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A Man and his dog posted:Yeah pretty much. I was booked and convicted of a misdemeanor at age 19, but the person at the magistrate's office who entered my info into their system accidentally put in the wrong birthdate, so I show up clean on all criminal records. It's really the luckiest break I have ever gotten in m ylife
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TSBX posted:What would be Brady's post Pats team? I say Cowboys, or to continue the AFCE cannibalism, the Dolphins (If Miko is right) or the Jets. It's obviously the Texans so that Brock and be benched again for another future hall of famer.
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Pron on VHS posted:I was booked and convicted of a misdemeanor at age 19, but the person at the magistrate's office who entered my info into their system accidentally put in the wrong birthdate, so I show up clean on all criminal records. It's really the luckiest break I have ever gotten in m ylife
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Aug 2, 2016 19:02
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I just realized Will Fuller is making more money this season than DeAndre Hopkins
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sam bradford lmao posted:Shoplifting? Public urination
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sam bradford lmao posted:Shoplifting? impersonating a cop
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My stepbrother is a sheriff and works at the county jail. He's was the prototypical cop stereotype growing up; slightly insecure, had to be in charge of us, and was somewhat arrogant. He's still an okay guy I guess gently caress I don't know. I don't really talk to him much anymore because he screwed my dad out of a couple grand 5 or so years ago. Welp that's my law enforcement story.
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Chris James 2 posted:Accidental double post that's worthwhile because https://theringer.com/green-bay-packers-nfl-anime-ring-2051c9e82197#.bf2si3z8g Between this and the Settlers of Cattan stuff, Green Bay has to be the gooniest team in the nfl.
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Andrew Luck alone = Greenbay total gooninees. The man literally plays a sport where you get extremely sweaty and gross, and is openly proud about not showering. Then you add the beard and the herpy snap count and man, that's one goony goon.
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Pron on VHS posted:I was booked and convicted of a misdemeanor at age 19, but the person at the magistrate's office who entered my info into their system accidentally put in the wrong birthdate, so I show up clean on all criminal records. It's really the luckiest break I have ever gotten in m ylife Lmao that's amazing
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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-baltimore-ravens-1784641312quote:Our season went so poorly last year that the front office felt signing Trent Richardson could be an improvement. quote:We lost to the loving Jaguars AND the loving Raiders AND the loving Browns quote:I root for a team 3000 miles away that currently has $48.9 million in cap space and is preparing for a quarterback competition between Colin Kaepernick and Blaine Gabbert. Their number 1 receiver is Torrey Smith. As of this writing, they are not favored in ANY game this season. Not one. quote:Fans are now contractually obligated to sit in 90 degree heat with no shade, 50 minutes south of SF, to watch Blaine Gabbert play football 8 times a year. Jeffrey Loria would be impressed at this display. quote:We lost to Johnny Manziel last year. quote:Our shitbag owner stuck a local columnist with a $2,000+ dinner bill at a Napa restaurant and forced him to pay for his wife’s meal, too. Good thing Jim Tomsula was there to bus the table afterward. quote:A few seasons ago, we had one of the best defenses in football and our QB was like Michael Vick but better. Then half our roster either retired or got arrested, and our QB turned into Johnny Manziel. In the year of our lord, 2015, I watched Blaine Gabbert start multiple games at QB. Our owners hired a man on the street holding a bindle and eating canned beans to replace one of the best coaches in football, and followed that up by hiring a great college coach who trades away black players but keeps Riley Cooper.
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The local writer that was stuck with the bill was Tim Kawakami though so no harm done to anyone of value.
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Ahah wow I didn't know about the Eugene Monroe thing. Geez
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 It's the 49ers turn http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-san-francisco-49ers-1784694100
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Gat day-um Jed York is garbage
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Pron on VHS posted:impersonating a cop  , you just topped my record, Paul Blart.
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Pron on VHS posted:the only in-stadium apps that need to work are mozzarella sticks and nachos 
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Chargers are working out James Jones, Lance Moore, and Brian Hartline today
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Another hall of fame career bites the dust https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/760550890939912192
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Aug 2, 2016 20:02
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Cards reached a 5 year deal with Mathieu
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Chris James 2 posted:Cards reached a 5 year deal with Mathieu such a weird time to give it.
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quote:When asked by Comcast SportsNet how his story would end, Richardson said: "Putting on a yellow jacket."
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I guess getting arrested for shoplifting would end your story.
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You know you are in the trash bin when you get cut before you get to eat 10 meaningless carries to end the first preseason game.
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Chris James 2 posted:Cards reached a 5 year deal with Mathieu He won't play a full season again
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Kalli posted:You know you are in the trash bin when you get cut before you get to eat 10 meaningless carries to end the first preseason game. Richardson had knee surgery, it's not like he was cut for looking bad in practice
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I'm actually amazed that Trent Richardson can put on any sort of clothing since it's impossible for him to find the hole.
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Kalli posted:You know you are in the trash bin when you get cut before you get to eat 10 meaningless carries to end the first preseason game. He got hurt and needed surgery even before OTAs, I think
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Raku posted:Richardson had knee surgery, it's not like he was cut for looking bad in practice Guess I don't keep up to date with all the latest on team Trent.
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I want to go back and find that article about him signing with the Ravens in an Alabama newspaper and read the comments again. I remember one poor guy saying 'let's wait to see if he makes the team before calling this a success' and he was dogpiled by 800 Raku's telling him how stupid he was.
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whypick1 posted:I'm actually amazed that Trent Richardson can put on any sort of clothing since it's impossible for him to find the hole. Oh boy I can post this 
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Good for Honey Badger and all you haters can gently caress yourselves.
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Honey Badger is extremely cool and good
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Regnevelc posted:Good for Honey Badger and all you haters can gently caress yourselves. Who the hell hates him these days? LSU fans who are pissed he smoked his way out of playing more for them?
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Chris James 2 posted:Cards reached a 5 year deal with Mathieu $62 mil, $40 mil guaranteed. Awesome
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