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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Javy :swoon:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Nice throws :swoon:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
loving beautiful relay

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

CubsWoo posted:

wait are the cubs good at defense or bad

Bryant: Good
Rizzo: Great
Baez: Great
Russell: Good
Zobrist: Great
Wood: God Like

Not having Castro on your team to commit 2+ a game priceless.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Mr. McGibblets posted:

Russell: Good

I think you mean Russell: Great :colbert:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
:rip: Duffy's no hitter.

Also Dexter is the truth.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Lol someone gif that.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Well, now I can tell my story. Some years ago my wife and I went to a game. It was one of her first so we went first to try to get autographs. (She wanted Frenchy's because he was her favorite and I didn't have the heart to tell her he was poo poo.) We only got one autograph that day, Duffy's. She asked me if that was good and I lied and was like ya, Duffy is good.

This season is making me feel less bad about that lie. We have the ball in our room now.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
16 strikeouts for Duffy

:vince:

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Baez Bryant and Szczur combined 13 LOB and not even through 4

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Sydin posted:

:rip: Duffy's no hitter.

Also Dexter is the truth.

got the club record for Ks though! gg duffy.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Holy poo poo Len and JD are rattling off minor league stats, and Eloy Jimenez is hitting .342 with 70 RBI's. It's only High-A Ball but drat :eyepop:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Sydin posted:

Cubs sure love stranding runners today.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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9 stranded in 4 innings jesus loving christ

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Hendricks is the most underrated pitcher, and future ace of the Cubs.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Whew, that was close. Not a great route Szczur.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Kevlar v2.0 posted:

9 stranded in 4 innings jesus loving christ

Have I mentioned how happy I am that I get to share Blackhawks joy with you guys during hockey season while avoiding the emotional roller coaster that is the Cubs during the summer? :v:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Willson :swoon:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
God Willson is the loving truth

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I so badly wanted Contreras to finger wag at Dee Gordon. Don't run on Wilco.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Kepler coming up with a chance to tie the record

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Popete posted:

I so badly wanted Contreras to finger wag at Dee Gordon. Don't run on Wilco.

He did!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Oh he did! I love you Wilson.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Don't run on Contreras. Particularly when Baez is the one applying the tag.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Furnaceface posted:

Have I mentioned how happy I am that I get to share Blackhawks joy with you guys during hockey season while avoiding the emotional roller coaster that is the Cubs during the summer? :v:

The Cubs roller coaster is one where you have a 3 hour wait and you want to punch the staff but then you get on and it tickles your balls just enough to keep you satisfied. Sometimes it breaks down but you can only laugh at how unfortunate you are.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
drat Sczcur, nice job.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Dang it Altuve

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
ACE

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
gently caress THE DH :toot:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kyle Hendricks is a baseball god

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
noted clutch hitter

*rifles through paperwork*

kyle hendricks

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Mr. McGibblets posted:

The Cubs roller coaster is one where you have a 3 hour wait and you want to punch the staff but then you get on and it tickles your balls just enough to keep you satisfied. Sometimes it breaks down but you can only laugh at how unfortunate you are.

The Toronto Sports Experience is similar.

Thankfully I was old enough in 92 and 93 to know what it was like to be happy though.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
This team owns

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
kyle hendricks and jon lester have a combined 2 RBI in the last 24 hours

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I have a feeling we're gonna need these extra runs with Yelich/Stanton/Ozuna up against Hendricks in the 6th inning.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Mr. McGibblets posted:

Hendricks is the most underrated pitcher, and future ace of the Cubs.

This.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Altuve is sickeningly good at hitting baseballs.

Come on Jays, don't let Stroman lose this game.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Does anyone have the Contreras finger wag? I missed it.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Jays bats wake up please. How's the astros pen this year ?

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Uh did they seriously use a loogy for justin smoak.

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