in WWE. I hope he wrestles under his twitter handle, GREAT BLACK OTAKU.
I hope he joins the New Day

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
R u ready for some football

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

Dead? That's what they want you to think.

Kalli posted:

He's the Muhammad Sanu replacement in Cincinnatti.

So odds are he'll probably be okay for what he is?

As mad as Pats fan got with him, he was quite solid in 2014 before looking like the dogshit Fiz kept calling him after a slow recovery from injury last year.

He never really had a chance last year. Coming back in the middle of the season from a foot injury he was just rusty as hell and had zero connection with Brady. I mean christ, after the Super Bowl he didn't catch a pass from Brady - in even a practice - until October.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/fboutsiders/status/760188786122850306

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

I think Lafell can easily at least match Jones's production from last year. I think the Sanu role being filled by Tyler Boyd will be downplayed a lot because the Bengals hate rookies and Lafell will be the main beneficiary. The real question with the Bengals offense is how it will look without Hue, if Zampese can match his level of creativity I'd expect a pretty similar performance to last year but I'm not so sure.

Also I just realized that Hue with Terrelle Pryor is going to be so much fun to watch

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Seahawks are going to be legendary this year.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
https://twitter.com/leadingnfl/status/760194728038133760

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



Hope it's just a miscommunication and that he's perfectly fine :ohdear:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Brocialist posted:

Hope it's just a miscommunication and that he's perfectly fine :ohdear:

An article mentioned the police had been called to his house at least 5x this summer, so probably not.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Seahawks are going to be legendary this year.
mmhmm *farts into microphone*

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
NFC West titles (since realignment):

Seattle: 7

San Francisco: 3

Arizona: 3

St. Louis 1

NFC West Playoff Berths (since realignment):

Seattle: 10

San Francisco: 4

Arizona: 4

St. Louis: 2

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

Dead? That's what they want you to think.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Seahawks are going to be legendary this year.

2008 Lions legendary?


They should check the end zone, I heard the Rams haven't been there in awhile.

*forwards from Grandma*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



NC-17 posted:

2008 Lions legendary?


They should check the end zone, I heard the Rams haven't been there in awhile.

*forwards from Grandma*

*Vyst likes this*

*Vyst shared this post*

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Oh no big deal. The Rams starting RB got whacked.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Gonna go off topic real quick because the games subforum is not my kinda place:

If I enjoyed Skyrim, is Elder Scrolls online for me?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

NC-17 posted:

They should check the end zoneplayoffs, I heard the Rams haven't been there in awhile.

*forwards from Grandma*

FTFY

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Stevie Johnson is going to have knee surgery. No timetable for return.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Pron on VHS posted:

Gonna go off topic real quick because the games subforum is not my kinda place:

If I enjoyed Skyrim, is Elder Scrolls online for me?

Haven't played it, but probably not, unless you're more of a MMO fan.

Ross Angeles posted:

Stevie Johnson is going to have knee surgery. No timetable for return.

Man, he had such a cool, promising early career before he just kind of fell apart.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

LA already off to a great start.

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